Olsen Twins Appreciation Thread

[JBMoney]

No particular reason for this thread. Carry on.

[Dave]

It's funny you should post that because I always had a thought about those two that I kept to myslef till now......let me share......those two are destined to do bad (or good as some may see it) things when they get older.

Had a couple of cents in my pocket that I felt like getting rid of.

[cuda]

*HONK HONK!!*;)

[groovehouse]

the olsen sisters are going to grow up to be like these two (http://www.etonline.com/celebrity/a11389.htm)...maybe.

They used to have their own website, but it's down.

[JBMoney]

The Olsen Twins are about 6 years ahead of The Hilton Sisters.

They've had their own complete clothes line for a couple years. They have their own magazine. They put out a few movies a year. They put out records. Etc. Etc.

At the rate they are going, they will put Martha Stewart (pre-scandal) to shame by the time they are as old as the Hiltons.

http://www.marykateandashley.com/

[groovehouse]

wow, you're really an olsen twin fan!!

[JBMoney]

I've never seen a thing they've done (except for the occasional 30 seconds of Full House while changing the channels), yet they are most definitely a phenomenon and an anomaly that is just now starting to spread its evil tentacles into the mainstream.

Also, for the last year or more they consistently show up as one of the top 20 search terms used to find bressler.org. In fact, a great deal of the time they dominated with 4-5 entries in the Top Ten. I don’t know why that is, but as a result, I feel I owe them the occasional post here or on the front page as homage.

The gods must be appeased.

When they finally resort to lesbian sister porn… then I will be a fan.

[groovehouse]

Originally posted by JBMoney
When they finally resort to lesbian sister porn… then I will be a fan.

yeah.. me too, call me up when they do!

maybe they'll end up like these two

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/4570000/4578697.gif

[JBMoney]

Thanks to Freida for the pic...

[Dave]

JB, I saw them last night and thought of you...they are getting closer aren't they?

[JBMoney]

http://olsentwins.syndk8.net/

[cuda]

Countdown (http://www.chasebrown.com/olson.htm)

[cuda]

http://www.enduringvision.com/archives/olson_twins.htm

Olson Twins To Star In "Mature" Movie

by Josh Righter

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson -- better known in the entertainment industry and to millions of preteen girls across America as simply the "Olson Twins" -- will soon make their debut in the more "mature" movie market, a move that has drawn both praise and controversy from both fans and others in Hollywood.

The gigantic popularity levels enjoyed by the twins are certainly no accident; first being recognized as the adorable Michelle on the long-running TV sitcom "Full House", the two have gone on to appear in almost twenty feature films, two other television shows -- one currently still producing new episodes and the other being shown in syndication -- books, video games, clothing, breakfast cereals, disease inoculations, and more.

However, the upcoming mature film they are starring in -- a movie entitled "Wild Riders" that details the misadventures of the girls as they traverse across the nation -- is a significant departure from their previous preteen oriented, optimistic, boy-crazy fare, something that former co-star Bob Saget sees as a "big mistake".

"They've found what they're good at, what makes them money, what brings in popularity," said Saget in an interview at his trailer in the back of a California dump, where he currently resides. "I'm not sure if this 'mature' movie thing is a good move, career-wise."

Saget then pleaded with our reporter to lend him money, and eventually had to be escorted away by police.

But John Stamos, another former costar of the twins, isn't concerned with the career of the girls, but rather the reaction of their fans to the new movie.

"They've got loads of preteen girls worshipping at their feet," he said. "What are those girls going to do if they get a load of the new movie? Are they going to emulate the twins' behaviour?"

Stamos added that his wife is "really hot".

Certainly, Stamos' point is viewed as valid by many parents across the nation; "Wild Riders", which received an "R" rating, is not intended for children, as demonstrated by an early press screening that the Enduring Vision was able to attend.

"Hey, you sexy bastard," Mary-Kate purrs lasciviously to a stranger in one scene of the movie. "Are we going to fuck, or are you going to be an asshole?"

"Die, motherfuckers!" screams Ashley in another scene, shooting several innocent people in the faces with a shotgun and sporting a shirt that reads, "Osama bin Laden Is Awesome".

In their defense, the twins said in a press conference that they "can't be held responsible" for what their fans choose to do, and that their new movie is a "natural" evolution of their careers.

"We can't, like, stay kids forever," Ashley said. "And to be honest, me and my sister are just kind of tired of doing movies where we travel to other continents, get into all kinds of trouble caused by our bubble-headed attitudes and complete lack of self-respect with regard to the opposite sex, cleverly devise a way to capture crime-ring leaders, and win the hearts of our objects of affection, who are almost as vacuous as we are."

But the twins' statements may not be enough to ease the concerns of parents of preteen Olson fans.

"I don't want my daughter wanting to emulate those girls now," said one Wisconsin mother firmly. "I wish they'd just go back to the days of vapid, shallow behaviour that undermines the intelligence and integrity of real role models and gives little girls a set of values dictated by the opinions of others and what clothing is currently trendy.

"Now that," added the mother, "is something my daughter can aspire to."

[groovehouse]

here they are at the VMA's

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020830/capt.1030671655.mtv_awards_xnyr104.jpg (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020830/168/2560e.html)

edit... damn, should've 'attached' that image...

[JBMoney]

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[Dave]

Does the same one always stand on the left (and the same one on the right for that matter)

[groovehouse]

Originally posted by Dave
Does the same one always stand on the left (and the same one on the right for that matter)

sh!t, who would know?! :rolleyes:

[JBMoney]

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[JDub]

Technically, I'd like to help them out with that problem.;)

*washes mouth out with soap*:hehe:

[groovehouse]

"technically"?? hmmm...

[Dave]

'Technically", I wonder if they do everything together...

[JDub]

Maybe that IS their technicality. They probably figure if they get it on with each other (identical DNA) then TECHNICALLY it would be masturbation?!:rolleyes:

[Dave]

Jdub..think they have tape??

[JDub]

Originally posted by Dave
Jdub..think they have tape??

We could be so lucky! Such an artifact would command quite a price in my book. I imagine I am not alone.

[JBMoney]

:(

[JBMoney]

:scary: This thread was all the way on the second page.

[Julie]

There is no denying that they are very attractive young women... and if they're making a squillion in the process primarily because of this... I say, good luck to them. But that last photo is, in my view, a little... er.... lolita come (no pun intended) lesbian sister-like. Eeewwww... :confused:

[Dave]

And they are rich too....



http://people.aol.com/people/magazine/coverstoryexcerpt/0,11369,408708,00.html

[JBMoney]

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[Freak]

I think I am going to hell for my thoughts of those two.:evil:

[Dave]

Freak, their PR agent should go to hell for marketing them so men between the ages of 18 and 95 look at them with bad intentions.

[Kimmy]

I can't figure this one out. It was just on our local news that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are going to attend University of Dayton. Why?!!

[shotglass]

*checking housing pricing in Dayton*

[Barb101]

I think the one on the right is prettier in that last pic. I bet she'll be the first one to pose in Playboy. :hehe:

[Kimmy]

Originally posted by shotglass
*checking housing pricing in Dayton*


It's probably about half what you're paying now. Ohio's calling you, Shotglass... the rollercoaster.. the Olsen twins... what more do you need?

[Freak]

Originally posted by Kimmy
... what more do you need?

The national champs too!:rolleyes:

[Dave]

Originally posted by Kimmy
It's probably about half what you're paying now. Ohio's calling you, Shotglass... the rollercoaster.. the Olsen twins... what more do you need?

You forgot the fact that you are there......think of the years of experience you have over the Olsens, combined :)

[Kimmy]

Originally posted by Freak
The national champs too!:rolleyes:

yeah, but we also have the Bengals... kinda cancels that out as a plus

[Kimmy]

Originally posted by Dave
You forgot the fact that you are there......think of the years of experience you have over the Olsens, combined :)

Well, of course, Dave... I thought that went without saying ;)

[JBMoney]

I removed this because of a leecher, but wanted to add it back.

BTW, I saw an article at the doctor's office, I *think* it was a People magazine, that listed their net wealth... but someone stole the page.

Anyhow, they were the main feature of the article which I assume means they 'blew out' the Hilton Sisters who were listed about six pages back with a net wealth of $300 million.

[JBMoney]

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[Dave]

JB...I think they could use a fashion consultant, who better than you to perform such a service

[Wham Valdez]

Haven't been here for a while, hope this wasn't posted already!

Deformed Olsen Triplet Found (http://www.theonion.com/onion3928/lapd_discovers.html)

[Laurie]

:laugh:

[Dave]

Who luvs ya JB!

[cuda]

*bump* :cool:

[wrecker05]

They are what 15 now? Why do their faces have more wrinkles than a 40 year old?