Where are my fucking fans?!

[Freida]

I'm so fucking bored. I have no one stalking me or trying in vain to get my attention. I just walked through a room FULL of men, and not one stared at my boobs. And I was on full alert.

I went for a short walk down the street this afternoon (presumably to get a breath of fresh air, but I was really just walking to be seen), and didn't get any bites. Not one.

Now I ask you, what's the point of being pretty with hair that turns other women green with envy if no one notices? What's the point of staring at a man and sending him "You want to fuck me up one side and down the other" vibes if those vibes get scrambled during transmit? There's no point! No point to existing if men don't want me and women don't hate me because they can't be me.

Am I getting old? Does my push-up bra need more push? Have my golden locks lost their luster? Or has the whole town just turned gay? That must be it. All the men in the cap city have switched teams.

I work hard to work it in a subtle way. I try not to be too obvious but to leave them wondering if maybe...just maybe. That's my angle.

My friend just called me and said she leaned over to a guy she's been flirting with for a few months now and flat out asked him, "Are we ever going to have sex?" That's her angle. But she's also 2 years older than me. I hope that isn't what it's come to for me.

I'm giving it one week and a new bra. If I don't see some improvement in my situation, I'm going to have to take drastic measures. I don't know what they are yet, but they'll be drastic.

Honestly, this little dry spell has caused me to question the greater meaning of the world...

[shotglass]

Maybe you need a new angle. How about a tongue spike? Dye your hair a different color. Start your own internet porn site.

Besides, not enough of us know what you look like to make an honest judgement. Maybe throw a picture out there and we will be glad to help you.

[STIBROKER]

how about just walk in to bedroom were you know that your husband is laying watching tv....strip down buck nekid....and stradel his face and sit on it,,,,,,....been married for 13 years and still waiting on that one........

[JBMoney]

Freida has got 'it'. I can vouch for that.

If you need someone to be lecherous, you know where I can be found. ;)

[Dave]

I got wood just reading that and I have no idea what you look like...feel better now ;)

I'd love to know what the "You want to fuck me up one side and down the other" look looks like.

[Freak]

*thud* as my head hits the desk after reading that post. I like women like that:)

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Freida
I'm so fucking bored. I have no one stalking me or trying in vain to get my attention. I just walked through a room FULL of men, and not one stared at my boobs. And I was on full alert.


Please post picture of said boobs. We promise to stare. :hehe:

[Freida]

I'd love to know what the "You want to fuck me up one side and down the other" look looks like.

Sometimes, when I'm talking to a man (doesn't matter what we're talking about...perferably something work-related), I stare into his eyes and picture myself stradling his lap. I don't think they know exactly what I'm thinking, but they know something's up. Then when they stand up to walk away, I like to shoot a noticable glace at their crotch. I raise my eyebrows to indicate, "I like what I see." That always gets an inquisitive grin.

[Freida]

how about just walk in to bedroom were you know that your husband is laying watching tv....strip down buck nekid....and stradel his face and sit on it,,,,,,....been married for 13 years and still waiting on that one........

He doesn't watch TV. He's always at the damn computer, building Rome. Fuck ROME! Fuck those peasants and their clay pottery. *sweeps luscious hair over her shoulder and regains compsure*

[groovehouse]

Originally posted by STIBROKER
how about just walk in to bedroom were you know that your husband is laying watching tv....strip down buck nekid....and stradel his face and sit on it,,,,,,....been married for 13 years and still waiting on that one........

me too! :bore:

[Dave]

Originally posted by Freida
Sometimes, when I'm talking to a man (doesn't matter what we're talking about...perferably something work-related), I stare into his eyes and picture myself stradling his lap. I don't think they know exactly what I'm thinking, but they know something's up. Then when they stand up to walk away, I like to shoot a noticable glace at their crotch. I raise my eyebrows to indicate, "I like what I see." That always gets an inquisitive grin.

That's just about the coolest fucking thing I have ever heard a woman say.....well, second coolest......a woman once told me to cum on her face, that will be hard to beat. :cool:

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by groovehouse
me too! :bore:

Whew! Got Stibroker and groovehouse beat :cool:

[cuda]

Originally posted by gopsdragon
Whew! Got Stibroker and groovehouse beat :cool:

:laugh:

[shotglass]

Originally posted by Freida
...Then when they stand up to walk away, I like to shoot a noticable glace at their crotch. I raise my eyebrows to indicate, "I like what I see." That always gets an inquisitive grin.


Isn't that sexual harassment? Especially in California?

[Ty]

Originally posted by shotglass
Isn't that sexual harassment? Especially in California?

Only if they don't like it. :hehe:

[Mando]

Remember, in California they can change there mind midstream and then it becomes harassment.

Here’s how it goes,

Himmm, they kinda like it when I do that, makes them think kinky……some twig snaps in the mind…..God damn it that’s harassment, I am offended, how dare them, and unprovoked too….

[Freida]

I'm back in the game. Sometimes, a girl just needs the right tight sweater to get the universe spinning around her. I found such a sweater and am back in my rhythm.

I encourage those of you who know me to camp outside my office. That is, unless you have better things to do than stare at a woman's breasts in a thin, close fitting sweater when it's only 50 degrees outside.

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Freida
I'm back in the game. Sometimes, a girl just needs the right tight sweater to get the universe spinning around her. I found such a sweater and am back in my rhythm.

I encourage those of you who know me to camp outside my office.

Tease :Broken:

[Laurie]

Originally posted by Freida
I'm back in the game. Sometimes, a girl just needs the right tight sweater to get the universe spinning around her. I found such a sweater and am back in my rhythm.

I encourage those of you who know me to camp outside my office. That is, unless you have better things to do than stare at a woman's breasts in a thin, close fitting sweater when it's only 50 degrees outside.


It's negative 10 degrees here, and I'm not wearing a bra. Guess I got you beat. ;) These puppies can't get much harder. :Boobies:

[Barb101]

I wonder if it's catching, now my nipples are hard too :hehe:

My golden locks look awesome with my new sweater too.......oh wait I don't have golden locks :rolleyes:

[Freida]

I'll be parading my breats (and my golden locks) at Gallagher's tonight. Hot damn, honey lamb, I feel good.

[JasmineDreamz]

OMG!!! We've got "nipplitis".......doctor doctor, I need a cure quick.:D

[JBMoney]

Originally posted by Barb101
I wonder if it's catching, now my nipples are hard too :hehe:

Me too... Maybe it's the baby oil.

I need to stop that, stains my dress shirts.

[Barb101]

Damn John, now they're hard for a reason:D

[Laurie]

Apply that baby oil further south. Might be more distracting that stains on your shirt.

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Freida
I'll be parading my breats (and my golden locks) at Gallagher's tonight. Hot damn, honey lamb, I feel good.

Frieda,

Just wanted to let you know that your fan club was at Gallagher's, but it was closed for a private party.

Very sad,

Your fan club:cry:

[shotglass]

I need editing privileges in here.......:hehe:

[Laurie]

I do, and I have no idea why. :what:

[Mando]

I just want to watch!:)

[Dave]

Originally posted by Freida
I'm back in the game. Sometimes, a girl just needs the right tight sweater to get the universe spinning around her. I found such a sweater and am back in my rhythm.

I encourage those of you who know me to camp outside my office. That is, unless you have better things to do than stare at a woman's breasts in a thin, close fitting sweater when it's only 50 degrees outside.


I really need to move to the west coast.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Laurie
It's negative 10 degrees here, and I'm not wearing a bra. Guess I got you beat. ;) These puppies can't get much harder. :Boobies:

Laurie, you could wear a burlap sack and still turn the head of a dead man. :cool:

[Laurie]

Originally posted by Dave
Laurie, you could wear a burlap sack and still turn the head of a dead man. :cool:


That'll earn you points. :smooch:

[Dave]

What's my total so far, and when do I get my prize? ;)

[Freida]

Just wanted to let you know that your fan club was at Gallagher's, but it was closed for a private party.

Wow! I didn't know I had a fan club. Sure, I always suspected it, but the confirmation really perked me up. :p

[gopsdragon]

Originally posted by Freida
Wow! I didn't know I had a fan club. Sure, I always suspected it, but the confirmation really perked me up. :p

Both me and the wife, but we went late enough JB$ had to take the first ride that came along. :(