Flatulating Honda

[Rambone]

I was born with a very rair defect in my lower intestinal track. This condition only effects the sound I emit when I flatulate. My parents had me examined by every specialist,in every University,and every diet known to man. No help. By the time I had reached puberty,I had more hands up my ass than a towel boy in a gay leather bar. Medical science remained at a complete loss why my farts sounded like someone yelled Honda. My condition became uncontrolable. The redicual from my peers forced me to drop out of school. With age it became louder and mor uncontrolable.I could'nt walk five feet without five blapping Honda's escaping from my rear. I became a hermit.Then one day,aletter from the University of Tokoyo arrived. Their medical school had read about me and offered to pay my expences,so they could examine me first hand ,so to speak. So off the Tokoyo I went. After being admited,I recieved the tradional battery of tests.Where I was left fealing like I was a muppet. Then a very old jap surgeon comes into my room....looks at my charts....and says"We opporate in morning"...
.....After the surgery,I awoke,first thing I tried was to fart....out came this little fluff....like normal people. Damn.I sound just like everyone else,I thought,tears of joy rolling down my cheeks,,as I proudly fanned the sheets.
...The good doctor walked in."Doc your a God....you cured me,what did you find that nobody else was able to?"I asked
AAHHHHH....remove abscess....you see.....ABSCESS MAKES THE FART GO HONDA!!!!replied the good doctor.

[mel]

jeez, you is becoming predictable

[cuda]

I want whatever drugs Rambone is on!! :sure:

[STIBROKER]

CUDA....can you at least put them all in one thread.....for easy reading.....

[micron]

Originally posted by Rambone
I was born with a very rair defect in my lower intestinal track. This condition only effects the sound I emit when I flatulate. My parents had me examined by every specialist,in every University,and every diet known to man. No help. By the time I had reached puberty,I had more hands up my ass than a towel boy in a gay leather bar. Medical science remained at a complete loss why my farts sounded like someone yelled Honda. My condition became uncontrolable. The redicual from my peers forced me to drop out of school. With age it became louder and mor uncontrolable.I could'nt walk five feet without five blapping Honda's escaping from my rear. I became a hermit.Then one day,aletter from the University of Tokoyo arrived. Their medical school had read about me and offered to pay my expences,so they could examine me first hand ,so to speak. So off the Tokoyo I went. After being admited,I recieved the tradional battery of tests.Where I was left fealing like I was a muppet. Then a very old jap surgeon comes into my room....looks at my charts....and says"We opporate in morning"...
.....After the surgery,I awoke,first thing I tried was to fart....out came this little fluff....like normal people. Damn.I sound just like everyone else,I thought,tears of joy rolling down my cheeks,,as I proudly fanned the sheets.
...The good doctor walked in."Doc your a God....you cured me,what did you find that nobody else was able to?"I asked
AAHHHHH....remove abscess....you see.....ABSCESS MAKES THE FART GO HONDA!!!!replied the good doctor.
Perhaps if you had mentioned that the surgeon took out an abscessed tooth this old joke might have flown one more time.:rolleyes: