SURVIVOR SHOWDOWN VI: It's On!

[JBMoney]

Survivor Showdown VI is on folks!! There's a new group of media whores to bash and a new location, in the damp, hot, bug-infested Amazon jungle... and this time... it's the boys vs. the girls!

<a href="http://bressler.org/survivor/index.asp">Registration is open</a> and first week's picks are ready to go! Check out the <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor6/">CBS site</a> for biographies and previews.

If you registered on the Survivor Showdown 5 site, even if it was after the show, you will have to register again. Only one registration per person. The list of currently registered players is <a href="http://bressler.org/survivor/allscore.asp">here</a>.

See you there losers!

[squirrel monkey]

best game around bump

:thumbs:

[Barb101]

I think this might be the best one yet. Men vs women! I loved this first show. :thumbsup:

[JBMoney]

Hat Tricks for Week One (Boot: Ryan, Immunity: The Goils):

JBMoney
Barb101
Freak
tattletale
volgal
MrsKutz
Jailhous
Punky Monkee
squirrel monkey
pattmm
MartytheAmazonMoose
Jalynne
Kessie5
JayJayTheJetPlane
izadsyah
Khnum
redcup
Kurtis Blow
Shereebie
allie461
vanillaslave
Ned3,Omni4
gobinator
heatmiser
BarryKnoll
Ryan Senior
Tigo

[Dave]

How the hell did all those people get the hat trick??
Did I miss something?
I give up

[JBMoney]

Originally posted by Dave
How the hell did all those people get the hat trick??

They picked Ryan. :Poke:

[Dave]

And all those people just happened to get lucky and know that

[Miketheman]

yea.. I find it hard to believe also....

[JBMoney]

I wouldn't say that, but he was the favorite in pretty much every Survivor Poll, with Daniel a close second.

Daniel is already the favorite for next week:

http://www.dream-tools.com/tools/polls.mv?viewjava+s6bootpoll

[Miketheman]

thanks for the info now mabey I won't just stab in the dark for my pics

[JBMoney]

Well, not to be critical of anybody's playing style, but on the Survivor main page there has ALWAYS been a link to two sites (not including the official site) that have more information than you'd ever want to know about Survivor.

Some people choose to utilize those resources, some don't. I'm not convinced that the ones that do score better... BUT they've always been there.. no big mystery.

[Dave]

My Bad, I don't read that stuff, I'd rather make my own picks then rely on the thoughts of others.

[JBMoney]

Originally posted by Dave
My Bad, I don't read that stuff, I'd rather make my own picks then rely on the thoughts of others.

<center>Then quit you're damn belly-aching Frenchy!!!
:mad:</center>







:rolleyes:

[Barb101]

:laugh: :laugh:

[Dave]

whatever

[JBMoney]

Originally posted by Dave
whatever

You're starting to give a really high reading on my Sti-mometer. You better stop before I.... before I.
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triple the number of inspectors.

[Dave]

I'll go on my own, dont worry about it

[UN Inspector Clouseau]

Nothing to see here. Move along...

[STIBROKER]

Originally posted by JBMoney
high reading on my Sti-mometer..



what now.........what did I do .....I do not even do survivor.......

[Dave]

Sorry I was such an ass JB, just having another shitty week.

[JBMoney]

Originally posted by Dave
Sorry...

That's it. Hand over your guy pin.

[Dave]

If I didnt lose that when I got married then I definatley lost it somewhere in the divorce, with everything else

[JBMoney]

Week One 'Showdown' Stats:

http://bressler.org/survivor/images/s6_w1.gif

[JBMoney]

DIAGNOSED: Daniel Lue, the Survivor: Amazon contestant who flubbed the balance beam challenge last week, was diagnosed with malaria last Wednesday, reports the Houston Chronicle. The tax accountant, who took antimalaria medication prior to and after returning from his jungle voyage, is recovering at home.

[JBMoney]

Week 3 Hat Tricks
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Barb101
Khnum
BarryKnoll
squirrel monkey
Freak
izadsyah
Tigo
drdave
SuRvIvOrPhAn1017
MongoTheUnworthy
gallantt
dynagirl
1stGrader
JeepChick
J.Se
BassinFool
diva2456

[Dave]

Last nights show, did anybody get a kick out of the flirting that was going on during the first challenge?

I was laughing at the lame lines the guys were using and how the women appeared to be sucking it up until they turned around and went for the kill...........boy women are good at that. :Boobies: :Lovers: :sperm:

[Sideout]

yeah - and how Rob has apparently never talked to an actual woman before :hehe:

[Dave]

LOL, Rob uses that Goofy, Dork tactic....only I dont think it's a tactic :nerd:

[JBMoney]

Yes, that was fairly entertaining.

Jenna in particular was interesting. Remember that she made the comment in the very first episode on how disappointed she was that tribes were going to be boy/girl and how it was definitely her intention to use her womanly charm to survive votes. Last night she was making eyes at EVERYONE. So that strategy may still be a factor.

I would be pretty certain though that after another week or so, nobody is going to WANT to be in close quarters with anyone else, if they can avoid it. Some of the women are already being affected pretty badly (e.g., Heidi losing hair already and a lot of weight). Deena may be the only girl that actually looks better by the end, looks like she already lost 15 pounds out there and was even starting to look feminine for a minute or two.

The comment was made to me regarding how the men really look like a bunch of sexist, sex hungry morons, but you have to remember that CBS is editing 3 days, two tribes and 14 people into maybe 45 minutes. They're going to pick stuff that people react to. So... you have a bunch of guys who really don't have any diversion other than light fishing, getting water, and keeping up the camp, spending 3 days with each other. They are going to talk about everything under the sun and that was the most interesting thing in their camp for CBS to show. It must be pretty boring there.

If the women tribe's problems just getting basic necessities and a camp wasn't eating all their TV time, you'd see the same sort of chatter over there. As it turns out, their struggle just to survive was their most interesting story.

[Sideout]

LOL - ya know Dave, not that I want to start something here...well maybe I do for entertainment purposes...anyway - since this is being touted as a 'battle of the sexes' survivor, have you notice a conspicuous lack of 'everyone drag the cart through a course' or 'everyone row the boats in a relay' type challenges?
hmmm... :confused:

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3977

[Sideout]

exactly [sorry I missed that other thread] - last night was the same way :confused:

[JDub]

Originally posted by Sideout
sorry
:worry:
*ducks*

[Dave]

JB, it appears that this venue for Survivor lacks adequate places for the participants to get clean, when they are near an ocean the salt water helps them remove some of what mother nature put or layered on their bodies. The water they are bathing in now is full of pirana and snakes and it doesn't look very clean, it looks mucky.

And did you see how dirty the girl's clothes were at the challenge, they all looked like Cinderella after cleaning the fireplace.

The hygiene thing has to be getting to the women, although they did win some products and cleaning tools such as the nail clippers...but did you see the nail clippers?? it was covered in rust...where did they get that?? It looks like something you would have dug from the dirt as a child while playing, like a matchbox car that was mia and burried in the ground for a few years.

When the show first started last night I thought the girls were done, their camp was a mess and they looked like they had it....but by the end, they had gotten their act together and cleaned up. The guys are looking pretty pathetic right now (as I look for paying such close attention to this stupid show)...ahh, what competition does to ones soul.

[JBMoney]

Yeah, that water was something else. They'd make a little splash and you'd see all the gunk rise to the top. Nasty business. No way they were actually getting clean, just moving it around.

That has sometimes been the case. In Suvivor Africa (3) they had virtually nothing to wash with. One tribe's water location was only 3-4 inches deep, with long grass growing in it and it was full of animal waste. They went out to wash once and noted how an elephant had just crapped in the middle of their water hole. The other tribes was not much better.

I'd expect that one of the next reward challenges will have something to do with a supply of fresh water, like the big barrel in S3.

You got me thinking about the other series, and, not that it's related, but IMHO S4 was probably the most unremarkable out of all of them. Nothing really memorable except Sarah's breasts.

[Dave]

I missed the Africa series, I lost interest after the second Survivor and only started watching again because of the contest here.....when are the behind the scenes tapes coming out so we can see the nude bathing scene, I was waiting for the chicka chicka boom music to start playing.

I think it is now confirmed that Heidi is surgically enhanced. Natural boobies just don't hang that way.

[Sideout]

silicone + starvation = :(
LOL

[Dave]

So in another couple weeks she will be a skeleton with two clear bags of saline hanging from her ribs???

[Sideout]

Originally posted by Dave
So in another couple weeks she will be a skeleton with two clear bags of saline hanging from her ribs???

what do you mean 'will be'? :hehe:

[Dave]

My gym teacher didn't look like that, these kids today have everything!

[JBMoney]

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/entertainment/columns.nsf/Gail+Pennington/F06CAEB76000A49886256CDA00248328?OpenDocument&Headline=A+sneak+snack++blindsides+

A sneak snack blindsides "Survivor" exile
GAil Pennington
Post-Dispatch

02/27/2003

Janet Koth demands a lie detector test. The focus of her outrage: a contraband snack that cut short her stay on "Survivor: The Amazon."

"It wasn't me," she says when asked about the Great Granola Bar Incident. "I was totally set up."

Koth, 47, a nurse-travel consultant-abstinence counselor from Manchester, became the first woman to exit the show after the all-female Jabaru tribe lost last week's immunity challenge. Since then, she's been making the whirlwind rounds of talk shows, from CBS' "Early Show" last Friday to "Late Show With David Letterman" on Monday, with "Caroline Rhea," "Inside Edition" and "Entertainment Tonight" in between.

Everywhere, people have the same things to say. First, they tell her how great she looks. Then, they ask about the granola bar.

Etc....

[JBMoney]

Dynagirl's Synopsis is available, as well as stats for last week.

http://bressler.org/survivor/index.asp

http://bressler.org/survivor/images/s6_w3.gif

[JBMoney]

Hat Tricks - Week 4
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Barb101
Khnum
BarryKnoll
squirrel monkey
JBMoney
tattletale
volgal
MrsKutz
Punky Monkee
pattmm
MartytheAmazonMoose
Jalynne
Kessie5
Kurtis Blow
Freak
Ned3,Omni4
JayJayTheJetPlane
izadsyah
Tigo
SuRvIvOrPhAn1017
heatmiser
vanillaslave
allie461
Sprinkles
JeepChick
Shereebie
Cheeky Rafiki
Sam_I_Am
Anna Conda

[JBMoney]

Week Four stats... booyah...

http://bressler.org/survivor/images/s6_w4.gif

[JBMoney]

Dynagirl's Week Four Synopsis is up.

Late but not forgotten.

http://bressler.org/survivor/index.asp

[Texan]

Where is mine?

[JBMoney]

Hat Tricks in Week Five
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JJ.Se
allie461



Now that's what I like to see.

(fucker is censoring *.Se)

[JBMoney]

The Week FIVE Stats... sorry they are so late.

http://bressler.org/survivor/images/s6_w5.gif

[JBMoney]

Dynagirl's Week Five Synopsis is up.

http://bressler.org/survivor/index.asp

[JBMoney]

Week Six Stats:

http://bressler.org/survivor/images/s6_w6.gif


Only TWO Hat Tricks:
MartytheAmazonMoose
diva2456

[JBMoney]

ZERO Hat Tricks in Week Seven.

Only two players picked Roger for Week Seven.

Dynagirl' Week Six Synopsis is up.

[Dave]

Who would have thought...they are doing a good job of hiding who people are looking to vote out this year.

On a second note

If Heidi loses anymore weight you will be able to see through her.

[JBMoney]

<p>Five players won the Hat Trick in week eight. Here's the stats:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://bressler.org/survivor/images/s6_w8.gif" width="374" height="467"></p>
<p>The Week Seven stats that I completely forgot to post:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://bressler.org/survivor/images/s6_w7.gif" width="377" height="494"></p>

[JBMoney]

One Hat Trick for Week 10: JayJayTheJetPlane

Barb101 takes a huge nosedive after being Top 10 for the whole game! :cry:

[Barb101]

I did, I really blew it this time :cry: :cry:

[Barb101]

:cry:

[Freak]

geesh...i was 0 for 3 for tonights show.

[Barb101]

Same here Freak. This one definately threw me for a loop.:what:

[JBMoney]

This one is going to be a wipe out for everyone. Scores on the way.

[JBMoney]

ZERO hat tricks.

The two top scorers are now placed #32 & #34.

I'd bet most people got negative points, but haven't finished that page yet.

[JBMoney]

10 Negatives, Many Zeros.

[Barb101]

Great job John! #3!!:thumbsup: Looks like I'm out of the running again.:cry:

[JBMoney]

Hat Tricks - Week 12:

Punky Monkee
Kessie5
JBMoney
izadsyah
Tigo
allie461
Jailhous
JayJayTheJetPlane
Sprinkles
heatmiser
Buffy
Ryan Senior

[Barb101]

CBS's Survivor is now taking applications. I think I'll send my tape in!! NOT! :rolleyes:
Apply to be on Survivor (http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor8/)

[JBMoney]

the horror... the horror...

least deserving Survivor Winner EVAH!!!

[Barb101]

Damn John I know. I can't believe that skanky bitch got all those votes. This was the best Survivor ever till that happened.:what:

[JBMoney]

outwhine, outloaf, outconceit

[Barb101]

LOL, you got that right! I feel really bad for Matt too. That man deserved it more than anyone. IMO

[Freak]

Well, I missed my picks once again. Hell, I even missed the show. (I was actually going to watch it.) I had to weigh Survivor vs. and two sexy ladies with booze at my house all weekend. I guess it wasn't really a match up:hehe:.