Drink Du Jour (Punishment Shots)

[JBMoney]

"Whether it's quarters, cards, pool, or darts...here's what to make the loser drink"

DRAGON PISS
3/4 oz. butterscotch shnapps
1 oz. ot cinnamon schnapps
4 oz. Mountain Dew
Mix it up and sock it back. Drink enough of these and you'll be breathing fire, all right --- though not through your first-choice orifice.

CEMENT MIXER
1 shot Baileys Irish Cream
1 shot lime juice in separate glass
Have target sucker pour Baileys, then lime juice, into mouth without drinking them. Instruct him or her -- ok, her -- to swish the two around for a bit. Within moments, the citrus in the lime will curdle the cream in the Baileys, solidifying bothe shots into a disgusting clay-like ball. If she doesn't swallow, it's the spanking machine.

PRAIRIE CHICKEN
1/2 oz. tequilla
1 Tbsp Tabasco sauce
1 raw egg
Mix the liquids; drop in the egg; distribute the punishment. Unrestricted access to a bathroom is a must.



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[Xena]

I feel nauseated and repulsed just reading about these drinks!! Where on earth did these recipes come from and have you tried all of them?

[This message has been edited by Xena (edited 06-28-99).]

[goDESS]

JBMoney,

With the cement mixer you say if she doesn't swallow it's "the spanking machine." Do you mean the kind at birthday parties? What if she pukes? What if he pukes?

By the way, your wife is awfully cute when she sleeps.

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goDESS