The Geist Clan grows!!! :)

[Eddy's Geist]

As Clan Lord of the Geist Clan I am proud to announce that in 8+ months or so... a new Geist will be arriving!

Yes, I am to be a Father again. <gulp>

Hey.. wait.. damn, that means diapers again.

At least I have babies kind of figured out by now... I'm going to start training this one early... yeah, he/she is going to be a Ninja or Road Warrior or something. Any ideas?

[Kimmy]

Congratulations, Eddy!!
(on the baby, not the diapers :p)

If it's a girl, make sure you show her how a man should treat a woman so she doesn't settle for less and if it's a boy... hell, I dunno.. mine's almost 14 and I'm still lost.

[cuda]

Congratulations Clan Lord!

btw, I think Cuda is a great name for a boy, Cudella if it's a girl. :worry:

[JBMoney]

Originally posted by Eddy's Geist
As Clan Lord of the Geist Clan I am proud to announce that in 8+ months or so... a new Geist will be arriving!

Yes, I am to be a Father again. <gulp>


My condolences to both of you. ;)

[Barb101]

I don't know about ya'll, but I'm fairly alarmed here ...:scary:

Nah, Awesome news! :cool: Babies R A-OK. :scary: ;) You just let us clan women help ya out on the diapers, cept me, cause it was my idea. heh :rolleyes:

[STIBROKER]

WHAT THE HELL ED.....the vasectomy didn't take........

[shotglass]

Congrats, Eddy. Whatever you (she) end up with, make sure he/she is ready to live in the post-401k world.

[Texan]

What a blessing! Congratulations!!
I'm jealous. I want a baby.:cry:

[STIBROKER]

Originally posted by Texan
What a blessing! Congratulations!!
I'm jealous. I want a baby.:cry:

i'll give you one of mine......but not becca.......

[Sister Zombie]

Congratulations Ed! Remember, if it's a girl it's because you did too good of a job and knocked the balls off. ;)

[Pistol Pete]

Way to go, Eddy! (Are you sure it's her's?)

Maybe we're missing something here. Your little Edlet may be the one training you. ;)

[wrecker05]

Congrats Ed.:D Wow another tax deduction.;)

[Eddy's Geist]

No, surgical procedures of that sort can not work on my genitalia. It's a complicated story and I think if you all know the details then you may understand more about who I am and how I became Clan Lord of the post 401k world AND Shadow President.

Many years ago... I was not so free as you. No, I was no more than a caged monkey... but a highly trained monkey. A secret unknown government security agency had been modifying me in their laboratory. This "house of pain" was located in the very lowest level of NORAD... (yes, we were the SAME level as the Greys... They had the pad I tell ya'! Then again, they had first pick of the floor as they had been around since their arrival to Earth 1n 1947). The agency had fitted my penis with an experimental alloy that had extraordinary properties... some would say even "other wordly" properties (The Greys - hint, hint). This alloy was known as Adamantium and was virtually indestructable. I was the first of the humans to be modified and my code name was: Gopher. I know.. it's stupid. I wanted a cool name like "Wolverine" or such.. but that name was being saved for the later "mods" which were to be created as soon as more Adamantium could be produced. So.. to get back to the strory...wait... writer's block. Umm.. . ugh... well, back to surfing for porn!




Originally posted by STIBROKER
WHAT THE HELL ED.....the vasectomy didn't take........

[gopsdragon]

Congratulations Ed.

There's another Dragon coming in June too.

[JDub]

Must be somethin' in the water. :worry:

Congrats, fellas. :thumbsup:

[Eddy's Geist]

COngratulations!

I still haven't figured out how babies are made though... anyone have an explanation???




Originally posted by gopsdragon
Congratulations Ed.

There's another Dragon coming in June too.

[Kimmy]

it would be easier if you'd let me demonstrate, Ed

[cuda]

Originally posted by Eddy's Geist
COngratulations!

I still haven't figured out how babies are made though... anyone have an explanation???


I think it starts off with $1 beer night at the local bar. Then things get a little fuzzy from there on... :shrug: