View Full Version : Caption It #50 Bush n' Jacques
gopsdragon
03-12-03, 12:15 PM
I know what you're thinking punk. Is that his hand or a real gun? Considering this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your nuts clean off - you have to ask youself one question: Do I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?
Hoooooodoggie! You gotta lot of nose hairs Jackie! Wanna borrow my weed whacker?
Bush: I got a hemorrhoid named after you.
Jacques: Oui?
Hey Jacquie (Bush sniffs the air...), you STINK!
BUSH: "You're fuckin' with the wrong Texan, baby. You're prescious lil Eiffel Tower is going DOWN!"
*sniff ... sniff..* I smell kimchee! You're in cahoots with Jong Il fella!
gopsdragon
03-12-03, 12:32 PM
Where's your high and mighty f***ing french army now piss ant? What you say we go outside and talk - Texas style.
JasmineDreamz
03-12-03, 01:44 PM
"Ok Jacques, best 2 out of 3 for invasion. If I get the next round we're tied."
evereno
03-12-03, 02:00 PM
Hey Jacqueee, come here, (Jacques move close), you French pricks are mine!!!! After we deal with Sodom. I am going to put my foot so far up your arse that will be able to suck my big toe!!!!
Ether_Elemental
03-13-03, 11:36 PM
And I will love him and squeeze him and pet him and keep him forever, George!
Princess PeiPei
03-14-03, 08:26 AM
You think your going to pin me? I haven't even started yet!
Barb101
03-14-03, 09:30 AM
one... two... three... four... I declair thumb war!
Ether_Elemental
03-15-03, 09:28 PM
lol good one barb :thumbsup:
"....And zen i had zees bad wrash on my bawlls...."
shotglass
01-15-04, 03:26 PM
Let go of my hand, Jacque, you princess.
Spotter
01-17-04, 10:54 AM
"And one other thing, If those newspaper guy's don't quit fuckin' with Lance, I'm gonna rip 'em off. Got it?"
wrecker05
01-29-04, 01:54 AM
Chirac: We surrender. We surrender
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