Madness or posession?

[Deamon]

Please take it more seriously than the other message boards who began babbeling about witches in my head... shows why I should never goto magic message boards with my problems anymore..Recently I discovered why I even pass my classes at school, a little voice in my head tells me the answers, No it's not my brain or anything and it doesn't REALLY tell me the answers, but it tells me how to get the answer. Its not just me figuring things out because I don't even pay attention in class, much less do my homework so I can't really learn it and when it comes time to help someone answer a question I don't have a clue, but on test day I hear a man's voice pop into my head and explain how to do the work and in history he gives little hints to help me get to the answer. I've actually communicated with the voice before and learned that although he can't hear, he can read. Apparently he's a psychiatrist and he served in the Franco-Prussian war, which is odd because he doesn't have either a french or german accent. In fact his accent is pretty neutral. We have long hours of conversation, of course since he can't hear I don't look like a crazy man talking to myself, I just write down what I want to say and he responds. Yesterday we discussed why imperfections are neccessary for those of us elite to realise we are perfect. He tells me who to trust and who not to trust, he is never rude and doesn't always have to be right although he usually is and to be honest he's my best friend. I try to keep it a secret now since they put me on medication before and Charles was gone and I became suicidal and started failing school work but they took me off and charles came back and he said next time he might not find his way back So I'm careful not to tell anyone anymore. But since he knows ALOT about the Franco-Prussian war and said he went deaf during it, do I have some ghost floating around my head or am I just a schizophrenic?

[Eddy's Geist]

Ya know Daemon... I'm of prussian descent. We have ways of curing you. If you come and meet with us we can help you with your questions. We locate our "offices" in hidden areas. Do you have any Subways in your area? If so, you can usually find a waiting room about 75 paces down the track. We'll be waiting.
However, if you don't have any Subways in your metropolis then you can still locate us. Look in your phonebook. Locate the closest Scientology office and come on in. No, we're not Scientologists. That's just a cover we use until we're ready for the ascension.

[Deamon]

... What?

[WARTHOG]

Eddy says he can help you rid yourself of the voices that you hear. Perhaps it would be beneficial to look into his offer. The voices in your head will probably resist, but I am confident that he can help you.

[Laurie]

LMAOFOMC

[WARTHOG]

OK, LMAO I understand, what's FOMC?

[Eddy's Geist]

"Falling Off My Chair"

It's a code word for "We have found our Thetan Commander, All Hail Our Great and noble Deamon"

Daemon, my Scient.. I mean my Prussian friends have informed me you haven't shown up at the Center. We are waiting to Ascend.

[Deamon]

I'm scared....

[WARTHOG]

It is perfectly natural to fear that which one does not understand. I am still very confident of Eddy's ability to rid you of your voices. Yes, they will resist, but the Prussians have been curing these ills for centuries and very few of their "patients" suffer long term ill effects. Just go to the local office, follow Eddy's directions to it and you shall once again be whole.

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The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

[Spaz59]

Originally posted by WARTHOG
Yes, they will resist, but the Prussians have been curing these ills for centuries and very few of their "patients" suffer long term ill effects
People who have their heads cut off also suffer 'few long term ill effects' as well.
:laugh: in a :evil: way.