Texas -- things to mind

[Favetti]

Honey, the higher the hair, the closer to God!

[Yo-Hahn]

I second that motion.

[goDESS]

Has anyone ever been in a Texas airport bathroom and heard the distinct slapping of flesh on flesh and then twangy Texan explatives? I have, very scary.

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goDESS

[Yo-Hahn]

goDESS,

You are going to piss off FlashG with Texas beatings!

That is an interesting story. Was this the mens or womans b-room?

How scary was it: Run out and get security, knock on door and join in, go a stall over and take your own horse for a ride, or just check the mirror and make sure all is perfect (it is perfect right?)?

[goDESS]

Well, Yo-Hahn,

Scary, but I was on my way back from a rather remote part of Mexico, not a vacation, so strangely it didn't really effect me until I was home and woke up screaming in the night when the repressed memory came creeping into my conscience.

Princesb made the experience much better, she has a nice, firm ass.....oops, did I write that out loud?

What I meant to say was that she picked me up from the airport and took me to to Togos to find avocado for my favorite (at the time) sandwhich. She's a real trooper.

By the way I was a tiny bit disappointed to find out that you are a man and never owned parachute pants. I had a rather interesting fantasy going!

Oh, and yes, all is perfect. Princessb, why is he asking me if I'm perfect?



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goDESS

[Yo-Hahn]

Woman in parachute pants, explain how that can be a fantasy?

[goDESS]

Yo-Hahn,

Camos and nothing else?

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goDESS

[goDESS]

Yo-Hahn,

Princessb is going to kill me for so aggregiously digressing. So, let's bring the conversation back to lifes most important and controllable facet -- looking good.

What are you wearing today?

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goDESS

[Yo-Hahn]

Wearing? OK, naked parachute pants.

head to toes:
black dress shoes.
dark olive socks that match suit.
dark olive suit.
black belt (matching shoes).
Calvin Klein boxers
azure collored dress shirt (Nordstrom Classic).
XMI Platinum tie that ties the green and blue together.
No ear or navel rings.
No tatoo on the back
No earwear
and a pink taffeta?

How about perfect -- you!



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[G Money]

Here I sit buns aflexin givin birth to another texan!

[goDESS]

G Money -- Don't ever say that again.

Yo-Hahn,

Today I'm wearing brown clunky sandals, brown/off-white polka dot long silk skirt, off-white shell, brown button-up silk shirt partly buttoned -- all DKNY. Calvin Klein bra and nylons. That's all. I also have no unsightly piercings or tatoos. I got my ears pierced in 3rd grade, but have sensitive skin and can wear no earrings. I borrowed Princesb's one time and it was hurty. Oh, and I have on four rings, all various shades of gold (yellow, white and rose).

Princessb, don't I look cute today?

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goDESS

[STIBROKER]

heyyyyyy.....whats up with this thread......

[RicardoHead]

Don't worry Sti.

One of these dudes is from Smegma Mesa and the other is from Scrotumento. What do they know?.....