Yo mama!

[shotglass]

Your mama is so fat after I get done having sex with her I roll over twice and I'm still on her.

Your mama is such a ho she signed up for 10 10 220 for all those booty calls she gets.

[Bucko]

Your mama's so ugly she can make a freight train take a dirt road.

:what:

[Barb101]

Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.:rolleyes:

[shotglass]

Your mama's hair is so nappy she has to take a pain pill just to brush it.

[Eagle3]

Your mamma's so fat she's got satellites in orbit around her.

[cuda]

Yo momma so fat, the last time she wore heels she struck oil.

[cuda]

Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

[Sideout]

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips!

Your momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!

[Laurie]

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy"

[shotglass]

she fell in love...and broke it!!!
she has to put on her belt with a boomarang!
I have to take a train, a plane, and 2 buses to get on her good side!
a picture of her fell off the wall!
her tailor takes her measurements in light years!
her picture takes two frames!
her favorite blouse is a tent!
her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."!



Snagged from:


http://www.geocities.com/featherpoint/fatmama.html

[cuda]

Shotglass took all the fun out of this thread. :mad: Thread Killer!

[Eagle3]

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

[cuda]

Stop talkin bout my momma!:(

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, she make's Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.....

[JDub]

...she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

[STIBROKER]

yo mama is so fat after I was was finished having sex with her I rolled over 3 times and I was still on the bitch.....

[JDub]

Yo mama's so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.

[Dave]

Yo Mama is so fat she paints her toenails with a can of Krylon

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says... "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".....

[Pistol Pete]

Yo mama's so fat she's got Navy hull numbers painted on her butt.

[STIBROKER]

yo mama is so stupid that one day last winter when i said "it's chilly outside" she ran to the kitchen for a spoon.....

[Freak]

yo mamma's in my bed:rolleyes:

[shotglass]

So we gonna go here again, eh?

http://bushwhacked.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1792


You mama so dumb she studied all night for a blood test.

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time.......

[Eagle3]

Originally posted by shotglass
So we gonna go here again, eh?

http://bushwhacked.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1792


You mama so dumb she studied all night for a blood test.
:laugh: I knew someone would reference the old thread!

Your mama's so fat, when she fell out of bed she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

[JDub]

Originally posted by shotglass
So we gonna go here again, eh?

http://bushwhacked.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1792


You mama so dumb she studied all night for a blood test.

Originally posted by cuda
Shotglass took all the fun out of this thread. :mad: Thread Killer!

Again, shotglass?:hehe:

:OOPS: Forgot my content. You're mama's so tall she has a part-time job changing street lamp bulbs.

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat that her highschool yearbook photo
was an aerial view......

[Freak]

Yo mama would like to say something, but her mouth is fullhttp://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/crz_74.gif

[STIBROKER]

yo mama is so stupid she thought the square root of pi was rhubarb.......

[micron]

she is so big she creates her own weather patterns.

[JDub]

Yo mama's so big she's got her own zip code.

[STIBROKER]

yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is a letter of apology from the condom factory...

[STIBROKER]

yo mama so ugly ... she went to an ugly contest and they told her,
" no professionals please".........

[micron]

she is so ugly they dip her head in dough to make gorilla biscuits

[Dave]

Yo Mama is so fat, they have a picture of her in a circle with a slash at the all you can eat China Buffet

[Freak]

your moma is so fat, she went to the top of the St. Louis arch and it turned into a McDonalds sign

[STIBROKER]

when I walked in Yo mamas house, the roaches tripped me and the rats stole my wallet..........

[Freak]

yo mama is so poor she goes to weddings to pick up the rice for food.

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.....

[Freak]

yo moma is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy clothes by the acre.........

[Freak]

yo moma is so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it...

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling............

[Freak]

yo mama is so ugly, when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning people

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a jungle gym for a walker........

[Freak]

yo mama is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.......

[jillamanda]

http://www.donaldchase.com/jokes/yomamma.asp






.......this should take care of the yo mamma jokes.............

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.........

[Freak]

Originally posted by jillamanda
http://www.donaldchase.com/jokes/yomamma.asp
......this should take care of the yo mamma jokes.............


there were mom jokes there? i started looking around at the porn and missed them....

ok, back to the topic....

yo moma just left my house.

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.............

[Timekeeper]

Yo mama's so fat she got a job with Water World as a wave making machine

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so fat, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"........

[Timekeeper]

Yo mama's so fat she catches jumbo jets........

....in her belly button

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide..........

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.........

[Spaz59]

This Thread is the official thread of Jankness.

All those who post on her are either defectives, degenerates, both or venom.

I thank you.

[JBMoney]

That's why it's down here. ;)

[Dave]

Originally posted by Spaz59
This Thread is the official thread of Jankness.

All those who post on her are either defectives, degenerates, both or venom.

I thank you.

I've been called worse:scary:

[Spaz59]

You obviously don't know venom.

[STIBROKER]

hey spaz59....Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway..........

[STIBROKER]

hey spaz59...Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.....

[STIBROKER]

hey spaz59....Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".........

[Spaz59]

I am allowed to be personal here?

Cos I'm so irritated:(

What?:scary:

You don't believe me?:rolleyes:

Well, I'm shocked at you. Shocked.

[STIBROKER]

SPAZ59.........Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.........

[empressgabby]

Okay everyone, let's get off of mama's. After all, i just got off yours!

:p :thumbs: :thumbsup: :Boobies:

[STIBROKER]

yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.......

[STIBROKER]

Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex.............

[cuda]

Mod powers are cool! ;)

[Texan]

Originally posted by cuda
Mod powers are cool! ;)

What did ya do Cuda??
Yes, Mod powers are cool.... I'll be back later. Gotta go visit another site.............where I have more POWER. :hehe:

[cuda]

merged it with the original thread...:)

[STIBROKER]

Originally posted by cuda
merged it with the original thread...:)


hey cuda.....Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back...........

[Freak]

Originally posted by STIBROKER
did you kiss my wife????????

No, but I kissed yo mama...

;)