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Why the hell do people insist on spelling it like this... bologna!!!
BALONEY!!! Is that a British thing or something. Bastards!
Sorry it's been eating at me. :rolleyes:
evereno
03-06-03, 06:28 PM
NO, it is simply how the "questionable" meat is spelled!!!
COMMIE! http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/32.gif
evereno
03-06-03, 06:41 PM
BASTARD Bring it on!!!!http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/shot.gif
Fuckin' padders.:rolleyes:
Or should I say... snow day? *zoink*
evereno
03-06-03, 07:04 PM
If you have nothing to contribute Dub, get out of the way, or prepaare for the following: http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/hang.gif
I have lots to contribute, but if a contribution is going to keep me from getting spanked, I'll just bite my tongue.:rolleyes:
evereno
03-06-03, 07:07 PM
In that case, let me go find empress for you, I know how she likes to:
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif
I have a monkey for her to paddle. He doesn't like bologna either. ;)
Hey, we're getting away from the "boloney" issue here!:mad:
BTW from now on monkey will be spelled.... monkgna.
evereno
03-06-03, 07:14 PM
I am not bothered by the term because baloney is just a variant of bologna.
I am also okay with it because Bologna tastes like crap and baloney in slng means "nonsense". Since these are both negative in my opinion I am fine with intertwined use.
Originally posted by cuda
BTW from now on monkey will be spelled.... monkgna.
That's the funniest damn thing cuda's ever said. It's not very far in front of the pack but it's leading.
The song just wouldn't sound the same......
"Ohhhhh, I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll saaaay.....Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-A-L-O-N-E-Y." :what: ;)
It's spelled that way because ot originated in the Town of Bologna in Italy..........sounds good anyway. :confused:
Good guess...
Bologna -- (cooked, smoked sausage)
Originated in Bologna, Italy; made of cured beef and pork, finely ground, with seasonings similar to frankfurters; available in rings, rolls or slices of varying diameters; fully cooked and ready to serve.
BEEF BOLOGNA is made exclusively of beef and has a definite garlic flavor.
CHUB BOLOGNA is a smooth mixture of beef and pork with bacon added.
HAM-STYLE BOLOGNA contains large cubes of lean cured pork.
Originally posted by Dave
...CHUB BOLOGNA is a smooth...
He said chub...heh heh
Originally posted by cuda
BTW from now on monkey will be spelled.... monkgna.
Goddamnit Cuda! You made pop come out of my nose and spill in my keyborard. CraP# Noe rHe guckInk dinks yRoken$
Sister Zombie
03-07-03, 01:59 PM
He's pretty good at doing that isn't he? :laugh:
Sideout
03-07-03, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by RodJSM
That's the funniest damn thing cuda's ever said. It's not very far in front of the pack but it's leading.
It's real close, but this is the funniest thing Cuda's ever said:
Originally posted by Cuda
what the...? Did you use your feet to make that?
:hehe:
Damnit!!!!!!!
*wipes pop from keybaort !$@#!%#!!!*
We still on topic here?
BTW, Bolongna is pronounced entirely different in Italian. Good trivia though Dave!
shotglass
03-07-03, 03:10 PM
My bologna has a first name, it's B-O-N-E-R!
Originally posted by cuda
We still on topic here?
BTW, Bolongna is pronounced entirely different in Italian. Good trivia though Dave!
Cuda, I thought I was talking out of my ass till I looked it up.....I just thought it looked a lot like mortadella, which is Italian (what are all those little white clumps of fat in there for) lol
My Chub is smooth too.......:OOPS:
Shotglass, why did that not surprise me? :hehe:
Originally posted by Kimmy
Shotglass, why did that not surprise me? :hehe:
Damn crack head. :rolleyes:
Pistol Pete
03-07-03, 06:25 PM
This whole thread is a bunch of baloney.:)
Originally posted by Pistol Pete
This whole thread is a bunch of baloney.:)
You're one to talk.:rolleyes:
Pistol Pete
03-07-03, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by JDub
You're one to talk.:rolleyes:
Hey! I resemble that remark. :smokin:
JBMoney
03-08-03, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by eagle3
Goddamnit Cuda! You made pop come out of my nose and spill in my keyborard. CraP# Noe rHe guckInk dinks yRoken$
I had to do a retake on that one... first read...
'You made come pop out of my nose and spill in my keyborard.'
JBMoney
03-08-03, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Sideout
It's real close, but this is the funniest thing Cuda's ever said:
:hehe:
Originally posted by Cuda
what the...? Did you use your feet to make that?
I agree... That was hella funny and in an evil laugh sort of way... which I highly approve of.
Princess PeiPei
03-10-03, 11:52 AM
So does anyone really eat the stuff??? :confused:
Sister Zombie
03-10-03, 12:00 PM
My husband will eat it if it's fried. :nuts: But he has to cook it himself if he wants to eat it.
Princess PeiPei
03-10-03, 12:08 PM
I would make him cook it outside!;)
gopsdragon
03-10-03, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Dave
Cuda, I thought I was talking out of my ass till I looked it up.....I just thought it looked a lot like mortadella, which is Italian (what are all those little white clumps of fat in there for) lol
My Chub is smooth too.......:OOPS:
Do I sound as much like a nerd as I feel when I answer questions like these?
The reason it reminded you of Mortadella Dave is because it is the American version of Mortadella. Mortadella reigns supreme over all the other salumi and salami in the Bolonga region and became synonymous with the area. So, when people here made it, they mistakenly called it Balonga.
There, you guys all learned something else about me - my favorite celebrity chef is Mario Batali and I watch him every opportunity I get.
Homer Simpson
03-10-03, 01:26 PM
Mmmmm... fried balony!
Originally posted by Sister Zombie
My husband will eat it if it's fried. :nuts:
The only restaurant that delivers lunch to my office has a fried baloney sandwich on it's menu... and they offer it as a breakfast meat w/eggs, too.
The day I really realized what a redneck at heart I am is the day I was bragging about my fried baloney sandwiches... I actually told someone they hadn't eaten fried baloney until they'd eaten mine...and now you've learned a little something about me, too. :scary:
Sister Zombie
03-10-03, 01:30 PM
It's gotta be a Buckeye thing, because my husband is from Ohio, too.
That cannot strictly be a Buckeye thing. I know lots of Okies that eat fried baloney too. Of course, they'd eat a turtle if you fried it.:nuts:
Sister Zombie
03-10-03, 01:43 PM
Hey, my husband eats turtle, too. I've even gone with him to set turtle traps. (but I didn't eat the turtle)
Sister Zombie
03-10-03, 01:44 PM
I wonder if they make turtle bologna?
JasmineDreamz
03-10-03, 01:59 PM
Turtle bologna? Why not? They sell turkey wieners...ewwwww :nolike:
How much meat can you get from a turkey weiner? Bet you've got to eat a LOT of those to get full. ;)
They're actually hung like donkeys.... the feathers just cover em up. ;)
Sister Zombie
03-10-03, 02:12 PM
Thanks Kimmy! I just snorted Mt. Dew through my nose!
Originally posted by eagle3
They're actually hung like donkeys.... the feathers just cover em up. ;)
I always thought that was the neck I was pulling out of the cavity of a frozen turkey.
Nah, I'm just full of balonie :hehe:
Originally posted by eagle3
They're actually hung like donkeys.... the feathers just cover em up. ;)
:scary:
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a12/a12.gif
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark....
Jdub, do you know who Dirty Sophie is?
(I can't believe I've spent my day talking about baloney and irritating songs!!)
Originally posted by Kimmy
Jdub, do you know who Dirty Sophie is?
(I can't believe I've spent my day talking about baloney and irritating songs!!)
No....should I?:rolleyes:
Personally I would have thought the recepient of the horse would be male, and have a wide rimmed hat, or something.:rolleyes:
Not that I think about that sort of thing.
Originally posted by Spaz59
Personally I would have thought the recepient of the horse would be male, and have a wide rimmed hat, or something.:rolleyes:
Not that I think about that sort of thing.
You mean like this?....:rolleyes: :D
http://www.geneastar.net/img/cel/bonaparte.jpg
Sure that's exactly what I meant.:rolleyes: :D
evereno
03-10-03, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Sister Zombie
My husband will eat it if it's fried. :nuts: But he has to cook it himself if he wants to eat it.
The thought is discussing. However, I have never heard of frying bologna, is that a Floridian custom?
evereno
03-10-03, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Sister Zombie
It's gotta be a Buckeye thing, because my husband is from Ohio, too.
Now, i get it, not Florida, but Ohio. New state bait.
Fried baloney isn't much different than a grilled hot dog.. it's just flat.
evereno
03-10-03, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Kimmy
Fried baloney isn't much different than a grilled hot dog.. it's just flat.
That does not change my thought much, just as gross. The fascination with mystery meat. One day, I will discuss the finer details of how these products are manufactured.:scary: :scary: :scary:
I don't wanna know :scary:
evereno
03-10-03, 06:10 PM
Nor did I. :baa:
My mom watched something about how they process food and I had to pack my lunch from home for the rest of the school year. I ate egg salad sandwiches and carrots and celery for 3 months!
JasmineDreamz
03-10-03, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Kimmy
Fried baloney isn't much different than a grilled hot dog.. it's just flat.
Hahaha, oh Kimmy, I just had a bad thought flash through my head..........road kill wieners.
Sister Zombie
03-10-03, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Kimmy
Fried baloney isn't much different than a grilled hot dog.. it's just flat.
Sometimes my husband will go to the deli and get a very thick slice of bologna, then cut it into cubes and fry it.
(should I pass out barf bags yet?)
Sister Zombie
03-10-03, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Kimmy
I don't wanna know :scary:
So you heard the story about how bologna is made from the lips, and face and leftover bits of the cow/pig, huh? I remember hearing that story, too.
Ok, it's time for the barf bags.
shotglass
03-11-03, 06:12 AM
SisZ, I also heard there were rectums, colons, and tumors in balogna.
Better get the economy size barf bags.....:rolleyes:
You all are not dragging me into this again today!!!
Originally posted by shotglass
SisZ, I also heard there were rectums, colons, and tumors in balogna.
Better get the economy size barf bags.....:rolleyes:
George Carlin did a bit on allowable "filth" in hotdogs. He claimed there is an allowable level of rodent hairs, roach droppings, and bug parts in hot dogs. He suggested they should advertise, "Yes, we have fewing roach droppings than the other leading brand!" :laugh:
That's OK, I still eat baloney and hot dogs. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. LOL
I'm glad I don't have morning sickness. Because I would surely be vomiting all over my computer. ;)
Princess PeiPei
03-12-03, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by Laurie
I'm glad I don't have morning sickness. Because I would surely be vomiting all over my computer. ;)
Man, I missed alot yesterday. Had to go home, my daughter has the flu.
Laurie, does this mean congratulations are in order?
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Laurie, does this mean congratulations are in order?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Man, I missed alot yesterday. Had to go home, my daughter has the flu.
Laurie, does this mean congratulations are in order?
Sorry about your daughter, PeiPei. Hope she feels better, soon.
And YES, anything having to do with me NOT having morning sickness is a reason to celebrate! ;) :hehe:
gopsdragon
03-12-03, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by shotglass
SisZ, I also heard there were rectums, colons, and tumors in balogna.
Better get the economy size barf bags.....:rolleyes:
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Man, I missed alot yesterday. Had to go home, my daughter has the flu.
Laurie, does this mean congratulations are in order?
Has she been checked for "ploitics" ppei? :confused:
Princess PeiPei
03-13-03, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by cuda
Has she been checked for "ploitics" ppei? :confused:
Unfortunately I had to take here to the ER. Poor thing couldn't stop throwing up. The Doc there told me not to worry about it that she was to young to get "ploitics". Thank goodness, I hear it is nasty!;)
evereno
03-13-03, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Unfortunately I had to take here to the ER. Poor thing couldn't stop throwing up. The Doc there told me not to worry about it that she was to young to get "ploitics". Thank goodness, I hear it is nasty!;)
However, it looks like you may have picked up ploitics. ;) ;) ;)
Princess PeiPei
03-13-03, 11:50 AM
D,oh!
Where do I get the cure??:) :hehe:
evereno
03-13-03, 12:15 PM
Ask Laurie, she is the resident Medical professional here. However, I am afraid there may not be a cure.
;) ;) :D
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