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JBMoney
06-24-02, 07:39 PM
I just 'pumped some iron' and am hitting the showers. What should I do next? I need guidance.

Please give a reason.
Bucko
06-24-02, 09:05 PM
Download porn

Reason: Your heart is pumping and the blood is flowing after pumping iron. Why not use that fotified blood for mans most
important organ? None of the other activities require that much
blood flow to operate. The fact that the porn doesn't required
much blood to mentally enjoy is a bonus. Ypu'll now have reserves for more important physiological requirements.
Laurie
06-24-02, 09:43 PM
Download porn. It's not as if the other choices are worthy of any type of fun.

And as Bucko said....you're endorphins are jazzed and you're feeling good. Skip the shower. Sweat while surfing porn is good.
Mando
06-25-02, 12:27 AM
Just do it man.
Eagle3
06-25-02, 06:32 AM
Porn

Games require thinking. Downloading porn doesn't. Give your noggin a rest.

Don't have to configure anything ('cept maybe your shorts)

Games ya gotta set up your controls, remember key commands.... Porn? All ya need is some Jergens Jerk Sauce and a box of tissue!

Games? There's always a possiblity of losing. Porn? You're always a WINNER!
Laurie
06-25-02, 08:02 AM
Men will be men.
Eagle3
06-25-02, 08:30 AM
Yes we will. Would you women have it any other way? :D
Bucko
06-25-02, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Laurie
Men will be men.

Hey..I resemble that remark :)
Sideout
06-25-02, 12:26 PM
Update bressler.org

So when you DO update the frontpage, you won't have to apologize for NOT updating it because you've been downloading porn instead.
slacker *grin* :cool:
Laurie
06-25-02, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by eagle3
Yes we will. Would you women have it any other way? :D


That depends. ;)
shotglass
06-26-02, 07:48 AM
Download some Never Winter Nights porn and study it.

Then update the front page with it.
Eagle3
06-26-02, 07:55 AM
Shot Glass. I take back all those rotten Marine jokes. You're a genius. :hehe:
Rguess21
07-02-02, 01:03 AM
Play Silent Hill 2, Restless Dreams, on your X-box. Reason being 1.-- other-- wasn't a choice, 2. after 6+ continous hours of playing, you won't be able to move your thumbs to pick up the weights, thereby preventing the delima from ever occuring again.:nuts:
Dave
10-10-02, 08:23 PM
Porn, no reason necessary
STIBROKER
10-10-02, 08:23 PM
I'm just glade to see Bucko around...where have you been man...
JDub
10-10-02, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by STIBROKER
I'm just glade to see Bucko around...where have you been man...

Did I miss something? Are you tripping again, Stibroker? I have heard nothing about any Bucko sightings.:what:
Freak
10-18-02, 11:03 AM
Porn.

1. There is no such thing as too much porn.
2. More porn is added to the 'net every minute, need to stay updated.
strangeboy
10-18-02, 11:06 AM
Hey guess what????

I voted in the poll and I voted for the most popular category. Maybe we aren't that different after all :hehe: but Im sure if I was downloading porn it would be of a different variety to you :evil: NOT THAT I ACTUALLY WOULD DO THAT COS IM AN :Angel:
gopsdragon
10-18-02, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by Laurie
Download porn. It's not as if the other choices are worthy of any type of fun.

Disagree. He should update Bressler.org we have lots of new participants. (Besides we wouldn't want him wasting his time with cartoon porn.)
Laurie
10-18-02, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by gopsdragon
Disagree. He should update Bressler.org we have lots of new participants. (Besides we wouldn't want him wasting his time with cartoon porn.)

I believe he's in the process of that, actually.