Looking for girl feedback

[gopsdragon]

Every once in a while my wife and I come across a subject that makes me wonder if it's a her thing or a woman thing in general because it doesn't make much sense to me.

One hot day I came home with my tie loosened because here in Sacramento you quickly learn that wool suits, ties, and 100+ degree heat are not the greatest combination. Anyway, I found out she loves a guy in a suit with a loosened tie.;)

Afterwards the subject came up and the explanation boiled down to hard-working, goal-oriented guy after hours not so uptight he can't relax when necessary...

I just don't get this. I use it to my advantage, but I don't get it. Is this something that is common?

Even if the specific story is not common, do all of you have this perfect setting guy that gets you going? Just wondering since I'm not understanding.

[Barb101]

do all of you have this perfect setting guy that gets you going?

dressed, undressed, standing, sitting, running, walking, eating, laying.......etc... Uhh maybe I shouldn't have answered this one :rolleyes:

[shotglass]

I think Barb simply meant 'breathing'. :laugh:

[Sister Zombie]

Originally posted by Barb101
dressed, undressed, standing, sitting, running, walking, eating, laying.......etc... Uhh maybe I shouldn't have answered this one :rolleyes:

Sweating, you forgot sweating. ;)

[Barb101]

Oh yeah sweating AND breathing!! And can't forget the uniforms too!!

[Laurie]

Nothing turns me on more than a man who cooks for me.

[Laurie]

Oh yeah. And all those things Barb mentioned, too. ;)

[JasmineDreamz]

If we combine Laurie and Barb's answers and come up with a man who cooks and wears a guy's version of a french maid's uniform.....??? Who knows?:nuts:

[Rguess21]

Did someone order crossiants? :D Ya'll speak up now, ya hear! :OOPS:

[wrecker05]

Nothing French :nolike: allowed. Not on my watch.:mad:

[shotglass]

Does grilling count? I got some stuff ready to go this weekend....some hot dogs, a nice chunk of London broil that's gonna get a mesquite rub, some peppers and carrots, maybe even an ear of corn or two. ;)

[Eagle3]

I like to think I do 50% of the cooking. I think also think it pays off in spades. ;)

[Princess PeiPei]

Shotty are you being a tease??

Gops, can you help me out? I need a visual. I think you should post a pic of you just the way you described! ;)

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by eagle3
I like to think I do 50% of the cooking. I think also think it pays off in spades. ;)


Ummm, so what are you cooking tonight? ;)

[Eagle3]

Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Ummm, so what are you cooking tonight? ;)

Hot German sausage. :cool:

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by eagle3
Hot German sausage. :cool:

A typical guy response. You are so bad! :rolleyes:

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
Anyway, I found out she loves a guy in a suit with a loosened tie. Do all of you have this perfect setting guy that gets you going?

Gops I think you should have your wife take your pictures and put them in the hot or not and let everyone decide. :)

Personally I love looking at a guy with a suit or tux on (off is good too). Why do you think women like the 007 movies? ;)

[Freak]

My wife has some strange fetish with stong hands, a wedding ring and a nice watch on. Weird :confused:

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by Freak
My wife has some strange fetish with stong hands, a wedding ring and a nice watch on. Weird :confused:

That doesn't sound weird to me. Especially if those strong hands are rubbing your neck! :)

[shotglass]

Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Shotty are you being a tease??



No, of course not. :) I am just stating the facts. I like to cook on the grill, and a London broil is the best for it. The specialty shops in Old Town St. Charles have the best rubs and sauces around, and makes the extra effort worth it. The peppers and carrots are to keep the wife from crabbing about my not getting enough vegetables....:(

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by shotglass
No, of course not. :) I am just stating the facts. I like to cook on the grill, and a London broil is the best for it. The specialty shops in Old Town St. Charles have the best rubs and sauces around, and makes the extra effort worth it. The peppers and carrots are to keep the wife from crabbing about my not getting enough vegetables....:(

Skip the wife. Tell me more about how you cook it; what spices you use; what your are wearing … ;)

[Freak]

Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
That doesn't sound weird to me. Especially if those strong hands are rubbing your neck! :)

LOL. A back rub does it for her. 5 minutes of that and she is out like a light.

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by Freak
LOL. A back rub does it for her. 5 minutes of that and she is out like a light.

You should feel lucky. My husband complains of carpel tunnel after an hour, while I'm still begging for more. LOL :rolleyes:

[Wham Valdez]

I had a gf who used to get turned on when I had my tie loosened and crooked. "mmmm crooked tie guy" she'd say.

But as for asking questions to women, I'd like to know why women cry after great sex. The only answer I've been able to get out of them is "because i'm so happy."

[Ether_Elemental]

Originally posted by Wham Valdez
But as for asking questions to women, I'd like to know why women cry after great sex. The only answer I've been able to get out of them is "because i'm so happy."

that and while during during sex wanting to call you daddy :nuts: never had this experience in real life but i have heard of it and well just doesn't make sense to me :what:

[Laurie]

Originally posted by Wham Valdez
But as for asking questions to women, I'd like to know why women cry after great sex. The only answer I've been able to get out of them is "because i'm so happy."

I remember crying before what COULD have been great sex. :laugh:

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Gops I think you should have your wife take your pictures and put them in the hot or not and let everyone decide. :)

Personally I love looking at a guy with a suit or tux on (off is good too). Why do you think women like the 007 movies? ;)

Sorry I've been away. I'll work on the picture part although I can tell you I don't think I'm all that hot. You'll have to wait a few days though. Got some business I need to take care of tomorrow.

[Kimmy]

Originally posted by Wham Valdez
But as for asking questions to women, I'd like to know why women cry after great sex. The only answer I've been able to get out of them is "because i'm so happy."

I don't know if it's hormonal or not, but it reminds me of the way I cried after my son was born. More of a physical reaction than an emotional one.

Gops, I think we need a short video of you coming home with that loosed tie. Just for research, of course. We need to get the whole effect.

Ether, you'll understand the 'daddy' thing when you're older ;) Don't worry, you have plenty of other pleasures to enjoy while you're young.

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Kimmy

Gops, I think we need a short video of you coming home with that loosed tie. Just for research, of course. We need to get the whole effect.

Video is quite a ways off. I have to go to my phone guy and figure out how to send the pictures. (Digital camera on phone, can't figure out how to post, which is why you haven't seen any yet Princess and Kimmy.)

[Kimmy]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
(Digital camera on phone, can't figure out how to post, which is why you haven't seen any yet Princess and Kimmy.)

excuses, excuses... I KNOW you're smarter than these little girls that message my son and THEY know how to work the camera phone

[Ty]

Originally posted by Kimmy
excuses, excuses... I KNOW you're smarter than these little girls that message my son and THEY know how to work the camera phone

Thats because thats all they do.:hehe:

[Kimmy]

You've got a point, Ty

[gopsdragon]

My first cell phone. I had to get one for business purposes; otherwise, I still would not have one.

[Kimmy]

I'm not buying it.. you bought a camera phone for a reason :p

[Seaman Stains]

Originally posted by Laurie
Nothing turns me on more than a man who cooks for me.
Hmmm! Timing is everything, I'm just about to get in the kitchen 'n make some scones!
Girls, do ya have any requests on what I should wear?

[Mando]

Ewww, I just had a vision of Stains in the kitchen making scones, flour in his beard, and nothing on but a G-string and a smile <shudder>. Laurie, he’s all yourshttp://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/nyah.gif

[Seaman Stains]

Originally posted by Mando
Ewww, I just had a vision of Stains in the kitchen making scones, flour in his beard, and nothing on but a G-string and a smile <shudder>. Laurie, he’s all yourshttp://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/nyah.gif

Sorry to disappoint ya but I don't have a 'G' sting! I'll just to go nekid!
Now if I was to put the scone dough onto this thing here...............
Hey!!!!!!!! who wan'ts a doughnut??????

[Mando]

I thought Tiny had a name. :OOPS: I didn't mean for that to get out.:hehe:

[Seaman Stains]

Originally posted by Mando
I thought Tiny had a name. :OOPS: I didn't mean for that to get out.:hehe:
Mando, you obviously must know about the old Aussie custom of giving nicnames the meaning of which is the opposite of the phisical attributes of the person in question, for example:
the name "Lofty" is given to short blokes,
"Bluey" is for someone with red hair,
softly spoken folk will be called "Roudy" etc.
So "Tiny" must stand as a compliment!

[Mando]

So, if someone is named Randy in oz, what are they?

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Kimmy
I'm not buying it.. you bought a camera phone for a reason :p

;-)

P.S.-I do cook too.

[Seaman Stains]

Originally posted by Mando
So, if someone is named Randy in oz, what are they?
Rumour has it "Randy" would be a dead fuck!

[Laurie]

Originally posted by Mando
Ewww, I just had a vision of Stains in the kitchen making scones, flour in his beard, and nothing on but a G-string and a smile <shudder>. Laurie, he’s all yourshttp://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/nyah.gif

He'd have more than flour in his beard. :hehe:

[Nemesis]

I have a guy-thing / girl-thing question.

Why is it that when a guy calls somebody on the cell phone (while driving, of course), his calls are always about 30 to 45 seconds long. Get on, conduct business, hang up.

But when a girl starts using a cell phone (while driving, putting on make-up and eating something -- all at the same time), she stays on the phone until it's time to park the car at the other end of the trip?

Mrs. Nemesis is a perfect example of this (but don't tell her I said this, or I would surely receive the "rolling pin of attitude correction").

[Sister Zombie]

Originally posted by Nemesis
Mrs. Nemesis is a perfect example of this (but don't tell her I said this, or I would surely receive the "rolling pin of attitude correction").

Better the 'rolling pin attitude correction' than the 'Lorena Bobbitt attitude correction'.

[Nemesis]

Originally posted by Sister Zombie
Better the 'rolling pin attitude correction' than the 'Lorena Bobbitt attitude correction'.

OUCH! That statement made me slap my knees together in a kung-fu grip vice lock.

[Nemesis]

By the way, on my way to my office this morning, I saw a woman driving on the freeway . . . eating a bowl of cereal! Yes, bowl in one hand, spoon in the other.

I felt that this was very dangerous. Unlike men, who can use Mr. Johnson to steer if both of their hands hands are otherwise employed, the fairer sex has no such capability.

I couldn't believe it.

[Seaman Stains]

Originally posted by Nemesis
I felt that this was very dangerous. Unlike men, who can use Mr. Johnson to steer if both of their hands hands are otherwise employed, the fairer sex has no such capability.

Is Mr. Johnson A.K.A. Clever Dick??????

[Sister Zombie]

Originally posted by Nemesis
IUnlike men, who can use Mr. Johnson to steer if both of their hands hands are otherwise employed, the fairer sex has no such capability.


Maybe she was wearing a strap on?

[Seaman Stains]

Was the cereal in question "Froot Loops"????
If so she is a cannibal!!!!

[Nemesis]

Originally posted by Sister Zombie
Maybe she was wearing a strap on?

Oh dear lord, I almost fell out of my chair laughing . . .

[Mando]

I went to Costco today and bought a 3 disc set of Mr. Bean. When I brought it home all my wife could do is roll her eyes. She detests any comedy that is other than serious. I have noticed this as a trend. It seems as though the gals, at least the ones I meet, do not appreciate British humor. Is this true (Barb Excluded) or is it just the gals I have hooked up with?

[JDub]

Originally posted by Mando
I went to Costco today and bought a 3 disc set of Mr. Bean. When I brought it home all my wife could do is roll her eyes. She detests any comedy that is other than serious. I have noticed this as a trend. It seems as though the gals, at least the ones I meet, do not appreciate British humor. Is this true (Barb Excluded) or is it just the gals I have hooked up with?

Get a British girl. They seem to like British humor. ;) :D :p

[Laurie]

Originally posted by Mando
I went to Costco today and bought a 3 disc set of Mr. Bean. When I brought it home all my wife could do is roll her eyes. She detests any comedy that is other than serious. I have noticed this as a trend. It seems as though the gals, at least the ones I meet, do not appreciate British humor. Is this true (Barb Excluded) or is it just the gals I have hooked up with?

I watched Bridget Jone's Diary and laughed. Does that count? :hehe:

Hugh Grant = funny and sexy.

[JasmineDreamz]

I dunno Mando, Python is some of the best that's ever been around. Faulty Towers, Benny Hill...I kind of miss those too.

[Texan]

Originally posted by Wham Valdez
I had a gf who used to get turned on when I had my tie loosened and crooked. "mmmm crooked tie guy" she'd say.

But as for asking questions to women, I'd like to know why women cry after great sex. The only answer I've been able to get out of them is "because i'm so happy."


Kimmy explained it well.
It's more of a physical response than an emotional one.
It's not like I'm thinking in my head, "that was incredible", and cry as a result of the thought. It's more of an overall feeling of extreme satisfaction.

It's a strange feeling.

Women are weird, huh? We are just wired differently than men.

[Texan]

Originally posted by Mando
I went to Costco today and bought a 3 disc set of Mr. Bean. When I brought it home all my wife could do is roll her eyes. She detests any comedy that is other than serious. I have noticed this as a trend. It seems as though the gals, at least the ones I meet, do not appreciate British humor. Is this true (Barb Excluded) or is it just the gals I have hooked up with?

I love Mr. Bean and I'm not British.

[justagirl]

Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Shotty are you being a tease??

Gops, can you help me out? I need a visual. I think you should post a pic of you just the way you described! ;)

Yea, GOPS, post a photo. Let's see exactly what she's talkin' about here....

[justagirl]

Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
That doesn't sound weird to me. Especially if those strong hands are rubbing your neck! :)

Yes, especially if that hand is well-tanned and strong, and the wedding ring in plain and unadorned.

[bearfoot]

Well personally watching a guy swinging and axe really does it for me...sleeves rolled up is good, or in a singlet..or no shirt at all...and a bit o' sweat.
The whole suit and tie thing just doesn't do it for me...007 erk! way too soft....give me a man working the land any day...or riding a horse...that's hot too.

[justagirl]

Originally posted by Nemesis
I have a guy-thing / girl-thing question.

Why is it that when a guy calls somebody on the cell phone (while driving, of course), his calls are always about 30 to 45 seconds long. Get on, conduct business, hang up.

But when a girl starts using a cell phone (while driving, putting on make-up and eating something -- all at the same time), she stays on the phone until it's time to park the car at the other end of the trip?


OK, well, other's may not agree, but here's my theory....

Women are so used to multi-tasking (cleaning the house while cooking dinner while writing the shopping list while listening to their husband talk about his day while planning next weekend's calendar while amusing the child) that to sit in the car and simply drive and listen to the radio is not enough. We must have something more to do that makes us feel as though we are not wasting time.

[justagirl]

Originally posted by Mando
I went to Costco today and bought a 3 disc set of Mr. Bean. When I brought it home all my wife could do is roll her eyes. She detests any comedy that is other than serious. I have noticed this as a trend. It seems as though the gals, at least the ones I meet, do not appreciate British humor. Is this true (Barb Excluded) or is it just the gals I have hooked up with?

I think it's all the gals you've hooked up with. Everyone I know, save one, not only likes British humor, but also quotes Monty Python endlessly. We love it.

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Gops I think you should have your wife take your pictures and put them in the hot or not and let everyone decide. :)

Personally I love looking at a guy with a suit or tux on (off is good too). Why do you think women like the 007 movies? ;)

Not exactly what you requested but I finally got a picture in electronic format from the Jamaica trip.

At least I didn't forget, even after all this time.

[Dave]

You aren't suppose to wear white till after Memorial Day

[JDub]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
Not exactly what you requested but I finally got a picture in electronic format from the Jamaica trip.

At least I didn't forget, even after all this time.

Are you sure you don't get high? :confused:

[Freak]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
Not exactly what you requested but I finally got a picture in electronic format from the Jamaica trip.

At least I didn't forget, even after all this time.

Was this taken at the same time?

;) :Poke: :beer: Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Dave]

So Angelic :Angel:

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Dave
You aren't suppose to wear white till after Memorial Day

I don't think they have Memorial Day in Jamaica. :p

[Dave]

Well God Damn it...they should!!!

You look very relaxed Gops, I hope the Bahamas treats me as well.

[Kimmy]

Gops! You don't look like Conan !! Not at all what I expected ;)

[cuda]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
Not exactly what you requested but I finally got a picture in electronic format from the Jamaica trip.

At least I didn't forget, even after all this time.


Now every time I see Gops post, I'm gonna think... "Don Ho" or "Columbian Drug Lord" ...or something. :shrug:

[cuda]

Originally posted by Kimmy
Gops! You don't look like Conan !! Not at all what I expected ;)

The Barbarian? :confused:

[Kimmy]

O'brien :p

[Barb101]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
Not exactly what you requested but I finally got a picture in electronic format from the Jamaica trip.

At least I didn't forget, even after all this time.

*whistles* ;) You sure you don't want to put that in the suicide participants thread?? :hehe:

[Princess PeiPei]

Hey Gops, it only took you 11 months to get your picture posted. :whip:

However it was worth the wait, you are very handsom. The wife must be proud. Not only a pretty face, but has some brains as well. :rolleyes:

[Sideout]

So which does Eagle have? :confused: :Poke:


Good to see ya, PP ;)

[STIBROKER]

Originally posted by Barb101
*whistles* ;) You sure you don't want to put that in the suicide participants thread?? :hehe:

awwww come on gops....I have one already made......

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by Sideout
So which does Eagle have? :confused: :Poke:


Good to see ya, PP ;)



Both of course!!:)

[Dave]

and Eagle can cook...I saw those pics of hime frying turkeys

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by Dave
and Eagle can cook...I saw those pics of hime frying turkeys


Yep, can you believe it. I am very fortunate! :) BTW, it's your turn to cook tonight Eagle.;)

[Dave]

It's friday, make reservations

[Eagle3]

Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Yep, can you believe it. I am very fortunate! :) BTW, it's your turn to cook tonight Eagle.;)

There's a pair of dead squirrels on Parker Rd. I'll fire up the grill. :D

[Dave]

dats good eatin....ask Stib lol

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by eagle3
There's a pair of dead squirrels on Parker Rd. I'll fire up the grill. :D http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/l.gif :nolike:

[Eagle3]

When I'm done with them you'll think they were manna from heaven. ;)

[Dave]

Eagle...Pei Pei's obvious admiration for you, dedication and the love that she pours down over you with her comments about you are a true indication that.......size doesn't matter :hehe:

[STIBROKER]

Originally posted by Dave
dats good eatin....ask Stib lol

I have this recipe for cat and squirrel shiskabob that rocks......first

[Princess PeiPei]

Originally posted by Dave
Eagle...Pei Pei's obvious admiration for you, dedication and the love that she pours down over you with her comments about you are a true indication that.......size doesn't matter :hehe:

;) :)

[Eagle3]

http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/k.gif

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Barb101
*whistles* ;) :OOPS: Thanks Barb and Princess.

[Princess PeiPei]

You're most welcome!:)

[Barb101]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
:OOPS: Thanks Barb and Princess.

Why no, thank YOU gops. ;)

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Barb101
*whistles* ;) You sure you don't want to put that in the suicide participants thread?? :hehe:

IMAGINE!! I go to the suicide thread and it's JB$?!?! on the couch with the twins. HE HASN"T EVEN BEEN IN THE COUNTRY!!!! I'm putting all you on my s***list.

*wonders. Is the Dragon/Nicole eyes wide shut thread near?*

[Barb101]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
*wonders. Dragon/Nicole eyes wide shut*

I can photoshop that for you. :D ;)

[shotglass]

Could ya Photoshop me with Jessica Alba while you're at it? Perhaps in a scene from the movie Viagra Overdose. ;)

[Barb101]

Originally posted by shotglass
Could ya Photoshop me with Jessica Alba while you're at it? Perhaps in a scene from the movie Viagra Overdose. ;)

I started to PS that last night & I'm thinking, Is this legal? How old is this chick?? What a dang perv Shotty looks like. :worry: ;)

[shotglass]

She's legal. I think. Like it matters...I doubt I will ever run into her anywhere but Fantasyland...;)