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jillamanda
10-01-03, 06:23 PM
:D I just thought it'd be nice to welcome Mel to the Fight Club. She's been getting lots of encouragement to come here, but hasn't made it yet. I'm sure she'll settle right in, once she gets here.........:rolleyes:

JDub
10-02-03, 07:46 AM
*can't wait*

Seaman Stains
10-02-03, 08:08 AM
Hey Dippymel whats fucken keepin' ya?
We're waiting, girly!

jillamanda
10-02-03, 08:10 AM
;) might have to give her a little nudge......

jillamanda
10-02-03, 08:20 AM
:hang: :bore: ....let's see if that works...

melendipity
10-02-03, 09:57 PM
ooooooooooooooooooo!!

:Fight:

a thread all for me, about me, honouring me, waiting for me (*winks at JDub*), talking about me

thanks Jilly :)

me been away down the South coast with the vegemite licker :cool:

Fuck France!! :mad:

jillamanda
10-02-03, 10:09 PM
:D Welcome, welcome, welcome.....we thought you'd never get here....

melendipity
10-03-03, 02:50 PM
thanks :D

*nukes Chirac*

Fuck France :mad:

jillamanda
10-03-03, 05:18 PM
It's not about France, it's all about you. Now go on, start a fight.....:)

melendipity
10-03-03, 08:07 PM
eerrrr............not up to fightin' too much. just spent 3 days with the vegemite licker :)

on second thoughts ...............

Brain and Pinky give me the shits ...........pass back the avatars ya wankers :mad:

and JDub gives me the *merds* too, we agreed to avoid each other like the friggin' plague, but no, he pops his goddamn dial up in my threads :nolike: ......:bore:

and i is glad to see the back of that fucking awful JM site. what a friggin' disaster :fbomb:

greenbelt still needs major evil lessons, she is the Diet Coke of Evil, one calorie not quite enough

*grabs popcorn* :rolleyes:

jillamanda
10-03-03, 08:15 PM
:) You're getting there, but I know you can do better than that.:Poke: They're all way above the belt. I'm a bit worried you might get quarantined right here though, and then everyone would know where not to come....... *might have to work on plan B*:sure:

melendipity
10-03-03, 08:28 PM
*crappo*

look at the views to the threads i am in :cool:

and look at Seamans avatar , that aint fun, blows his load and explodes. reminds me of my fav animal the black widow spider :)

MissCreant
10-03-03, 09:31 PM
I can't believe you people actually invited it in here. :scary:

dippy mel
10-03-03, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by MissCreant
I can't believe you people actually invited it in here. :scary:

cant be bothered to log on ...........

dont talk about your mummy like that Creantie - tsk tsk

MissCreant
10-03-03, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by dippy mel
cant be bothered to log on ...........

dont talk about your mummy like that Creantie - tsk tsk

:rolleyes:
Don't worry sMell, I wasn't....

slurpy mel
10-03-03, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by MissCreant
I can't believe you people actually invited it in here. :scary:

nah clearly you is been mean to your mummy

MissCreant
10-03-03, 09:58 PM
Whatever turns you on sMell. I've got better things to do.

tangy mel
10-03-03, 10:06 PM
like apologise to your mummy

melendipity
10-03-03, 10:15 PM
yeah tangy mel

apologise to your mummy Trillby :cool:

Texan
10-03-03, 10:17 PM
Where is Tasty Mel?

MissCreant
10-03-03, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by melendipity
yeah tangy mel

apologise to your mummy Trillby :cool:


Just the one 'l' fuck-knuckle.
Everybody knows jillamanda is my mother, and most of them know my name is Trilby. I'm not ashamed or embarrassed about either fact. That's like, old news. It's not gonna convince anyone you're a witch or anything.

It's true what they say you know, Paul really isn't the only dickhead Hogan to have come out of Sydney.

:cool:

tasty mel
10-03-03, 10:21 PM
ya know Trilby me dont think your mummy wants you upset

Hogan ex husbands name ................ *winks*............ me not a Hogan

tee hee

MissCreant
10-03-03, 10:25 PM
You know Mel, I rekon everything 'll be OK soon enough. Your behaviour is suggesting to me that those men in the white coats aren't very far away....:cry:

melendipity
10-03-03, 10:30 PM
me loves those Navy officers ............ :cool:

MissCreant
10-03-03, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by melendipity
me loves those Navy officers ............ :cool:

See, the delusions are getting more outrageous by the second.

melendipity
10-03-03, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by MissCreant
See, the delusions are getting more outrageous by the second.

maybe mummy will give you a cuddle

MissCreant
10-03-03, 10:35 PM
Have a nice day sMell.

melendipity
10-03-03, 10:38 PM
thank you Trilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllby, me will :rolleyes:

Texan
10-04-03, 01:49 AM
Yay! Tasty Mel showed up!

Now, stop giving Trilby such a hard time....you know she hates controversy. :laugh: :Peck: ;)

jillamanda
10-04-03, 02:33 AM
:) We give each other a hard time all the time - that's why we're so good at it, it runs in the family.....:rolleyes:

Seaman Stains
10-04-03, 06:00 AM
Originally posted by melendipity
greenbelt still needs major evil lessons, she is the Diet Coke of Evil, one calorie not quite enough

What would you know about being evil? Your not up to being evil, not even close! I mean if you were evil you might be interesting, as it is you're just another boring "Bondi Mullet"
I've had the dubious pleasure of being aquainted with some truly evil barstards and you're not fit to lick their boots!
So the whole concept of you giving Greenbelt evil lessons is a bad joke.
The thing about truly evil barstards is you don't know that they're evil till it's too late, they don't go aroud telling everyone how evil they are, they wouldn't get maximum impact if everyone knew what they were up to, would they
It's the quiet ones that you have to look out for.
For all you know Greenbelt may be a true master of evil, just waiting to pounce! And you ya silly cow have just put yourself up on her radar as a target!
Jeez in a way I hope she is evil, you'd get what you bloody well deserve!

jillamanda
10-04-03, 06:32 AM
:) ....but that doesn't make you nice, by any means....

evil mel
10-04-03, 06:39 AM
kiss ma grits Seaman .............

Seaman Stains
10-04-03, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by evil mel
kiss ma grits Seaman .............
Is that the best ya can do?
Fucken amateur!

bored mel
10-04-03, 07:17 AM
fuck you are boring Seaman .........

jillamanda
10-04-03, 07:39 AM
:bore: ho hum.....here we go. That's pathetic......

Seaman Stains
10-04-03, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by bored mel
fuck you are boring Seaman .........
Silly me! I made the mistake of challenging you to a battle of wits, but seeing as you are unarmed, this was terribly unfair on my part, you dont even have enough wit to be a fuckwit!
Indeed you appear to go through life un impeded by any wits at all!

Seaman Stains
10-04-03, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by melendipity
me loves those Navy officers ............ :cool:
Hmmmmm! that would explain why the Vice Admiral's vice is the Rear Admiral's rear! You turned 'em!

Seaman Stains
10-04-03, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by tasty mel
Hogan ex husbands name
Poor barstard! Ya probably turned him too!

melendipity
10-05-03, 08:35 AM
:bore:

Seaman Stains
10-05-03, 08:56 AM
Get What? I didn't notice I'd gotten anything at all!
Is all this a bit too deep for you Dippy? You don't seem to have much of a grasp of anything have you girly?
Maybe you should stay in the shallow end with the kiddies n' leave the deep end to the adults

greenbelt
10-05-03, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Seaman Stains
What would you know about being evil? Your not up to being evil, not even close! I mean if you were evil you might be interesting, as it is you're just another boring "Bondi Mullet"
I've had the dubious pleasure of being aquainted with some truly evil barstards and you're not fit to lick their boots!
So the whole concept of you giving Greenbelt evil lessons is a bad joke.
The thing about truly evil barstards is you don't know that they're evil till it's too late, they don't go aroud telling everyone how evil they are, they wouldn't get maximum impact if everyone knew what they were up to, would they
It's the quiet ones that you have to look out for.
For all you know Greenbelt may be a true master of evil, just waiting to pounce! And you ya silly cow have just put yourself up on her radar as a target!
Jeez in a way I hope she is evil, you'd get what you bloody well deserve!


Finally, someone who recognises the real me!!! YAY.

Look, Mel, stupid Mel, useless Mel, nofuckinbrains Mel, nocomedicskills Mel and i'vegottatakemymedication Mel will get what's coming to her - in the shape of a padded room, a nice big needle and hopefully some shock therapy - so then she and all her silly little personalities will all disappear for good, and I personally cannot wait for that day! She will indeed get what's coming to her! and I'll be there to see it happen and I'll be laughing my ass off! hehehehehehe :hehe:

jillamanda
10-05-03, 09:15 AM
:) Mind if I settle in here next to you GB? I'd like a ringside seat for the show too ;) :rolleyes: :hehe:

melendipity
10-05-03, 09:18 AM
:cool:

jillamanda
10-05-03, 09:30 AM
:D This must be the support act.....

GhostOfJBMoney
10-05-03, 09:43 AM
http://bushwhacked.net/bits/hugs.jpg

greenbelt
10-05-03, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by jillamanda
:) Mind if I settle in here next to you GB? I'd like a ringside seat for the show too ;) :rolleyes: :hehe:


Come on in Jillamanda - it make take awhile, but when it happens, boy, I can't wait!!! It ain't gonna be pretty. :cool:

jillamanda
10-05-03, 09:48 AM
;)

jillamanda
10-05-03, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by GhostOfJBMoney
http://bushwhacked.net/bits/hugs.jpg

What's with the warm fuzzy stuff in the fight club??????!!!!!!!!!

Seaman Stains
10-05-03, 09:50 AM
Fuck! Dippy what are you on? I think you should read the doseage directions of your perscription medication more carefully, where it says take one daily it means for you to take one pill daily not one bottle of pills daily!

MissCreant
10-05-03, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by greenbelt
Finally, someone who recognises the real me!!! YAY.

Look, Mel, stupid Mel, useless Mel, nofuckinbrains Mel, nocomedicskills Mel and i'vegottatakemymedication Mel will get what's coming to her - in the shape of a padded room, a nice big needle and hopefully some shock therapy - so then she and all her silly little personalities will all disappear for good, and I personally cannot wait for that day! She will indeed get what's coming to her! and I'll be there to see it happen and I'll be laughing my ass off! hehehehehehe :hehe:

You're getting good at this....

greenbelt
10-05-03, 05:50 PM
I LEARNED FROM THE MASTER MISS C!!!! LOL :hehe:

melendipity
10-05-03, 07:34 PM
loaded mel

Seaman Stains
10-05-03, 07:52 PM
Ya gonna need more than a posse of bloody penguins with pea rifles!

melendipity
10-05-03, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Seaman Stains
Ya gonna need more than a posse of bloody penguins with pea rifles!

;)

you just keep blowing ya load and explodin' Wanks :rolleyes:

Seaman Stains
10-05-03, 08:04 PM
NASA spent $billions on putting a man in space! n' Dipshitmel can get there for the price of a bus ticket to the chemist shop!
Fucken space cadet!

loaded mel
10-05-03, 08:07 PM
whats that up ya ass Wanks?

purchance my rifle butt

PMSL ............

jillamanda
10-05-03, 08:19 PM
:) ...as you're the one so picky about spelling, it's 'PERCHANCE'....duh......

Rguess21
10-05-03, 09:05 PM
score one there:thumbs:

jillamanda
10-05-03, 09:22 PM
:thumbsup: Thanks Rguess :)

Lizzy
10-06-03, 12:21 AM
This is a quality thread.

Mel is becoming more and more lost by the day.......

Cheers,
Lizzy

MissCreant
10-06-03, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by greenbelt
I LEARNED FROM THE MASTER MISS C!!!! LOL :hehe:

I knew you were paying attention....;)

JDub
10-06-03, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by melendipity
and JDub gives me the *merds* too,

Takin' it in the ass will do that to ya. ;)

Originally posted by melendipity
we agreed to avoid each other like the friggin' plague, but no, he pops his goddamn dial up in my threads :nolike: ......:bore:

They're not your threads Mel, they're JB's...and I'm just a moderator. :cool:

melendipity
10-06-03, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by JDub
Takin' it in the ass will do that to ya. ;)



They're not your threads Mel, they're JB's...and I'm just a moderator. :cool:

are you been mean to me again :cry:

:cry:

jillamanda
10-06-03, 06:32 PM
just spent 3 days with the vegemite licker



.......poor, poor vegemite licker. I can only hope he/she has been placed in the protective care of Human Services by now.....

JDub
10-06-03, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by melendipity
are you been mean to me again :cry:

:cry:

No darlin', just keepin' it real. ;) :p

jillamanda
10-06-03, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by JDub
No darlin', just keepin' it real. ;) :p

:laugh:

Texan
10-07-03, 01:29 AM
Can someone explain the forementioned "Vegemite Licker".

greenbelt
10-07-03, 05:12 AM
Love to help you out Tex, but I can't explain ANYTHING to do with Mel! sorry mate. :cool:

jillamanda
10-07-03, 07:22 AM
:sure: I'm not 100% sure, but I think it means a child, a youngish one.....but I'm prepared to stand corrected on that one......

strangeboy
10-07-03, 07:55 AM
I have no idea what a vegemite licker is ... I thought it was something dirrrty ;)

jillamanda
10-07-03, 08:10 AM
:what: Hmmmm.....hadn't thought of it like that. Seems to have had a profound effect on Mel though, whatever it is.....

Texan
10-09-03, 09:16 AM
Barb was a Vegemite licker on the web cam not too long ago.

jillamanda
10-09-03, 05:34 PM
'Licking' is an understatement. She was eating the stuff by the bucketfull!!!:scary:

jillamanda
10-09-03, 05:36 PM
:rolleyes: ...... and somehow, I can't see Barb spending three days with Mel.......

melendipity
11-01-03, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by jillamanda
:what: Hmmmm.....hadn't thought of it like that. Seems to have had a profound effect on Mel though, whatever it is.....

you talking about my vegemite licker :D shame on you :rolleyes:

:D

another beautiful sunny crisp day in Sydney town :)

shotglass
11-01-03, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by jillamanda
'Licking' is an understatement. She was eating the stuff by the bucketfull!!!:scary:

Among other things she was doing with it...I wonder if it made her boobs grow...:rolleyes: