Let's Insult Shotglass [Archive]

STIBROKER

07-16-03, 08:51 PM

CRAP............shot......yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dog's.....as sti pulls a yo mama come back out of his ass....

cuda

07-16-03, 09:16 PM

YEAH!!!! This thread has more posts! :D

BOOO... Shotglass! :p

mel

07-16-03, 09:22 PM

how could anyone possibly want to insult shottie

but since Barb is insisting ...................

shotglass

07-16-03, 09:48 PM

Yeah, shotglass, you're so dumb you stayed up all night for a piss test....HEY WAITAMINNIT!!! :mad:

Sister Zombie

07-16-03, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by Kimmy
Sti.. if you're gonna go first, you've gotta at least get up to speed.. he's had contacts for a year

Yeah! If ya get new contacts even if ya been wearing them off and on for the last 20 years, it means you're OLD!!

cuda

07-16-03, 10:33 PM

YEAH!!! He's old!!!

Peckable

07-17-03, 12:29 AM

and he throws like a GIRL!

Pistol Pete

07-17-03, 01:42 AM

I can see the summer lulls have set in when random attacks hit the forum. Pitifull, tasteless and horribly out of charactor.

Hey Shotty, Cuda's mooning and wagging his willie at you from his insult thread. :hehe:

Mando

07-17-03, 01:43 AM

Yeah, and he's nice too nice if you know what I mean....

Pistol Pete

07-17-03, 01:46 AM

Off topic for just a second. Mando, do you fly at weird hours, or what? I usually see your posts in the wee hours.

Mando

07-17-03, 01:50 AM

LOL, I spend more time in Europe and the middle east than at home.....go figure.

Pistol Pete

07-17-03, 01:52 AM

Damn, I miss flying SO much! OK, back on topic.

Barb101

07-17-03, 02:04 AM

Hey! You two, get a room will ya! :p :rolleyes:

Mando

07-17-03, 02:11 AM

You jealous or do you want or join in?

Barb101

07-17-03, 02:23 AM

I thought I was joining in ;)

Sideout

07-17-03, 07:22 AM

I don't think we should insult Shotglass...I mean isn't being a carnival freak enough?

Pistol Pete

07-17-03, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by Barb101
I thought I was joining in ;)

I thought I recognized those loins and bumpy bits. Wait! Is this PG-17?:Boobies: ;)

Pistol Pete

07-17-03, 07:44 AM

Sorry, Shotty :OOPS: ;)

Originally posted by Sideout
I don't think we should insult Shotglass...I mean isn't being a carnival freak enough?

Sideout

07-17-03, 09:27 AM

LOL

After all, Shotty - besides being a pitiable little carnival freak - is a watery bowel movement bubbling back up to the surface after a pregnant water buffalo farts in a muddy river.

[from one of the better insult generators I've found ;)
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/ ]

shotglass

07-17-03, 10:06 AM

I can see I will have to start my own list on that rumpled piece of brown paper. :nolike:

First name on list.....Sideout......then Pistol Pete.......both Suicide PS participants, too......Dr. Evil is in the house.....:evil:

:hehe:

Dave

07-17-03, 11:04 AM

Hey...Shotty is cool.....except for that Monday thing...what the hell is up with that?!?!?!

The only time I was into Mondays is when I couldn't stand my wife anymore and wanted a divorce.....and couldn't wait for the weekend to get over so I could get back to work and away from her.

Sideout

07-17-03, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by shotglass
I can see I will have to start my own list on that rumpled piece of brown paper. :nolike:

First name on list.....Sideout......then Pistol Pete.......both Suicide PS participants, too......Dr. Evil is in the house.....:evil:

:hehe:

yeah...and while you're at it...why don't you get a banner or two...jeez :rolleyes:

shotglass

07-17-03, 03:44 PM

I think Barb has already made one for me.

http://chance3m.homestead.com/files/0BTS.gif

*writes Sideowt's name down again*

Sideout

07-17-03, 04:03 PM

I was attempting sarcastic referral to the pile of baggage under your avatar :rolleyes:

Pistol Pete

07-17-03, 04:06 PM

Too late, Sideout. He's on to us, now. We'll have to go underground and get new identities. You can be Debbie. I'll be Eric. :rolleyes:

shotglass

07-17-03, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Sideout
I was attempting sarcastic referral to the pile of baggage under your avatar :rolleyes:

Don't give JB any ideas....I'll wind up with an 'Everybody Hates Me' banner or something like that...:confused:

Barb101

07-17-03, 06:11 PM

Hmmm http://www.horrorseek.com/haunted/devilhimself/smirk.gif

STIBROKER

07-17-03, 06:50 PM

here ya go jb...save you some time......

Rguess21

07-17-03, 07:35 PM

Ya, everybody hates a prick with ears. :(

shotglass

07-17-03, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
here ya go jb...save you some time......

Thanks Stibroker, yer a real pal.....:hehe: I'm sure JB and Barb don't need any help.

STIBROKER

07-17-03, 09:17 PM

what are bud's for............and your breath stanks........

Pistol Pete

07-17-03, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by STIBROKER
here ya go jb...save you some time......

I guess ya should've kept quiet. :laugh:

STIBROKER

07-17-03, 11:41 PM

I kinda like it.....now I have as many banners as shot........whoohooo......

shotglass

07-18-03, 05:58 AM

:laugh: I like the colors, Sti. And as you can see, sometimes the banners ain't all they're cracked up to be. At least you got to design your own. :hehe:

Sideout

07-18-03, 07:10 AM

Shotty, you're down one banner from when I posted that...what happened? You're slippin' man :scary:

STIBROKER

07-18-03, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by shotglass
:laugh: sometimes the banners ain't all they're cracked up to be.

it is very fitting......go ask klbj forums,foggy forums,and jan murray forums, I worked my ass off that banner.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

shotglass

07-18-03, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by Sideout
Shotty, you're down one banner from when I posted that...what happened? You're slippin' man :scary:

The Forum Championship contest didn't make it past last year, so The Emperor has decided to do away with the banner. (I think it's because he hates me...:hehe: )I guess I'll have to figure out a way to get another banner. :)

:alien:

Dave

07-18-03, 08:17 AM

Shotty, I should have the "I have no banner cuz I am a lazy bastard" banner....or the "Please place banner here" banner :sure:

shotglass

07-18-03, 08:22 AM

How about "This Space For Rent"?

Sideout

07-18-03, 08:27 AM

How 'bout "HE HATE ME" LOL

Dave

07-18-03, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by shotglass
How about "This Space For Rent"?

Thats the one I was looking for!!!

Or how about......"I am happy being a nobody"

JBMoney

07-18-03, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by shotglass
The Emperor has decided

No, I did that. Don't confuse the two. He's much more considerate and thoughtful than I am... but not nearly as sexy.

shotglass

07-18-03, 01:47 PM

My bad. He kinda looks like you, so sometimes I get you confused with him....

STIBROKER

07-18-03, 01:56 PM

DAMN......now I have lost the everyone hates me banner.......does that mean I'm liked again.......

STIBROKER

07-18-03, 01:57 PM

great now I have a prostate banner.........hahahahahaha.....step on up.......

Laurie

07-21-03, 01:21 PM

I can't for the life of me think of one single damn insult, Shotty. I hope you don't mind. ;)

shotglass

07-21-03, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Laurie
I can't for the life of me think of one single damn insult, Shotty. I hope you don't mind. ;)

:Peck:

cuda

08-06-03, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by Laurie
I can't for the life of me think of one single damn insult, Shotty. I hope you don't mind. ;)

Want some of mine? :confused:

shotglass

08-06-03, 07:39 PM

You bumped this back up to the top on purpose, didn't you? :nolike:

cuda

08-06-03, 07:43 PM

Ahhh..., ya big whiner. :sure:

Hey, that's another insult! :D

Laurie

08-06-03, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by cuda
Want some of mine? :confused:

Nah thanks. You can keep those to yourself.

And just for the record, I STILL can't think of any. You know, except for the fact that he dreams of mutilating cats. Which really doesn't bother me as much as Shotty loving Mondays. :rolleyes:

Actually, it's when Shotty tries to yank a few of my chains, that I really get turned on. Hot and bothered, even. :D

shotglass

08-06-03, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by Laurie
...Actually, it's when Shotty tries to yank a few of my chains, that I really get turned on. Hot and bothered, even. :D

You wouldn't, perchance, have one of those chains running between a couple of nipple rings, would you? I would really like to give that chain a tug or two.....very gently like.....:Boobies: :p

Laurie

08-06-03, 11:21 PM

I can wear whatever jewelry makes you happy. :)

Barb101

08-06-03, 11:28 PM

Should we change the name of this thread to "Let's sex Shotglass up!" ?? :D ;)

Laurie

08-06-03, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by Barb101
Should we change the name of this thread to "Let's sex Shotglass up!" ?? :D ;)

Works for me! ;) :D

Barb101

08-06-03, 11:40 PM

LOL! I'm sure it works for Shotty too :hehe:

wrecker05

08-12-03, 03:05 AM

Outstanding. Before I personally insult Shotglass, I will note some of his positive characteristics.

Thank you for defending our nation ( why anyone would like to work for the Dept. of Navy is beyond me:hehe: ) He works very hard at his job.He is exceptional at his job.( He lives in Missouri, :OOPS: I spelled that wrong,Misery is the correct spelling):hehe:

He is kind hearted and generous. While I was home for the Christmas season he asked if I liked cigars, I said yes. He sent a cigar to me. My wife sent the cigar to me. I enjoyed it to no end:)

BTW thank you.

I guess I have no insults for Shotglass.

(can not believe I am going to say this)

SEMPER FI

shotglass

08-12-03, 10:34 AM

C'mon, Wrecker, yer not tryin hard enough....I know you can think of at least ONE insult....something about jarheads....;)

cuda

08-12-03, 12:39 PM

This thread isn't going in the right direction people! :mad:

shotglass

08-13-03, 08:08 AM

Awright, who gave this thread a rating of 5? :mad:

cuda

08-13-03, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by shotglass
Awright, who gave this thread a rating of 5? :mad:

*points to Eagle* :worry:

Eagle3

08-13-03, 12:44 PM

Don't look at me! *nods head towards Sideout* http://www.tejanoloco.com/smilies/zman.gif

Sideout

08-13-03, 01:02 PM

I think I saw Barb over by the rating button... :worry:

Barb101

08-13-03, 01:11 PM

*cough**cough* Kimmy *cough*http://www.horrorseek.com/haunted/devilhimself/smirk.gif

shotglass

08-13-03, 03:51 PM

:nolike: Apparently, Harry S. Truman has no influence here.

*mails "the buck" to FBI for fingerprint analysis*

STIBROKER

08-13-03, 04:08 PM

ok...ok ....It was me.......only because there is no 10 rating option.......

cuda

08-28-03, 01:42 PM

Bump. :nolike:

Kimmy

08-28-03, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Barb101
*cough**cough* Kimmy *cough

Hey!! How did I get dragged into this?!! This has Cuda's name written all over it.

shotglass

08-28-03, 02:04 PM

"The Buck" will be back from the lab soon....and the guilty will be punished. :nolike: red x removed. more :nolike:

JDub

08-28-03, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by shotglass
"The Buck" will be back from the lab soon....and the guilty will be punished. :nolike: http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34

The dreaded red X! :scary:

cuda

08-28-03, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by JDub
The dreaded red X! :scary:

One more reason to insult shotglass! :D :laugh:

shotglass

08-28-03, 02:12 PM

I did it on purpose....:sure:

JDub

08-28-03, 02:23 PM

Ok, PeeWee. :rolleyes:

Hulk

09-27-03, 01:22 PM

Shotglass run like GIRL!!

shotglass

09-28-03, 08:27 PM

Hulk smell like southbound end of northbound donkey.

STIBROKER

09-28-03, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by shotglass
Hulk smell like southbound end of northbound donkey.

shotglass throw's down old cutdown's.....

cuda

10-14-03, 07:19 PM

...a homo. :sure:

JBMoney

10-14-03, 07:23 PM

I heard he was a homo too..

shotglass

10-14-03, 07:44 PM

Y'all can kiss my white hiney. Buttstains....:what:

Kimmy

10-14-03, 07:44 PM

bang

Barb101

10-14-03, 07:45 PM

I'd like to see that, pics please :D ;) *is tired* :rolleyes:

cuda

10-14-03, 07:46 PM

:scary:

JBMoney

10-14-03, 07:48 PM

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/HaHa.jpg

STIBROKER

11-03-03, 08:18 PM

so shotty still know were you is......

shotglass

11-03-03, 09:28 PM

STIBROKER The Fucktard just passed this stinker:
so shotty still know were you is......

Huh? You lost me there....

Sideout

11-04-03, 06:49 AM

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET :cool:

STIBROKER

11-04-03, 07:08 AM

DUUUUUUUDE...........

shotglass

11-10-03, 10:07 AM

It's Monday!!!!!!:) :dance:

STIBROKER

11-10-03, 10:11 AM

shotglass the Fucktard just passed this stinker then smelled his finger's:
It's Monday!!!!!!:) :dance:

that it is my fairskined freind.........

shotglass

11-10-03, 10:18 AM

I take it you don't like Mondays as much as I do. :rolleyes: It's good to be productive, and help society by paying these exhorbitant tax rates. :hehe:

STIBROKER

11-10-03, 10:25 AM

shotglass the Fucktard just passed this stinker:
I take it you don't like Mondays as much as I do. :rolleyes: It's good to be productive, and help society by paying these exhorbitant tax rates. :hehe:

It's just another day in the self~emp. field.......!

wrecker05

01-23-04, 03:24 AM

Jarhead:rolleyes:

shotglass

01-24-04, 08:31 PM

Proud of it, too. Boot. :p

wrecker05

01-27-04, 12:53 AM

Semper Fi jarhead.:rolleyes:

shotglass

01-27-04, 06:30 AM

Hooah, soldier. :cool:

:OOPS:

WARTHOG

02-05-04, 07:20 PM

You know that the only reason they let jarheads on Navy ships is because sheep are too obvious.

wrecker05

02-12-04, 01:09 AM

shotglass the Fucktard just passed this stinker:
Hooah, soldier. :cool:

:OOPS:

Sorry Shotglass. I fucked up and hit the wrong button. :mad:

I meant to quote you and ask a question.

Here is my question. What do you think of a Marine who did 20., went into the real world for awhile, and then joined the Army?

shotglass

02-12-04, 06:06 AM

This is a joke, right? I didn't think any branch would take someone who has already retired.

I think if that is the case, the person in question liked the military way of life too much, and wanted to stay with it. But went to the Army because it's not quite as demanding (no offense meant) in it's physical fitness standards.

Sideout

05-28-04, 09:32 AM

:OOPS: Sorry Shotty...musta bumped it when I tripped over your sig...

shotglass

06-01-04, 07:03 AM

:OOPS: Sorry Shotty...musta bumped it when I tripped over your sig...
:nolike: A likely story. Looks like I need to borrow that rumpled piece of paper.

STIBROKER

07-21-04, 12:55 PM

ok.....there ya go cuda....now were's my rep point's.......

shotglass

07-21-04, 07:57 PM

:nolike: Awright, dammit, who's bumping this sorry excuse for a thread back up to the top?

:hehe:

Sideout

07-22-04, 01:43 PM

:nolike: Awright, dammit, who's bumping this sorry excuse for a thread back up to the top?

:hehe:

Which thread? :confused:

cuda

08-17-04, 11:24 PM

*trips over thread* oops! :OOPS:

Sideout

08-18-04, 06:52 AM

Cuda! Stop bumping this thread to the top...that's just not nice...

Barb101

08-18-04, 06:59 AM

Shotty is a Pagan-Democrat. :p :Poke:

Spotter

08-18-04, 07:01 AM

Don't give Pagan Democrats a bad name!

shotglass

08-18-04, 05:03 PM

Looks like some names are going on to the doodoo list. :nolike: And don't make fun of the Pagan-Democrat, that's the only newspaper we got around here.

*searches for crayons, writes on the back of new Kerry bumper sticker*

STIBROKER

08-18-04, 05:23 PM

wow...my point's went fro 280.38 to 285.38 for posting in this thead......

Spotter

08-18-04, 07:10 PM

really??????

STIBROKER

08-19-04, 04:56 PM

really??????
TRY IT.......

Spotter

08-19-04, 07:49 PM

ok.........

Spotter

08-19-04, 07:50 PM

wow..........

Spotter

08-19-04, 07:50 PM

5 points each! wow

shotglass

08-19-04, 10:29 PM

This is not the place to post-pad. :nolike:

Spotter

08-19-04, 11:11 PM

Sorry, I mistook it for a thread started by people with a sense of humor.

JBMoney

08-20-04, 10:13 AM

thread started by people with a sense of humor.

:what: Are you implying that some people who have insulted Shotglass on this thread didn't really mean it? Puts things in a whole new light.

Smeeagain

08-20-04, 10:17 AM

This is not the place to post-pad. :nolike:

How about Post-it pad?

http://images.snapfish.com/33%3B6246323232%7Ffp63%3Dot%3E2328%3D%3B8%3B%3D62% 3B%3DXROQDF%3E23235%3A%3B%3B3%3A539ot1lsi

Sideout

01-12-07, 01:41 PM

http://www.bettersmith.com/bressler/bump2.jpg
<br />
<br />
Oops! Didn't see the sign....sorry... :OOPS:

Eagle3

01-12-07, 02:35 PM

http://www.bettersmith.com/bressler/bump2.jpg
<br />
<br />
Oops! Didn't see the sign....sorry... :OOPS:

Clumsy oaf!

oops, talking about Shotglass

JBMoney

01-12-07, 02:56 PM

shotglass

01-15-07, 08:53 AM

Oh, yeah, nice. Pick on the guy with no power or phone or water at his house. :cry:

:p

Spotter

01-15-07, 06:43 PM

Oh, yeah, nice. Pick on the guy with no power or phone or water at his house. :cry:

:p
So, where's your internet connection coming from, Cuz? Smoke signals? :Poke:

JBMoney

01-15-07, 06:47 PM

*voted 5*

shotglass

01-16-07, 11:10 AM

So, where's your internet connection coming from, Cuz? Smoke signals? :Poke:

The office. For now, the power was out here until 10:30 this morning, but at least I have power at home now.