Food Network and Chevy Impalas

[Buffy]

I think this room should stop smacking about Impalas and other suuch nonsense and start talking about how cute Emeril's butt looked when he cooked that bun cake!

[Clarence]

Mmmmmm Emeril. So Buffy, why don't you tell us more about this butt you saw.

[Buffy]

Simmer down Clarence! Let's keep it clean so the Bresslinator doesn't get rid of our room.

[Clarence]

Whoah!! I'm cool Buffy. I was just talking about that "bun" cake you mentioned.

-Out-

[Favetti]

Buns? Where? Who?

[Jackal]

Boy that's some stimulating interaction...

To all you forum newbies -- Remember the Golden Rule of posting "Have a take and don't suck"

Based on what I've read thus far, the content around here seems to have the second part down quite well.

Who's moderating around here anyway?

Boy, Chim Chim would be an intellectual giant around here. Awwwww, now I've done it. I hurt his feelings. Hey let me make it up to you, want a banana?

No not you Chise. Back away, you'll need to post more them a few sport pictures to get any free grub from the Jackal.

If anyone wants to read some cool stuff check out the football forum.

Now that's up to the standards we're accustomed to at Bressler.org.

Carry on...

[Buffy]

Sorry for that interuption people. There is no room for elitism at Bressler.org.

[Jackal]

Yeah! There's no room for intellectual discussion!

Hey Bressler, did you see the backside on that chick?

Come on Buffy.
Papa John (The Godfather of Bressler.org) entrusted you with the responsibilities of a forum moderator.

The Jackal is not a tyrant. I just want to make sure Papa John's standard of mediocrity is upheld. That's mediocrity which at a minimum means, and I'll say it again,
"Have a take and don't suck"
That's any take, sports or otherwise. Well since I'm asking for a moratorium on butt chat, I guess I should say almost anything.

Perhaps, Papa John should demote you from the status of Forum Consigliere. I mean, maybe elevating you to a Consigliere so soon has hindered your capacity to develop a cool take. Just a passing suggestion. Of course, you should remain a moderator but demoted to the level of McKay or Raven.

Once there, check out there postings, get back on track with a couple of solid takes, prove yourself.

But don't be discouraged my moderator newby, even if Papa John doesn't take my suggestion, I'm sure you'll improve one way or another.

If not, I'm sure there are quite a few butts you can all talk about.

Carry on...


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[Favetti]

Jackal, your message is coming through clear in this forum. Allow me to quote your latest missive:

...blah blah blah blah, blah. Blah-blah
bla blah blah blblah blahhh blah blah.
Blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah
blah.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I have never read such insight into the underlying aspects of humanity.

[Jackal]

Finally, someone who gets it!

[Raven]

Hmmm.

So to catch up with the conversation:
blah blah ohoh ahahh eeeeeeh eeeeeh.
(got to make sure I raise the conversation level to Chim Chim's level of thought he's getting bored of reading these mediocore takes)

Anyway with the talks of butt's and such I would like to say that please refrain from demoting Buffy. The newbies down here don't want to be know for takes that suck that bad.

I would love to stay and keep ranting like the rest of you with all this stimulating chatter, yet I have more relevant things to talk about.

Hey Jackal. See you in a few days.

- Out

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[Buffy]

Favetti, you are the greatest! You too Raven!