Lessons in being evil from mel [Archive]

melendipity

09-15-03, 04:23 PM

There is someone on this board that needs serious lessons in how to be evil .........................*points to greenbelt*

Now greenbelt - you is too nice. :D Gotta get with the programme and be more evil :cool: Consider this.

There are benefits in becoming a servant of darkness. You can engage in plans of worldwide domination. You can destroy the world with your plans and then jump up and down on the rotting corpses. By choosing to be more evil, you can walk down the street with pride and watch little children run screaming from your absence. ;) You can learn about supernatural powers capable of killing at a glance and watching people's heads explode. :rolleyes:, a particular favourite of mine. There really is no end to the benefits of being evil.

Some questions to consider

How do you start your morning
a) Wake up at 6am merrily singing in the shower
b) A five km jog, and rigorous exercise
c) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time and roll over again
d) Have a cup of turkish coffee, read the paper, and plan the downfall fo the Howard Government

What did you want to be when you grew up
a) policeman
b) doctor
c) ballerina
d) supreme dark overlord of all humanity, this or a lawyer

What are you religious beliefs
a) Monothesitic : Christian, Muslim, Jewish
b) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
c) Atheist or Agnostic
d) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken for a terrible sleep, destined to destroy all of mankind

What do you think is the greatest threat to society
a) Crime, drugs, gangs
b) George Bush
c) Corporations running amok and George Bush
d) Nuclear War
e) Me

All those wanting lessons in evilness, classes commence 0900

greenbelt

09-15-03, 06:14 PM

I don't even know why I'm replying to this drivel Mel (see, I can be nasty) LOL. But I am who I am - and if I'm too nice, that's too damn bad! Ooh, I said a bad word. Get over it Mel, I ain't changing!

:mad: oooh, I pulled an angry face.

melendipity

09-15-03, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by greenbelt
I don't even know why I'm replying to this drivel Mel (see, I can be nasty) LOL. But I am who I am - and if I'm too nice, that's too damn bad! Ooh, I said a bad word. Get over it Mel, I ain't changing!

:mad: oooh, I pulled an angry face.

damn you are boring too ................ :scary:

Vicky

09-15-03, 06:24 PM

Kimmy

09-15-03, 06:49 PM

Greenbelt comes across as a very warm and genuine person. Maybe that's why she's allowed to post freely on the board, while you, on the other hand, wear a leash.

jillamanda

09-15-03, 06:50 PM

..........well obviously the lessons on being nasty are coming from an expert, although not a very clever one. Stupid thing is , she THINKS she has an impact.... but everyone else just dismisses it as boring, repetitive nastiness......and as for a threat to the world - you must be joking!!! If you were the biggest threat, we'd have FUCK ALL to worry about. You don't even leave a lasting impression - good OR bad, maybe you should be giving lessons on how to be boring......... :rolleyes: I think I know who should be getting 'real'.....I think if I was interested in lessons in nastiness, I'd prefer them to come from someone with the intelligence to offend people.....

Laurie

09-15-03, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by melendipity
damn you are boring too ................ :scary:

Mel, you go out of your way to insult people, don't you? Is there some sort of serious issue within yourself, where you need to incessantly make others feel bad to make yourself feel worthy?

Because what you are portraying to the rest of this board is that you are an immature bitch who hides behind her computer to assert an attitude in which you feel is some sort of grandiose illusion of power and control.

*cough*cunt*cough*

jillamanda

09-15-03, 07:14 PM

Because what you are portraying to the rest of this board is that you are an immature bitch who hides behind her computer to assert an attitude in which you feel is some sort of grandiose illusion of power and control.

....like a little kid (only bitchier)- any sort of attention is better than none...

Laurie

09-15-03, 07:16 PM

Mel, what dosage of Lithium do you take? Don't think it's enough. :what:

Sister Zombie

09-15-03, 08:25 PM

I like Greenbelt just the way she is! I always enjoy reading her posts, and find her very warm and genuine. I wouldn't want her to change one bit, unless she wanted to make any changes and that decision would be totally hers.

greenbelt

09-15-03, 08:38 PM

Well, this pathetic attempt of Mel's to mess with my head certainly opened a few cans of worms didn't it???

Thanks to all of you for jumping in. Much appreciated.

I am only too aware of Mel's problems and if she has time to sit around and think of me in such depth and then post a lengthy post about it, then she has more problems than I ever imagined.

The only 2 people who have ever directly attacked me for being too nice and too boring are 2 people that go out of their way to attack people and cause trouble and people like that don't interest me. If that makes me a bore, then so be it! Whoopee!

Kimmy, I too thought about that also, with Mel being on a leash etc. Thanks for pointing that out.

:D

Laurie

09-15-03, 08:48 PM

Kimmy is one insightful gal. ;)

STIBROKER

09-15-03, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by greenbelt
The only 2 people who have ever directly attacked me for being too nice and too boring are 2 people that go out of their way to attack people and cause trouble and people like that don't interest me. :D

Hey....I was one of those people........

gypsycat

09-15-03, 09:10 PM

I like greenbelt too!! :) and btw what the hell brought on this thread? someone forget to take their medication:confused: :scary: :( :what: :OOPS:

jillamanda

09-15-03, 09:41 PM

.....notice she picks on one of the most passive people here? If she was a bloke( :scary: .....maybe she is!!!!), he'd be the type who thinks he's controlling, but unaware that people just let him think like that, because it's a better alternative than having to talk to him....and I guess I can understand the frustration of not being able to post anywhere else but here, it'd tend to make you pretty bitter. Most people would just take the hint and leave gracefully, but, as they say, 'no sense - no feeling'..........:bore:

Pistol Pete

09-15-03, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
Hey....I was one of those people........

No shit, Sherlock.

Hey, shouldn't this be in Fight Club, or is that also off limits to Mel.

Mel, deliberate flaming is what got you banned to begin with.
I'm sure you're really a sweet, considerate, loving person that would devote your life and all your fortunes to feeding and caring for little brown babies in the slums of Calcutta.
Either that, or you just don't get it.

Damn, my meds have kicked off! :scary:

Vicky

09-15-03, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by Kimmy
Greenbelt comes across as a very warm and genuine person. Maybe that's why she's allowed to post freely on the board, while you, on the other hand, wear a leash.

Hey Kimmy, some people are a little kinky about leashes though.....................:hehe: :D

Vicky

09-15-03, 10:02 PM

I would just like to point out that as well as being a really sweet person, Greenbelt also makes some really awesome earrings. She sent me two pairs this week and they are soooooo gorgeous. I can't wait to go out, so I can wear them.:)

jillamanda

09-15-03, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by Vicky
Hey Kimmy, some people are a little kinky about leashes though.....................:hehe: :D

....she probably thinks it's a fashion accessory........

STIBROKER

09-15-03, 10:05 PM

hahahahahaha....mel has got you all riled up......that's all she wanted in the first place and it worked........hahahahahaha......with only two post's to might I add.....

jillamanda

09-15-03, 10:05 PM

:what: :confused: :sure: .....I'm trying to recall something nice,clever or amusing that Mel's said or done - I've drawn a blank so far. Can anyone else think of something???

Vicky

09-15-03, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by Pistol Pete
I'm sure you're really a sweet, considerate, loving person that would devote your life and all your fortunes to feeding and caring for little brown babies in the slums of Calcutta.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think I need medication now................

Vicky

09-15-03, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
hahahahahaha....mel has got you all riled up......that's all she wanted in the first place and it worked........hahahahahaha......with only two post's to might I add.....

I wouldn't have bothered, but I am feeling a little bored today...........

Vicky

09-15-03, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by jillamanda
....she probably thinks it's a fashion accessory........

......are you saying it isn't??????:D

jillamanda

09-15-03, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
hahahahahaha....mel has got you all riled up......that's all she wanted in the first place and it worked........hahahahahaha......withonly one post to might I add.....

She can dribble shit for as long as she likes for all I care, but when she starts a thread that personally attacks someone, bloody right I'm jumping in. I don't even read her shit most of the time, it was only that this one was drawn to my attention. In fact, no one reads her shit much - just look at the threads she's started, hardly any views, let alone replies..

Pistol Pete

09-15-03, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
post's to might I add.....

What the hell is that? Melanese?

STIBROKER

09-15-03, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by Pistol Pete
What the hell is that? Melanese?

no...it's okie........but jilly thats what she did at jm......and GB held her ground like a good aussie......

Kimmy

09-15-03, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by Vicky
Hey Kimmy, some people are a little kinky about leashes though.....................:hehe: :D

you can be kinky and still be a decent human being

If Mel had attacked one of us that have jabbed at her before, I would have kept my mouth shut. Greenbelt minds her own business and stays out of the shit stirring. It's not funny, Sti... she didn't deserve it. There are better ways to get us going than to insult an innocent bystander.

STIBROKER

09-15-03, 10:20 PM

kimmy....thus why john only lets her romp here.....

Vicky

09-15-03, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
kimmy....thus why john only lets her romp here.....

Having a go at greenbelt is not romping.

Kimmy

09-15-03, 10:24 PM

I know, Sti.. but you were condoning her.. praising her for getting things going.. at least that's how it seemed. You know I love a good shit stir, but that was just mean.

Pistol Pete

09-15-03, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
but jilly thats what she did at jm

And that's what you did at Foggy's and that's why you're not there anymore.

STIBROKER

09-15-03, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by Kimmy
Sti... she didn't deserve it.

basicly if you read the post it was not that insulting.....al multi~choice.....it's not like she called her any names....just concider coming to the darkside...now when she came back with the damn your boring to now that was personal...but still not bad......I remember some of the names and hate that I got from JM when I first got there.....but did it keep me from making friend's with them......and getting on there nerve's from time to time was fun to.....but all mel said is that A.she was to nice.....( we all know GB is nice)......and B..BORING....AND IT'S ALL WHAT FLOTES YOUR BOAT....boring to one maybe intrest to rest......

STIBROKER

09-15-03, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by Pistol Pete
And that's what you did at Foggy's and that's why you're not there anymore.

foggies was a goof......really no one interesting there....but jm on the other hand started as a goof....but ended up have a good time with some cool people......

Kimmy

09-15-03, 10:34 PM

Sti, you know I love ya.. but you're not gonna convince me that was ok.

STIBROKER

09-15-03, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by Kimmy
Sti, you know I love ya.. but you're not gonna convince me that was ok.

what was ok....calling her nice....

Kimmy

09-15-03, 10:36 PM

you are such a brat.. I've had my say.. I'm going to bed :p

STIBROKER

09-15-03, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by Kimmy
you are such a brat.. I've had my say.. I'm going to bed :p

i'm going to bed with kimmy.........

melendipity

09-15-03, 10:41 PM

i see i have a classroom of eager participants :cool:

stib, stop trying to be teachers pet :rolleyes:

jillamanda

09-15-03, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
no...it's okie........but jilly thats what she did at jm......and GB held her ground like a good aussie......

....well I didn't frequent JM, so I'm only going on her behaviour here.......I've no doubt she does it everywhere. Her limited intelligence and sense of humour restricts her to this sort of posting........

jillamanda

09-15-03, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by melendipity
i see i have a classroom of eager participants :cool:

stib, stop trying to be teachers pet :rolleyes:

:bore: :rolleyes: ...refer to post about any attention being better than none........

Pistol Pete

09-15-03, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
foggies was a goof......really no one interesting there....

A goof? More like an attack on your part. I've met some very nice people there, and co-wrote a story with a lady and had a fun time doing it. Not everything has to do being a hard-ass and sex.

bearfoot

09-15-03, 11:31 PM

:laugh: :evil:

greenbelt

09-15-03, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
Hey....I was one of those people........

You're doing it again Sti, trying to steal her thunder, you know she doesn't like it! You know very well who I was referring to! ;)

I'm beginning to wish I had never responded to Mel's original post - or that just being nice again!!! :hehe:

gypsycat

09-15-03, 11:51 PM

she sent me a pair of earrings aswell and i've had lots of compliments from people on how nice they are while wearing them!:)

jillamanda

09-15-03, 11:54 PM

Whatever you want to call it, it was a personal attack. She could have said all that stuff about being a threat to the world etc (wank wank) without involving anyone. ...but she chose to use it as a platform to insult someone, and whether being called boring is an insult is purely up to the person it's directed at. I'd find it offensive, specially coming from someone who doesn't know how to be sarcastic without venom.......

Chuka

09-15-03, 11:56 PM

Aw...I only just read this thread. Poor Jannine - I love her just the way she is. I have honestly found her to be one of the most genuine & funny people on the board.

Never change Jannine. Love ya Mel, but I'm going to have to disagree here. What brought this comment on?:sure:

Love Chuka;)

Pistol Pete

09-16-03, 12:15 AM

Well Mel, (hmmm, that rhymes) looks like you got what you wanted: A thread all about you. Yes, you're popular with the out crowd and have your name in lights that flicker between "Eat" and "Me", (Eaten Square Presents Melodies Of The Pacific), but what else do you want? A star on 15th Street? A tongue wrestling match with Madonna? Maybe a turbocharged burka with mudflaps and chromed reverversed muffler bearings. How about an all expensed paid trip to Fucktardland, care of the nice folks from Bressler? But, I'm being facetious in all this. You want fame.
And fame you shall have. :Pimp:

Texan

09-16-03, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by Pistol Pete
Well Mel, (hmmm, that rhymes) looks like you got what you wanted: A thread all about you. Yes, you're popular with the out crowd and have your name in lights that flicker between "Eat" and "Me", (Eaten Square Presents Melodies Of The Pacific), but what else do you want? A star on 15th Street? A tongue wrestling match with Madonna? Maybe a turbocharged burka with mudflaps and chromed reverversed muffler bearings. How about an all expensed paid trip to Fucktardland, care of the nice folks from Bressler? But, I'm being facetious in all this. You want fame.
And fame you shall have. :Pimp:

:thumbsup: Very creative Pistol Pete.

jillamanda

09-16-03, 12:28 AM

:) Well said Pete, she can be a legend in her own thread......

MissCreant

09-16-03, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by smelendipshity
damn you are boring too ................ :scary:

Fuck, you're ugly!!!!

STIBROKER

09-16-03, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by Pistol Pete
A goof? More like an attack on your part. I've met some very nice people there, and co-wrote a story with a lady and had a fun time doing it. Not everything has to do being a hard-ass and sex.

so how many of them have you brought over here to post.....and BTW...I did not post any flames on that site......I got on there nerve's with niceness.......

JDub

09-16-03, 11:58 AM

What time does class start again? Oh, and I need a refresher in that mindfucking class, too. ;) :rolleyes:

cuda

09-16-03, 12:21 PM

Will there be any required reading? I hate reading. :(

JBMoney

09-16-03, 12:48 PM

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/FullOfShit.jpg

melendipity

09-16-03, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by JDub
What time does class start again? Oh, and I need a refresher in that mindfucking class, too. ;) :rolleyes:

You do, you do. Must be all that lovin' you is a gettin' ;)

and cuda, evilness aint about taking notes, thats for the Japanese and aussie males living in victoria :rolleyes:

melendipity

09-16-03, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Pistol Pete

I'm sure you're really a sweet, considerate, loving person that would devote your life and all your fortunes to feeding and caring for little brown babies in the slums of Calcutta.

errr..... no!

jillamanda

09-16-03, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by melendipity
You do, you do. Must be all that lovin' you is a gettin' ;)

and cuda, evilness aint about taking notes, thats for the Japanese and aussie males living in victoria :rolleyes:

huh???? I think it'd be a prerequisite to make sense before you tried teaching anyone anything, but that's just my personal opinion, I'm prepared to stand corrected.....

jillamanda

09-16-03, 05:25 PM

:) sorry folks, I just have to say it - YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON, SMELLIN' DIPPITY!!!!

Pistol Pete

09-16-03, 05:40 PM

Can we use that picture that was posted? :rolleyes:
(I nabbed it earlier just in case it got removed)

jillamanda

09-16-03, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by Pistol Pete
Can we use that picture that was posted? :rolleyes:
(I nabbed it earlier just in case it got removed)

....great minds think alike, PP;) .......

melendipity

09-16-03, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Pistol Pete
Can we use that picture that was posted? :rolleyes:
(I nabbed it earlier just in case it got removed)

be my guest :D

well you all passed the class :cool: certificates will be given out directly :rolleyes:

PMSL

MissCreant

09-17-03, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by melendipity
be my guest :D

well you all passed the class :cool: certificates will be given out directly :rolleyes:

PMSL

Cool. So, does that mean we've graduated to 'How to be a complete cockhead'????
I think we all have a lot to learn from you in that particular area.....:D

jillamanda

09-17-03, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by melendipity
be my guest :D

well you all passed the class :cool: certificates will be given out directly :rolleyes:

PMSL

.......and here's yours.......

gypsycat

09-17-03, 08:47 PM

is that mel in the picture? really?

Peckable

09-17-03, 09:41 PM

cALLinG ALL CaRs, CaLLIng aLL cArS!!!!!

C..

09-17-03, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
hahahahahaha....mel has got you all riled up......that's all she wanted in the first place and it worked........hahahahahaha......with only two post's to might I add.....

And she always has a sidekick to point that out.... you're being taken along for the ride more than anyone..... :idiot: :laugh: