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Rambone
07-11-03, 10:32 PM
Hello Forum......I enjoy writting tales of sick shit and madness...so lets role.....

We are Saimease twins and are lives suck. I have a bowel control problem and my sister complains about me shitting all over the bed. T o make matters worse,my arm is paralized and when ever my coochie itches she has to scratch it for me...and wipe my ass. We both have a boyfriend,but,unfortunatly,her leg is in the way of my pussy,so she is the only one that can have sex,and I just have to sit there and watch. I cn only take it up the ass...which is all the time,because Kristy,my sister,has a habit of putting peppers up there. nd because of my arm,I can't take them out. Fortunatly my boy friend is Latin.

shotglass
07-11-03, 10:41 PM
Looks like we have a new poet laureate. :bore:

Laurie
07-12-03, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by Rambone
Hello Forum......I enjoy writting tales of sick shit and madness...so lets role.....

We are Saimease twins and are lives suck. I have a bowel control problem and my sister complains about me shitting all over the bed. T o make matters worse,my arm is paralized and when ever my coochie itches she has to scratch it for me...and wipe my ass. We both have a boyfriend,but,unfortunatly,her leg is in the way of my pussy,so she is the only one that can have sex,and I just have to sit there and watch. I cn only take it up the ass...which is all the time,because Kristy,my sister,has a habit of putting peppers up there. nd because of my arm,I can't take them out. Fortunatly my boy friend is Latin.

Are you related to DMS? ;) :rolleyes:

Pistol Pete
07-12-03, 02:47 PM
Rambone soon found herself surrounded by gargoyles, hell-bent on inserting a miriad of objects into the nether-regions that pass for genitalia. A quick look over her shoulder revealed a freight train sized cucumber, complete with flashing red lights and a diving horn from a submarine.
Closer and closer, the mega-vegetable homed in on her quivering quim! There was no escaping their inevitable rendezvous with destinty and her inability to walk upright for years to come!