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Barb101

02-20-04, 10:16 AM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm

mine...:rolleyes:

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You're Lolita! 
by Vladimir Nabokov 
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children. 

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Kimmy

02-20-04, 10:20 AM

I know this is gonna be a shock, for more than one reason..

Mine is the same as Barb's.. Lolita

STIBROKER

02-20-04, 10:20 AM

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You're The Great Gatsby! 
by F. Scott Fitzgerald 
Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege, the world is truly at
your doorstep. Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however, you spend most of
your time mooning over a failed romance. The object of your affection is all but
worthless--a frivolous liar--but it matters not to you. You can paint any image of the
past you want and make it seem real. If you were a color of fishing boat light, you
would be green. 

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Dave

02-20-04, 10:22 AM

You're Babar the King!
by Jean de Brunhoff
Though your life has been filled with struggle and sadness of late, you're personally doing quite well for yourself. All this success brings responsibility, though, and should not be taken lightly. Life has turned from war to peace, from damage to reconstruction, and this brings a bright new hope for everyone you know. These hopeful people look to you for guidance, and your best advice to them is to watch out for snakes. You're quite fond of the name "Celeste".

gopsdragon

02-20-04, 11:21 AM

You're A Theory of Justice!
by John Rawls
In the beginning, you lived in a town. The town had many problems! Rather than moving, you decided to come up with the idea for the best town ever. Going all the way back to the original position, you created the idea for the best town ever! Lo and behold, the best town ever looked almost identical to the town you lived in. You decided to stay in the town. Now you resent people mistaking your refined thought experiments for "the wall of stupidity" in high school debate rounds.

gopsdragon

02-20-04, 11:23 AM

cuda

02-20-04, 11:49 AM

riiiiiiiiiight... :what:

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You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe! 
by C.S. Lewis 
You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed
quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it
seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic
struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal
that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian
theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust
in zoo animals. 

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Freak

02-20-04, 12:38 PM

You're Prufrock and Other Observations!
by T.S. Eliot
Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.

I like profuck better than prufrock...:rolleyes:

Kim Possible

02-20-04, 12:50 PM

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You're Dune! 


That's me - don't totally get it, but ok...

Eagle3

02-20-04, 02:47 PM

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You're A People's History of the United States! 
by Howard Zinn 
After years of listening to other peoples' lies, you decided you've
had enough. Now you're out to tell it like it is, with all the gory details and nothing
left out. Instead of respecting leaders, you want to know what the common people have to
offer. But this revolution still has a long way to go, and you're not against making a
little profit while you wait. Honesty is your best policy. 

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JasmineDreamz

02-20-04, 02:53 PM

You're The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
by Douglas Adams
Considered by many to be one of the funniest people around, you are quite an entertainer. You've also traveled to the far reaches of what you deem possible, often confused and unsure of yourself. Life continues to jostle you around like a marble, but it's shown you so much of the world that you don't care. Wacky adventures continue to lie ahead. Your favorite number is 42.

KrzDefKat

02-20-04, 03:44 PM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/c2jh.jpg

Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.

Rguess21

02-20-04, 10:04 PM

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You're Stranger in a Strange Land! 
by Robert Heinlein 
Most people look at you and think of you as a Martian, even though you
were born on Earth. Silly Earthlings, er, people. Anyway, you've been telling people
about free love and relaxing like it's some radical idea. Most of them want you to go
back to the '60's (or Mars), but others are in your groove. Grok on! 

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Crazy Drunk Guy

02-21-04, 01:53 AM

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You're The Dictionary! 
by Merriam-Webster 
You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of
knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short
spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks
really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an
exceptional speller and very well organized. 

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shotglass

02-21-04, 07:43 AM

This goes well with my new Best In A Dress Award. :bore:

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You're Anne of Green Gables! 
by L.M. Montgomery 
Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage
cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash,
honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt
your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with
kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters.
You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it. 

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cuda

02-21-04, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by Rguess21
You're Stranger in a Strange Land!

Well that would explain your alien vocabulary! :what:

Rguess21

02-22-04, 12:46 AM

Naw, ah juz peer strainger ta folk frum straing playcez liekik nu yawk sit tea cuz ah sownd diff'nt dey dew. Fourchunautlee ah kum bear'n gif's ah tom-awleys n been burreatoes. Wood ja kare fer won er tu ov um der pawdna? :alien:

Ann eye aint tallkin no ale-leein lexeyekon, sheat eye'm frum whey northa tha boredur. Comprende senor? N-knee whay et prawb-lee juz sownds liekik dat cuz ya'll dew mora dis :what: dan dis :) n dat kine-a dis-torets ya eer kanals sew ya here thangs dif'ernt. :)

Kare fer a bare :beer: ta elp wash dat burreatoe down? ;)

Ether_Elemental

02-23-04, 12:00 AM

well they got one part of me down funny thing is that i took this test twice and both were right (other ending up being one flew over the cuckoo's nest)

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You're Mother Night! 
by Kurt Vonnegut 
Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You
spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were,
well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in
time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you
pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender. 

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MissCreant

02-25-04, 01:14 AM

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You're To Kill a Mockingbird! 
by Harper Lee 
Perceived as a revolutionary and groundbreaking person, you have
changed the minds of many people. While questioning the authority around you, you've
also taken a significant amount of flack. But you've had the admirable guts to
persevere. There's a weird guy in the neighborhood using dubious means to protect you,
but you're pretty sure it's worth it in the end. In the end, it remains unclear to you
whether finches and mockingbirds get along in real life. 

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:shrug:

Tabby

11-06-05, 06:46 AM

You're Cry, The Beloved Country!
By Alan Patron

Life is exceedingly difficult right now, especially when you put miles between your self and your hometown. But, with all sorts of personal and profound convictions, you are able to keep a level head and still try to help folks, no matter how much they harm you. You walk through a land of daily horror. In the end, far too much is a matter of black and white.

bodean

11-20-05, 02:21 AM

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You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn! 
by Mark Twain 
With an affinity for floating down the river, you see things in black
and white. The world is strange and new to you and the more you learn about it, the less
it makes sense. You probably speak with an accent and others have a hard time
understanding you and an even harder time taking you seriously. Nevertheless, your
adventurous spirit is admirable. You really like straw hats. 

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I love this book. I've read it a bazillion times. I think I'll read it again. :thumbsup:

Temperance

07-16-06, 06:26 AM

Masterhard and the Boys
By Arthol Fugard
Even though you should have realized it for years, you're only starting to understand how bad your society is. It's been keeping some of your best friends down for ages, and even you have been complicit with this system. When you make a mess, someone else is quick to clean it. When you need help, someone else is quick to your rescue. But, when they point out injustice, you've pulled the wool over your eyes until now. If you ever need a cast, it would be small.

Barb101

07-16-06, 07:21 AM

Oh, hello again Tabby/Firemaiden/Fur Elise/Sierra Mist/Legally Blonde/Bewitched/Sweet Dreams/Chariot/Silver Springs/Sorrowful Angel/Moondance/Queen of Cups/Black Cat...........I mean Temperance :bore:

Eagle3

07-17-06, 12:09 PM

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~buzznau/bressler/not-the2.jpg

sissy

07-17-06, 08:10 PM

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You're Anne of Green Gables! 
by L.M. Montgomery 
Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage
cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash,
honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt
your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with
kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters.
You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Freak

07-18-06, 07:46 AM

My views must have changed since I did this the first time.

You're I, Robot!
by Isaac Asimov
While you have established a code of conduct for many generations to follow, your demeanor is rather cold and calculating. Brought up to serve humans, you have promised never to harm them, to follow orders, and to protect yourself. Living up to this code has proved challenging and sometimes even drives you mad. If you were a type of paper, you would be pulp.

uncle john

07-18-06, 02:10 PM

well I've been gone for a while but here 'tis

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You're A Prayer for Owen Meany! 
by John Irving 
Despite humble and perhaps literally small beginnings, you inspire
faith in almost everyone you know. You are an agent of higher powers, and you manifest
this fact in mysterious and loud ways. A sense of destiny pervades your every waking
moment, and you prepare with great detail for destiny fulfilled. When you speak, IT
SOUNDS LIKE THIS! 

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Gabby

05-10-07, 10:15 PM

I'm...
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You're Ulysses! 
by James Joyce 
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero. 

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austinlacey

05-11-07, 08:13 AM

You're Loosely Based!
by Storey Clayton
While most people haven't heard of you, you're a really good and interesting person. Rather clever and witty, you crack a lot of jokes about the world around you. You do have a serious side, however, where your interest covers the homeless and the inequalities of society. You're good at bringing people together, but they keep asking you what your name means.

BlackStatic

05-14-07, 01:39 PM

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You're Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!
by Lewis Carroll

After stumbling down the wrong turn in life, you've had your mind opened to a number of strange and curious things. As life grows curiouser and curiouser, you have to ask yourself what's real and what's the picture of illusion. Little is coming to your aid in discerning fantasy from fact, but the line between them is so blurry that it's starting not to matter. Be careful around rabbit holes and those who smile to much, and just avoid hat shops altogether.

**************

yEah, yEah.... ok, whatever.......... :laugh:

justagirl

05-20-07, 12:47 AM

You're The Dictionary!
by Merriam-Webster
You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an exceptional speller and very well organized.
I wish someone would tell my husband!!!

dao626

05-26-07, 01:26 PM

uncle john

12-30-07, 09:42 PM

I've evolved as a book or did I devolve?

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You're Catch-22! 
by Joseph Heller 
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you
see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense
of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an
ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You
could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of
people. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
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