Subservient Chicken

[JBMoney]

Subservient Chicken (http://www.subservientchicken.com/) - <i>"Type in a command and usually they'll do it. The chicken doesn't seem to have a sense of humor though. And doesn't know 80's dance moves. Who doesn't know how to do the wop? I wonder what the job ad looked like? Looking for people to dress up like a chicken on the internet for a 24-hour web cam. No experience necessary!"</i> - <b>KimC</b>

[DMS]

Damn chicken dont wanna do shit!

[Barb101]

He will beat up on himself if you ask him to. heh I'd like to see a list of some of the requests he gets. :D :worry:

[DMS]

I typed: Jump on the couch!
Jump on the Couch!
Jump on the fucking couch!
But it just hops around. :(

[Barb101]

LOL DMS, I wonder how he deals with all the incoming requests? He might be like backlogged as hell. :shrug:

[DMS]

It's probably a tape that they keep running over and over.. :nolike:
The chicken doesn't know the Watusi either. :(

[DMS]

Heh heh it just was "wizzing" on the couch.. "zipping up" and all after he finished.. Is Cuda online? :laugh:

[Sideout]

He must be getting popular, he's picked up a domain name since the last time we posted this...

[STIBROKER]

posted 5/30/04 post # 265...do yall have me on ignore.....hahahahahahaha....

http://bushwhacked.net/forum/showthread.php?t=6227&page=14&pp=20

[JBMoney]

Just curious, but has Stibroker posted on this thread yet?

[Sideout]

:shrug: Haven't seen him...

[STIBROKER]

been camping....but still......come on guy's......hello...anyone out there.....

[Bucko]

I told him to hula hoop and he went through the motions.
That was pretty off the wall.
Makes me wonder if it's really live.

[cuda]

LOL... Hey JB, did Barb's photoshop give you the idea to post this thread? :laugh:

[RicardoHead]

Since you all want to choke the chicken so badly, here is a list of commands this dumb bird will do, will sorta do, and won't do (you gotta page down after you click) (http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList). They are ...

Will Do
hula hoop
taco bell (a girl comes and dances)
leave the room
f*** off (without the *s)
taco bell (dances with a girl)
dance like an egyptian
snap your garters
do the robot
You're kinda creepy (gets way close to screen)
sit down
relax
bang your head
Are you lookin at me?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Cry
Show your chicken tenders (Moon)
smoke a cigarette
throw a tantrum
stand on the couch
clean the room
hit yourself
pillow fight
kiss the pillow
hit yourself with the pillow
fight
strip
spin
maybe
yes
hide behind couch
pee on couch
waddle
die
lie to me
fly
dance
jump
handstand
spin around
build a fort
turn off the light
watch tv
fart
moon me
go crazy
bows
hokey pokey
puke
lol
twist
moonwalk
play air guitar
riverdance
grab crotch
rap
sing
get some dignity (angers chicken)
hula
somersault
poop
make a chicken sandwich
lay an egg
macarena
clean up
choke your chicken
model
ninja
rock out
breakdance
shake it
running man
take a nap
read a book
smack your face
bunny hop
cartwheel
search
vomit
lick your chicken toe
no
jumping jacks
pat your head while rubbing your stomach
Electric Slide
Hump the chair
Bows when told he's great!
dance the ymca
do a pushup
do some karate
Roll over
peck
flex
hop on one foot
stand on the couch
get a book
show some skin
flap your wings
stare at the camera
shake your tailfeather
go away
strike a pose
poke eye
beg for mercy
pray
vogue
use blanket
kung fu
shadow puppets
scare
surf
play ball
shoot baskets
shake your booty
shake your moneymaker
yoga
fence
chicken sandwich
cabbage patch
moonwalk
kneel (probably same as "beg")
creep me out
mask
eat yourself
self flagellate
juggle
ballet
spit
golf
play baseball
play football (American)
play soccer
tango
make a picture
shadow box
disco dance
do the splits
bullfight
thumbs up
shrug
the worm
drink something
chicken strip (different than strip)
gay (does not like gays it seems)
swim
go fish
do it doggy style
headstand
duck (walks around like a duck)
mcdonalds
rock and roll
kiss off
head bang
line dance
get lost
be happy
take a hostage
show your teeth
look behind you
show your garder
Bogusky
Crispin
make love
fire!
do the monkey
act scared
be a baby
eat burger king



Will do, sort of
stand on the ceiling
rearrange the room
flip me off
masturbate
get naked
get funky
tear the place up
call home
tear off chicken feathers
take off pants
take off mask
squaredance same as electric slide
compute



Won't do
break things
break the television
barf
do complex mathmatics
hurtle the couch or jump over it
vacuum
kick over the televsion
sit-ups
turn off lamp
faint
pirouette
flog self
believe Moore
vote Democratic
believe Kerry
vote Republican
believe Bush
vote Libertarian
lick urvesh
wardrobe malfunction
make the sign of the Golden Arches (makes chicken angry)
take a fifteen minute break
eat a big mac (makes gagging motion)
lick the screen
Bark at the Moon (Chicken moons you)

[Barb101]

How about the subservient Nigerian Email Scammer? :nolike: :hehe: