101 Uses for Vegemite

[Sister Zombie]

1.) Easily spreadable while doing the laundry (if you were in bressler chat last night, it makes perfect sense)

[Kimmy]

if you weren't in chat.. ya shoulda been.. and I can't think of a use for Vegemite

[Vicky]

2. Makes things you may never have thought of putting in your mouth taste a whole lot better................:scary: :hehe:

[Sister Zombie]

Vicky, you sure you weren't in chat?

[Vicky]

Not that I remember, but it sounds as though I should have been...........:D

[Sister Zombie]

We're still there if you want to join us

[gopsdragon]

3)Vegemite lick for the deer in my grandpa's backyard.

[MissCreant]

4.
Watered down to a relatively runny consistency makes a lovely treatment for drab walls....;)

[STIBROKER]

5. sex lube

[shotglass]

Insect/dog/cat/elephant repellant.

[micron]

7

Its pretty funny if you smear it on a black toilet seat:scary:

[Jnr]

8. As foundation to improve the way Jan Murray looks

[Seaman Stains]

Originally posted by Jnr
8. As foundation to improve the way Jan Murray looks :laugh: :laugh:
I've gotta pay that one!

[Seaman Stains]

Originally posted by shotglass
Insect/dog/cat/elephant repellant.
Works on me too!

[Vicky]

Originally posted by Jnr
8. As foundation to improve the way Jan Murray looks


I don't know. Sti's new avatar seems to be taking care of that problem........lol...............:D

[STIBROKER]

9. coat an AOL CD in vegemite, hang it up and you have a fly trap.....

[STIBROKER]

10. write 'RED RUM' all over the walls with it........

[STIBROKER]

11. mix with nitro-glycerine and feed to kangaroos..... stand well back.............

[STIBROKER]

12. leave a pile of it on the kitchen floor and claim the dog did it...........

[bearfoot]

Use it as ink to write a book..on rice paper......then you'd have an edible book.

[STIBROKER]

14. hair removal wax.............

[Sister Zombie]

15. pore reducing mask

[bearfoot]

15. to cover up a bald spot (for dudes with back hair)

[Seaman Stains]

This one's for Shottie!
16/ Use it as a cat torture, smear the awful shit all over a cat, then the cat 'll have to lick it off!!!!

[Texan]

Originally posted by Seaman Stains
This one's for Shottie!
16/ Use it as a cat torture, smear the awful shit all over a cat, then the cat 'll have to lick it off!!!!

:D I love it! That's hilarious. (I love my cat, but I'm guilty of putting Scotch tape on the bottom of her paw just to watch her freak out.)


17. Go to the beach and smear it all over your body for sunscreen. Better take a broom to swat the seagulls away.

[Sister Zombie]

18. chum to be used in fishing

[micron]

Originally posted by STIBROKER
14. hair removal wax.............
The advantage with this is that you can still use it as a delicious spread afterwards.:)

[Texan]

Originally posted by micron
The advantage with this is that you can still use it as a delicious spread afterwards.:)


:scary: Now that's just gross!!

I have to go take a bath now................thanks alot.

[shotglass]

Originally posted by Seaman Stains
This one's for Shottie!
16/ Use it as a cat torture, smear the awful shit all over a cat, then the cat 'll have to lick it off!!!!

:laugh: Add some habanero pepper to it for a real show.

[STIBROKER]

19. smear on car windows for an expensive-looking tinted effect...........

[micron]

Take it on your holidays ,its a great American repellant.:D

[STIBROKER]

21. drop large quantities over third world countries as food aid........

[Texan]

22. Smear it under your eyes before playing football.


23. Use it as war paint for your tribal rituals.

[JDub]

24. Paint a big stripe of it in the backside of your tightie-whiteys and call yourself STIBROKER? :shrug: :thumbsup:

[Vicky]

Originally posted by JDub
24. Paint a big stripe of it in the backside of your tightie-whiteys and call yourself STIBROKER? :shrug: :thumbsup:



Gee, thanks JDub. It has taken me ages to get the image of that avatar out of my head. Now I have to start all over again.........:scary: :hehe:

[Kimmy]

Vicky, you're lucky I don't feel like searching for the fullsized version of that avatar....

[Vicky]

Originally posted by Kimmy
Vicky, you're lucky I don't feel like searching for the fullsized version of that avatar....


Please don't ever feel the need to Kimmy. The smalll version was bad enough.............:hehe: :scary:

There are some things which are better left unseen.........:D

[Sister Zombie]

25. to smear all over Sti's dirty undie avatar to block out the image :Poke:

[STIBROKER]

26. you can rub it on your teeth to get them that brown color to make british broads feel welcome in texas........

[shotglass]

Found it...


<img src="http://bushwhacked.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=47308" >

[melendipity]

omg

:scary:

that is truly revoltin'

[Kimmy]

Originally posted by shotglass
Found it...




you always come through ;)





(I f*cked up :OOPS: )

[Barb101]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[shotglass]

Originally posted by Kimmy
you always come through ;)


(I f*cked up :OOPS: )

Well, at least Barb got to see what you did.....you gonna tell me, too? ;)

[STIBROKER]

har de har har.....

[JDub]

Originally posted by STIBROKER
26. you can rub it on your teeth to get them that brown color to make british broads feel welcome in texas........
:laugh:

Coonass

:rolleyes:

[cuda]

27. Use it to seal pipes from leaking.

[STIBROKER]

28. give shotglass an enema with it.......

[STIBROKER]

29. use it stick a 5lb zucchini to the hood of your car......

[STIBROKER]

30. rub it under your eye's when playing football.....

[jillamanda]

Originally posted by STIBROKER
30. rub it under your eye's when playing football.....

.......our footy players don't wear make up............



and I think we should shutup about it - before the Seppos slice it....:scary:

[STIBROKER]

31. mean joke....spread jar of vegemite in diaper,then run up and stick to someone's forehead......

[STIBROKER]

32. Put a spoonful in someone's mouth when they are passed out..........

[STIBROKER]

33. Aussie tittie dancers use it to keep there tassle's on.......

[jillamanda]

34. Mel has a special friend called 'The Vegemite Licker'. I don't know why, but they obviously do something very useful with Vegemite.....:confused:

[STIBROKER]

35. seal time Capsule's with it......

[micron]

36 Use it as a prop to give bored Aussies and Yanks something to talk about.

[STIBROKER]

37. worm the dog with it....

[micron]

38. pretend that you eat the black shit and offer it to gullible foreigners and watch the look on their faces.

[STIBROKER]

39. SPREAD IN SHOE'S TO KILL FOOT ODER.

[STIBROKER]

40. stain furniture with it.

[Seaman Stains]

41, Stain underpants with it!

[STIBROKER]

42. just in time for the holiday's....roll it up in balls and have a vegeball fight and if you have enough , make a vegeman.....

[STIBROKER]

43. can be used to turn barb into an aussie....

[Pistol Pete]

44. As a bearing glaze to replace the babbit surface. Ya oughta get at least another 10,000 miles out of it.

[Sister Zombie]

45. To be used in place of anchovies on pizza

[STIBROKER]

46. to keep dentures in place.....

[Sister Zombie]

47. serve with crackers and tell all your friends you just bought the most expensive caviar at wal-mart

[STIBROKER]

48. fun to use to stick little piece's of toilet paper to the cat and watch the cat's face when it lick's it off......

[STIBROKER]

49. stay in a watch a movie with a bucket of vegemite flavoured popcorn............

[STIBROKER]

50. roasted cat on a stick diped in vegemite......

[STIBROKER]

51. dry out and smoke for a vege buzz......

[jillamanda]

Originally posted by STIBROKER
49. stay in a watch a movie with a bucket of vegemite flavoured popcorn............

Not as silly as it sounds - Micron puts Vegemite on corn......

[Jnr]

52. As a sexual lubricant.

[STIBROKER]

53. thoothpaste for gyspycat....

[STIBROKER]

54. helps control mange...just rub on infected areas....

[MissCreant]

Originally posted by STIBROKER
54. helps control mange...just rub on infected areas....

One has to wonder how on Earth you figured that one out! ;)

53. Spread lightly over butter on toast and serve for breakfast....;)

[Jnr]

55. What she said, but without the butter.

[STIBROKER]

56. use a little dab on the t~back to keep above jeans.....

[STIBROKER]

57. use a dab on your computer to get your messageboard up again......