View Full Version : What would you do if you were the opposite sex for 24 hours?
jillamanda
11-01-03, 01:10 PM
This topic came up in conversation the other night. Most of the guys say they'd be lesbians for a day. We females decided we'd just lie around farting and scratching our balls ...:)
I'd do the same thing I do now...stay home and play with myself. :OOPS: :D
Barb101
11-01-03, 02:37 PM
Ditto :D ;)
Pistol Pete
11-01-03, 02:49 PM
You two have too much slime on your hands. :laugh: :laugh:
bearfoot
11-01-03, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by JDub
I'd do the same thing I do now...stay home and play with myself. :OOPS: :D
lol....yep me too.
Being a man for a day would mean having control of my own family jewels...I'd give 'em a thrashing for sure. Sorry there's no tactful way to put this, but I'd definately get myself a bj...that has to feel good. :) :cool:
shotglass
11-01-03, 08:17 PM
I'd probably be PMS'ing.... :mad:
Well hi all - Im Noogie
My boyfriend was discussing this at the footy sheds on Friday night and this discussion went on for ever.
and yeah he would be a lesbian for a day or just play with himself
As for me I'd scratch myself, pick my a... etc all in public like he does.
:scary: :scary: :scary:
jillamanda
11-03-03, 03:22 AM
:) :cool: :D ;) Heeeey Noog, great to see you!!!!
JBMoney
11-03-03, 08:19 AM
Invite Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly over for drinks.
If I was a woman for a day, I would use that time to fight for equlaity, you know equal pay for equal jobs, I would fight against sexual discrimination.....
Yeah right.......I'd be playing with my pussy alllllllll day!
Originally posted by Dave
Yeah right.......I'd be playing with my pussy alllllllll day!
Don't forget the tits. Gotta take care of the tits. ;) :thumbsup:
JasmineDreamz
11-03-03, 01:08 PM
Hahaha...I laugh in your general direction guys. You can have all the fun you want after you've gotten everyone up for the day, fixed breakfasts, lunches, dinner, done dishes, laundry, chaufered the kids around, helped with homework, and then gotten everyone off to bed. You may have a total of 10 minutes to yourself. Make them count!
Originally posted by JasmineDreamz
Hahaha...I laugh in your general direction guys. You can have all the fun you want after you've gotten everyone up for the day, fixed breakfasts, lunches, dinner, done dishes, laundry, chaufered the kids around, helped with homework, and then gotten everyone off to bed. You may have a total of 10 minutes to yourself. Make them count!
I wouldn't do any of that shit! It's MY 24 hours. ;)
gopsdragon
11-03-03, 02:51 PM
I'd be a ho. Just to see what it feels like.
I'd have doors opened for me. I'd have drinks bought for me from men I don't know. I'd go to the bathroom in packs just to see what that is all about. I'd get lucky if I really wanted to. :shrug: :rolleyes:
Eddy's Geist
11-03-03, 03:22 PM
I'd tell every and all females about this great guy named Ed Geist and how he's the God of Love and the most perfect man alive, totally reliable, knows how to treat a woman, and he's not even gay, etc...
then I'd switch back to Ed and reap the rewards ;)
muhahahhahha
Sideout
11-03-03, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Freak
I'd have doors opened for me. I'd have drinks bought for me from men I don't know. I'd go to the bathroom in packs just to see what that is all about. I'd get lucky if I really wanted to. :shrug: :rolleyes:
Freak, don't forget getting out of speeding tickets :rolleyes:
And apparently, as we've shown here at Bressler, being able to pick NFL football games correctly ;)
Pistol Pete
11-03-03, 04:54 PM
I'd put up a porno site and then 24 hours later, laugh at all the idiots that keep sending me money. :D
(and no, JDub, you can't PM me)
I would stop and ask for directions, share the remote, and cuddle with my spouse to try and figure out the aversion to these things.
I would watch chicks, watch sports, and look at porn to see how much it stimulates me.
..... and of course.....play with myself.
Hmmmmmm, let's see. If I were a man for ONE day, I'd call my doctor and ask for a lobotomy. :D
STIBROKER
11-03-03, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Laurie
Hmmmmmm, let's see. If I were a man for ONE day, I'd call my doctor and ask for a lobotomy. :D
I would take laurie to the lobotomist........then play with myself......
Originally posted by STIBROKER
I would take laurie to the lobotomist........then play with myself......
I believe in equality among the sexes. :p
STIBROKER
11-03-03, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Laurie
I believe in equality among the sexes. :p
I believe in playing with one's self......just like shotty.....
jillamanda
11-03-03, 07:48 PM
I'd like to find out what it'd be like to piss standing up. I'd compare my dick to all the other blokes' dicks while I was experiencing being able to piss standing up. Then I suppose I'd wander off and play with myself, just to see how big it gets......:)
STIBROKER
11-03-03, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by jillamanda
I'd compare my dick to all the other blokes' dicks while I was experiencing being able to piss standing up. Then I suppose I'd wander off and play with myself, just to see how big it gets......:)
what if you have a small dick.....hahahaha.......
shotglass
11-03-03, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by STIBROKER
what if you have a small dick.....hahahaha.......
Yeah, it's not like we stand around in a group and compare....well, maybe gay guys do, but none of the guys I know want to stand around comparing our johnsons...
This is a difficult one for me...:rolleyes: LOL
In all honesty I'd probably do exactly as I do now - go to the hairdresser, stylist, then on to a 8-hr shopping spree & finish up with a wine with my mates!Yay!:hehe:
Love Chuka;)
jillamanda
11-04-03, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by STIBROKER
what if you have a small dick.....hahahaha.......
If I ended up with the 'short straw', it wouldn't be too bad because it'd only be for a day anyway. If I got lucky, it's not like I'd ever have to see them again. And if the worst came to the worst, I'd just go home and play with myself.........:D
jillamanda
11-04-03, 12:38 AM
:rolleyes: ......but what if I ended up with a HUGE one????Huh???? How 'bout that - I get to be a bloke for a day and end up with the biggest dick anyone's ever seen!!!Wouldn't that be a piss off???:D
Seaman Stains
11-04-03, 01:22 AM
I'd have to join the bloody freak show as the bearded lady!
JasmineDreamz
11-04-03, 03:04 AM
Hey! I could pee standing up. :hehe:
Originally posted by jillamanda
:rolleyes: ......but what if I ended up with a HUGE one????Huh???? How 'bout that - I get to be a bloke for a day and end up with the biggest dick anyone's ever seen!!!Wouldn't that be a piss off???:D
It's not too bad. ;)
Oh, and one other thing I'd do is brag about how big my dick is. Cause you know how women CONSTANTLY like to hear stuff like that. :rolleyes:
STIBROKER
11-04-03, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by Laurie
Oh, and one other thing I'd do is brag about how big my dick is. Cause you know how women CONSTANTLY like to hear stuff like that. :rolleyes:
you can also write your name in the snow......
Originally posted by STIBROKER
you can also write your name in the snow......
I wouldn't want to miss out on the fun......
strangeboy
11-04-03, 07:47 AM
If I were the opposite sex for 24 hours I would basically do what I do now... just in a dress and heels for a change :)
I'd try being a bitch and blaming it on PMS. :rolleyes:
...but only if I had to take a break from touching myself. :D
I'd like to try that multiple orgasm thing
strangeboy
11-04-03, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by Dave
I'd like to try that multiple orgasm thing
multiple orgasms are just a myth women made up to try and make men feel inferior ;)
Originally posted by Dave
I'd like to try that multiple orgasm thing
It's very exhausting. ;)
Originally posted by Laurie
It's very exhausting. ;)
Amen, sister... my problem is when to call it quits...I mean, I could go on and on and on.. when is enough, enough? ;)
Barb101
11-04-03, 09:05 AM
What is this word "enough" you speak of Kimmy? :hehe:
I don't know... maybe one of the guys can answer that one
shotglass
11-04-03, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Kimmy
I don't know... maybe one of the guys can answer that one
Two minutes.
Originally posted by Kimmy
I don't know... maybe one of the guys can answer that one
Enough is when it falls off
Originally posted by Dave
Enough is when it falls off
No, that would be MORE than enough.
gopsdragon
11-04-03, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Laurie
Hmmmmmm, let's see. If I were a man for ONE day, I'd call my doctor and ask for a lobotomy. :D
Then you'd be a woman trapped in man's body. What fun would that be?:laugh: :laugh:
*ducks, runs*
gopsdragon
11-04-03, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by strangeboy
If I were the opposite sex for 24 hours I would basically do what I do now... just in a dress and heels for a change :)
You don't do that now?:confused:
Originally posted by gopsdragon
Then you'd be a woman trapped in man's body. What fun would that be?:laugh: :laugh:
*ducks, runs*
You're thinking with your OTHER brain, aren't you? :p
gopsdragon
11-04-03, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Laurie
You're thinking with your OTHER brain, aren't you? :p
I always am when your the subject. ;)
Originally posted by gopsdragon
I always am when your the subject. ;)
Subject of brains? How flattering! :)
Eddy's Geist
11-04-03, 01:36 PM
Did someone hack into Kimmy's account and are they posing as her?
I didn't think that the word "enough" is in her vocabulary!
:D
Originally posted by Barb101
What is this word "enough" you speak of Kimmy? :hehe:
Sure it is, Eddy... I get enough grief.. enough bullshit... I get enough of a lot of things... I just don't understand it in this context ;)
Princess PeiPei
11-04-03, 01:54 PM
I guess I would have to try that orgasm thing a few times to see how far I could shoot it. http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/crz_74.gif
jillamanda
11-04-03, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by strangeboy
multiple orgasms are just a myth women made up to try and make men feel inferior ;)
:rolleyes: ......bet it was a bloke who said that......
Originally posted by Kimmy
Sure it is, Eddy... I get enough grief.. enough bullshit... I get enough of a lot of things... I just don't understand it in this context ;)
Horndog ;)
if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black ;)
Sling Blade
11-04-03, 06:04 PM
Ummmmmm....I will get back wit ya, Mmmm Hmmm.
Originally posted by strangeboy
multiple orgasms are just a myth women made up to try and make men feel inferior ;)
:hehe: Think again.
Sling Blade
11-04-03, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Texan
:hehe: Think again.
Mmmm Hmmm...hurts.
Originally posted by bearfoot
lol....yep me too.
but I'd definately get myself a bj...that has to feel good. :) :cool:
When you are a bloke you might not find it as easy to get as you do now.
24 hours isn't much time.:(
bearfoot
11-04-03, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by micron
When you are a bloke you might not find it as easy to get as you do now.
24 hours isn't much time.:(
hhmmm you may have a point there Micron.....since I'd spend the entire 24hrs doing every sexual thing I could think of or invent... I'd probably just have to buy some when I got bored of self exploration. Might even buy a few at once...isn't that male fantasy?? :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Laurie
It's my age. :hehe:
and you've not even peaked yet ;)
Originally posted by Kimmy
and you've not even peaked yet ;)
Something to look forward to. :D
exactly... better than peaking in high school ;)
jillamanda
11-05-03, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by Kimmy
exactly... better than peaking in high school ;)
:( yeah, that'd be a complete waste of time....not to mention a perfectly good 'peak'.
Originally posted by Kimmy
exactly... better than peaking in high school ;)
I remember those 60 seconds of pleasure. :what: ;)
I wonder if any of the guys that spend 24 hours as a woman would want to experience the ultimate O experience with the awesome Rabbit?
Naw, then they would have a severe inferiority complex when they switched back to a man. LOL
bearfoot
11-06-03, 05:37 AM
what's with this rabbit thing....surely it's just another over rated battery operated phallic object :rolleyes: .... just no beating the real thing I reckon (excuse the pun)
strangeboy
11-06-03, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by bearfoot
what's with this rabbit thing....surely it's just another over rated battery operated phallic object :rolleyes: .... just no beating the real thing I reckon (excuse the pun)
I agree that there is nothing better than the real thing but sometimes... but battery operated phallic shaped objects can be fun too (so I've heard :D)
jillamanda
11-06-03, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by Texan
the awesome Rabbit?
:confused: I thought you meant Slim Shady............:sure:
jillamanda
11-09-03, 05:41 PM
I'd do some research into nipple hair (on women). I've been hearing alot about it lately, which makes me think it must be reasonably common. I remember when I was a kid and we were swimming with some friends of the family, and one of the women there emerged from under the water with her bathers down round her waist, and I caught a glimpse of two very hairy nipples. I assumed at the time that it was just her, but now I'm older and wiser (I hope), I realise she wasn't the only one. Just how common is it, you guys?????:what:
Good question, Jilly.
Seems they must have been extremely hairy for you to notice in a glance. Sounds like a hormone imbalance. I don't know how common it is, but if mine were like your friends I would never admit it. :hehe:
BF - There are many, many over-rated battery operated phallic objects, but the rabbit is different. I have feedback from many women who all agree. One co-worker told me, "No man has ever made me feel that intense of an _____".
Peckable
11-09-03, 10:45 PM
:sure:
Originally posted by Texan
an orgasm.
:rolleyes:
why did you censor it?:confused:
bearfoot
11-10-03, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by Texan
BF - There are many, many over-rated battery operated phallic objects, but the rabbit is different. I have feedback from many women who all agree. One co-worker told me, "No man has ever made me feel that intense of an _____".
Have you seen the Fairy Princess range? There's something for everyon
That poor woman...never found a better lover than her vibrator!!!..she has my sympathy.
I saw the rabbit episode of Sex in the City....lol.
Difficult to write what I'm thinking without getting too extreme...but basically I can't see how a vibrating bit of plastic could ever be better than the real thing.
Originally posted by bearfoot
...but basically I can't see how a vibrating bit of plastic could ever be better than the real thing.
you obviously havn't been with me then have you.:what:
Sling Blade
11-10-03, 03:33 AM
I rekon I would look at myself in the mirror, UmmmHmmmm.
Originally posted by bearfoot
but basically I can't see how a vibrating bit of plastic could ever be better than the real thing.
The real thing is always best because the entire experience can be majical. But, if you have a male moment where you feel the need to just cum, plain and simple, the rabbit is the way to go.
I'm thinking that the men who are a woman for 24 hours should add "try out the rabbit" to their "Things To Do" list.
bearfoot
11-11-03, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by Texan
The real thing is always best because the entire experience can be majical. But, if you have a male moment where you feel the need to just cum, plain and simple, the rabbit is the way to go.
lol...don't know how male that is....but I rather like one without all the trimmings.... no need for a rabbit even then...my source caterers for even my most shallow whims.... :rolleyes: :D
Can't help it...I like my phalic objects to have a man attached or it's just boring.
However..I'm curious at what it is this rabbit looks like and what it does that is so different???
Seaman Stains
11-11-03, 04:02 AM
Ya know it'd be just my luck, I'd be havin' my period!
Barb101
11-11-03, 07:18 AM
We keep hearing so much about this "rabbit", I thought I'd show everyone what they're missing out on. :p
*points accusingly at DMS*
Originally posted by bearfoot
lol...don't know how male that is....but I rather like one without all the trimmings.... no need for a rabbit even then...my source caterers for even my most shallow whims.... :rolleyes: :D
LUCKY GIRL !!
Here ya go, Bearfoot:
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/product.asp?dept_id=707&pf_id=0505
The last line about it being a great gift for your best gal pal or bride-to-be is a joke. Oh, wait. I'm not thinking like a virgin. Maybe you would give it to the bride-to-be to help her remain a virgin until her wedding day.
Originally posted by Texan
Here ya go, Bearfoot:
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/product.asp?dept_id=707&pf_id=0505
The last line about it being a great gift for your best gal pal or bride-to-be is a joke. Oh, wait. I'm not thinking like a virgin. Maybe you would give it to the bride-to-be to help her remain a virgin until her wedding day.
Are they hard to clean?:confused:
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