cars and accessorizing

[goDESS]

Princessb-

I feel the need to discuss accessorizing and cars.

I think the most important factor about a car is color. Black is probably the best, generally, but some types of cars look good in other colors. But I think one should always avoid neon colors (and cars for that matter) and canary yellow.

Interior is important. Leather is best and with a black car, grey is nice. Some who cannot afford leather, keep working hard and you will someday.

Bra, no bra? Depends, don't you think.

What do you think about convertibles? Black convertibles? Black convertible SLK Mercedes? Everyone reading, is there a better car than that? It that not the ORGASM of all cars? I know Camry's are the most popular selling car in America, but I really like the black convertible SLK Mercedes sitting out in the parking garage.

Another important part of the car is what you wear and how you act while you're driving. Say that you are driving to work on a Monday morning in a black convertible SLK Mercedes and it's not sunny and a little June-gloomy but you have heated seats and it's quite warm in your little car. Is it pretentious to have the top down? I think sunglasses when the sun isn't shining is...

What about a hat or scarf when you don't want to mess up the hair? I think a scarf would look really good with Jackie-O sunglasses. Too bad when Eric threw me mine on the freeway yesterday on the way home from Fletcher Jones Mercedes Benz, Newport Beach, they went straight over my car and landed in the carpool lane. Should I get some more?

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[j9]

goDESS,

black is very elegant, however sports cars can easily pull off being red.

What you wear is very important. you'll have to buy new clothes to properly accessorize your mercedez. see princess b for accessorizing tips. cute guy is a must.

you definitely need shades--although I agree, only when it is sunny.

your car is sooooo toasty warm with the sit heaters and heating vents. keep the top down even in june gloom. (the hard top that is) but if you decide to take the other top off be sure to
1. have a very cute lacey bra OR
2. sunscreen

guys, which is the preference-- lacey or sheer bras?

[G Money]

How about no bra!

[goDESS]

G Money,

No bra? Hmm, what about support or are you talking about car bras? Would this cause accidents? See Princessb's comment about my bra size before you make such bold statements!

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[caleb]

Personally, I ride a bicycle. but the bra thing is intriguing and now i am looking to get my bike fitted.

[goDESS]

Caleb,

Do you ride you bicycle and use your bong at the same time?

I saw this real nutty-cool beach cruiser the other day that you may be interested in -- it was really long and kind of bounced like it had shocks. I don't think it was a gang-banger bike, but I'm not sure.

Do you ever put cards in your spokes? I know you rubberband your pants so they won't get greasy -- I've seen you do that before. Good fashion move.

Can you ride a unicycle? I can pogo stick.

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[Yo-Hahn]

SLK Mercedes -- very nice choice. Black can be too hot, it is the sleekest color on sports cars. Leather is stylish, only for whips and bondage!

Disagree on the sunglasses with NO sun. Yes, take them off as dusk approaches, but you need to protect your eyes from the sun even in deep haze, eyes rinkle (sp?) fast.

BRA -- car bras look stupid, unless you are going to Fresno on I-5 and you do not want the bugs to dent up the front of your car. Sometimes prevention or protection at the cost of optimal look is fashionable and definitely better in the long run.

BRA2 -- G Money is right if referring to the other bra. goDESS it would cause accidents with you, so you say! Somehow I think you cause accidents to matter what. Seriously wear a bra, unless at home or in my bed.

Jackie O lost and found -- goDESS that sucks, you are going to need new sunglasses, it is Summer. Why would you throw them from car to car that does not look to good!

That is my 2 cents. I hope my grammer and spelling is better then Raven, after I saw what everyone did to him.

[princess b]

I never thought I would hear myself say this to goDESS, but here goes anyway - I wouldn't worry about a bra. You really don't need to protect your car from bugs and stuff because as I'm sure you know, Fletcher Jones will detail it for you on a regular basis and give you a rather toney loaner in the mean time!

I like your black framed sunglasses with the yellow lenses, or the silver ones with the blue lenses.

When are you bringing it up? You guys have to come up and then we can take it to Napa.

I got something new this weekend too! Almost as cool as an SLK!!!

I got a new Nintendo Gameboy Color in purple and of course I'm wearing very deep purple Victoria's Secret nail polish to match.

What color nail polish are you wearing gD?? Does it match your car? That's the best part about having a black car - your nail polish always matches!!

[caleb]

When I ride my bike the bong is hidden from the cops in my pants. I have no objections to getting grease on my body but the rubber band does keep the grease off the threads.

[Yo-Hahn]

Caleb,

When riding your bike do you mean the thong, bung, or bong (like beer bong) is hidden from the COPS? Do you have a leather seat like goDESS? What if you sweat when riding to work, does that look good?

[samthesham]

Regarding colors--is canary yellow the same as lemmon chiffon??

Sorry, I couldn't resist that one. I once overheard a Cadillac Seville referred that way at a restaurant and I nearly fell out of my chair. The person doing the commenting was quite serious, by the way....

[caleb]

sweat is important to any type of physical acitivity and the truth is I look good in any environment when sweaty

When you say COPS princess b does that mean
Crop slappin
Occultic
Pistol whippin
Sadists?

[Yo-Hahn]

POGO STICK -- c cups -- we should pogopool.

[This message has been edited by Yo-Hahn (edited 06-07-99).]

[goDESS]

Yo-hahn,

When I was young I could pogo over 200 times and hula hoop on my neck, leg, waist and arm all at once. All this without a bra. Oh, and I was 9th in the county for the 100 yd dash. Then when I needed a bra, suddenly I couldn't do all of this really cool stuff as well.

I can now pogo about ten times, hula hoop all those ways but not at once, I run a better 3 miles than a 100 yd dash, I was feeling inadequate so I felt I needed to buy something really cool! But thanks for your comments, they are great! By the way, your outfit Friday sounds nice.

PB,

Does your Nintendo thingy have bustamove? @%&* you.........!!

Samthesham,

Canary yellow is more of a deep, dark yellow, like a corvette and chiffon yellow is lighter than lemon pie. I'm really scared of that conversation and sorry from the bottom of my heart that you were subjected.

Caleb,

Since I let you smoke some of my cigars last summer do I get to smoke your bong when I come to visit PB?

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