Rambone
07-19-03, 12:16 AM
Perhaps you have experienced making love while Bollreo is playing in the back ground. Kids stuff,give me the echoing sound of vaginal flatulence any day. The louder,wetter,the better. Problem is...some womenbecome embarrassed with pussy farts. Go figure? I use to pork this old cum bucket that was really hung up about her pussy farts. She became so embarressed...well she would just roll up into a ball and quit. Leaving me to take matters into my own hand and finish the evening 'punchin the clown'. I became obessed ....trying to help her over come this silly insecurity. I tried new methods in bed. One night I turned her on her side,took her lipstick and painted her coochie....so it resembled a 'smilee face'. A smilee face that had gone ten round with Holyfield ,grant you. Figuring when the pussy farts started...I'd convince her that it was just her coochie talkin to me. Even that did'nt work. Then a stroke of genious,so to speak,the solution came to me. Simple as it may sound she was cured overnight. Timing my down stroke has become critical. Now screwing to Polkas Greatest Hits may sound unconvential,but it worked. UMM PA PA UMM PA PA...blap blap blap blap....UMM PA PA blap blap blap