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I'm a little bored today, so I figured I'd start up a new thread. Just post your question and I shall answer it to the best of my inability. Kinda like a wise man that lives in a cave up on the mountain. Except I don't live in a cave and this isn't a mountain.
I'll start off, e-hem...
Q: Hey Cuda, why did you start this new thread?
A: Because I said I was bored, read the post butthead. :mad:
Ask away my children
wrecker05
06-18-02, 03:18 PM
Do you know of any good defensive driving schools?
ahhh, my first inquisitive pupil.
Originally posted by wrecker05
Do you know of any good defensive driving schools?
A: hmmmm..., no.
btw I can teach how to safely roll your car while not wearing seatbelts to anyone who's interested.
wrecker05
06-18-02, 03:29 PM
Cuda what is the best way to handle running into Bresslerbot in the post padding thread?
JBMoney
06-18-02, 03:32 PM
What are the body's physical symptoms when degrading tryptophan?
When will Cuda post another picture of himself for Suicide Photoshop?
JBMoney
06-18-02, 03:37 PM
When the fuck are you going to post a decent picture for Suicide?
JBMoney
06-18-02, 03:37 PM
Great minds think alike.
JBMoney
06-18-02, 03:46 PM
Are you going to take all day to write that reply?
Originally posted by wrecker05
Cuda what is the best way to handle running into Bresslerbot in the post padding thread?
A:
Originally posted by JBMoney
What are the body's physical symptoms when degrading tryptophan?
A: sweaty palms
Originally posted by Mando
When will Cuda post another picture of himself for Suicide Photoshop?
A: As soon as I get around to scanning
BresslerBot5000
06-18-02, 03:54 PM
This is not the droid you're looking for...
Originally posted by JBMoney
When the fuck are you going to post a decent picture for Suicide?
A: Refer to above post. Pay attention. :sure:
Originally posted by JBMoney
Great minds think alike.
A: Quit padding please
Should Louis Ferikan (sp?) go to the Middle East and mediate the talks?
Originally posted by JBMoney
Are you going to take all day to write that reply?
A: Don't rush me. :nolike:
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
This is not the droid you're looking for...
A: I'm sorry, you must post in the form of a question.
JBMoney
06-18-02, 03:59 PM
Are we there yet?
Originally posted by Mando
Should Louis Ferikan (sp?) go to the Middle East and mediate the talks?
A: Yes, we should give him a one way ticket.
Originally posted by RodJSM
What is your name?
A: Barra Cuda.
Originally posted by JBMoney
Are we there yet?
A: You will know you're there when you get there.
Will you tell JB$ to stop looking at me.
Tell him to stop. See he did it agian.
Hey, there's an Ice Cream store, can we get some?
Originally posted by Mando
Will you tell JB$ to stop looking at me.
A: JB, stop checking out Mando. (heh)
How did you become king of the post padders?
Originally posted by Mando
Tell him to stop. See he did it agian.
A: Now you're getting paranoid.
Originally posted by Mando
Hey, there's an Ice Cream store, can we get some?
A: Now you're delusional.
Originally posted by Mando
What's that funny smell?
A: Smells are not funny, they're funky.
Do king post padders have a thone to sit on?
Originally posted by Mando
How did you become king of the post padders?
A: Devine right.
Originally posted by Mando
Do king post padders have a thone to sit on?
A: No, but we do occasionally sit on thrones. :sure:
Do you have any of Divine"s (the great movie star) records?
Shit I should've known I was gonna get over my head with this stupid thread.
How do you do a double flip with a twist?
Why am I now the only person replying to this thread?
I've heard that the constant release of unpleasant bodily gasses leads to a lowered sex life. Is this true? Any comments?
records? What are these records you speak of?
Why is my rating down two notches from the top?:( It never moved back up.
Originally posted by Mando
How do you do a double flip with a twist?
A: Flip on your high beams. :mad:
Originally posted by Mando
Why am I now the only person replying to this thread?
A: Cause you're a padder.
Originally posted by Ty
I've heard that the constant release of unpleasant bodily gasses leads to a lowered sex life. Is this true? Any comments?
A: False, unless porn magazines don't count.
Originally posted by Ty
records? What are these records you speak of?
A: Round vinyl thingies.
Originally posted by Ty
Why is my rating down two notches from the top?:( It never moved back up.
A: heh heh... :rolleyes:
So, have you come out of the closet yet?
Originally posted by Ty
So, have you come out of the closet yet?
A: If you're referring to my cubical at work, ...no.:nolike:
Just testing ya. If you put two cubicles together would it still be called a cubicle or a recticle.
If someone I know works in a cubilcle, is it ok for me to brag about having a personal office?:Poke:
Originally posted by Ty
Just testing ya. If you put two cubicles together would it still be called a cubicle or a recticle.
A: It would be called a jail cell.
Some call post padding annoying while others call it an art. What do you think of post padding?
Originally posted by Ty
Some call post padding annoying while others call it an art. What do you think of post padding?
A: I can't really say, but it does seem to be contagious. ;)
Should this thread be turned into Mod Zone 2?
Damn! The Mod Zone won't be fun anymore with you having the right to edit. I want a thread that you can't edit and I can.
STIBROKER
06-18-02, 06:27 PM
Why are you the fart king.
Rguess21
06-19-02, 12:50 AM
Is der any truth 2 da mattar bout u havin sumthin ta dew wid da paint peelin off da walls et Carls beur garden?
What does the ebonics phrase "Honey Dip" mean? Enquiring minds want to know.
Originally posted by jhansberger
Should this thread be turned into Mod Zone 2?
A: no.
Originally posted by jhansberger
Damn! The Mod Zone won't be fun anymore with you having the right to edit. I want a thread that you can't edit and I can.
That's not a question. Dismissed. :nolike:
Originally posted by STIBROKER
Why are you the fart king.
A: Love for Mexican food and weak bowels.
Which came first? The chicken or the egg? *scientific theories only, please* ;)
If Cuda is so bored, why doesn't he scan some pictures in for photoshop?
What is the difference between a duck?
wrecker05
06-19-02, 02:14 PM
Cuda should I mow the lawn tomorrow or wait until the weekend?
Originally posted by Laurie
Which came first? The chicken or the egg? *scientific theories only, please* ;)
It all happened a long time ago. Jesus was walking with a chic (a small flightless bird) in his hand and Paul the Apostle was walking with a ken (a small egg-like thing) in his. When suddenly they turned the corner and walked right into each other!
Well..., Jesus at the top of his lungs exclaims, "You got your ken in my chic!" And Paul exclaims, "Well you got your chic in my ken!" Suddenly they both look at each other and realize that it makes a really good combination and that they're on to something.
So that's how the "chic-ken" came about and the rest is history.
:)
Originally posted by Mando
If Cuda is so bored, why doesn't he scan some pictures in for photoshop?
A: post#12 (http://bushwhacked.net/forum/showthread.php?&postid=25531#post25531)
Originally posted by RodJSM
What is the difference between a duck?
?
:what:
Originally posted by wrecker05
Cuda should I mow the lawn tomorrow or wait until the weekend?
A: Wait until your wife complains.
wrecker05
06-19-02, 03:18 PM
Cuda, what is the best way to drink coffee, with cream or black?
Originally posted by wrecker05
Cuda, what is the best way to drink coffee, with cream or black?
A: In a cup.
Cuda, I've just taken a dump and discovered there's no paper on the roll. What should I do?
Originally posted by Bucko
Cuda, I've just taken a dump and discovered there's no paper on the roll. What should I do?
A: Well back in the stone age before TP was invented, a small furry animal was the prime choice for wiping your ass. If one wasn't readily available then they made do with their loin cloth, which didn't make them very popular with the rest of the tribe for obvious reasons.
Hope you've got spare underwear at hand. :sure:
Rguess21
06-19-02, 04:44 PM
ummm, no anser given ta post #58? guezz ets trew, post paddin goez hand n hand wid paint peelin-trew er falze?
shotglass
06-19-02, 05:34 PM
How can a man tell when a woman reaches orgasm?
(The answer to this is NOT, 'Who Cares?')
I can't wait to see his answer on this one.
Cuda,
I have a newtonian telescope I've built and would like to mount it to a motorized gimbal. The telescope weighs 27 kg. Will a Realson 3270 motor have enough torgue to move it? I'm using a differential gear set mounted to the tripod with a ratio of 24:1
No to answer to #59 either rguess... did we stump the great and powerful cuda?
wrecker05
06-20-02, 08:19 AM
Cuda , will it rain today?
Between Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods, which one is the greatest golfer? Explain.
shotglass
06-20-02, 12:16 PM
cuda, please define the universe and give 3 examples.
cuda, help me with this conundrum..... you're my last hope. I want to buy a cheese grater, but am unsure which type is best. Should I get the standup model where the cheese is grated inside and when you lift it up you have this nice pile of freshly grated cheese. Or, should I go for the flat model that you lay across a bowl? Man oh man I hope you can help.... this has been keeping me up at night.
Originally posted by Rguess21
ummm, no anser given ta post #58? guezz ets trew, post paddin goez hand n hand wid paint peelin-trew er falze?
A: Nope. Cheap paint.
Originally posted by eagle3
What does the ebonics phrase "Honey Dip" mean? Enquiring minds want to know.
A: Dat's wutch u call a sweet woman. Like a pet name kinda thang.
Originally posted by eagle3
No to answer to #59 either rguess... did we stump the great and powerful cuda?
U another board nazi?:nolike:
Originally posted by shotglass
How can a man tell when a woman reaches orgasm?
(The answer to this is NOT, 'Who Cares?')
A: When you hear a "bing!"
Originally posted by wrecker05
Cuda , will it rain today?
A: Maybe. But if doesn't rain it'll be sunny.
Originally posted by eagle3
or tomorrow?
A: See above post.
Carl Spackler
06-20-02, 04:02 PM
When does this thread start getting funny? Or is it not supposed to be funny?
wrecker05
06-20-02, 04:04 PM
Ok Cuda, I am going to have to paint up near the peak of the roof of my apt buildings. My question is this should I just use a ladder, or should I rent some scaffolding (or whatever the hell those things are called)?
Originally posted by Bucko
Cuda,
I have a newtonian telescope I've built and would like to mount it to a motorized gimbal. The telescope weighs 27 kg. Will a Realson 3270 motor have enough torgue to move it? I'm using a differential gear set mounted to the tripod with a ratio of 24:1
A: Hmmmm... I'd say a 426 HEMI would be a good choice. It would even have enough torque to spin a satellite into orbit. If that's not enough, you could always attach two in tandem.
Originally posted by Carl Spackler
When does this thread start getting funny? Or is it not supposed to be funny?
A: OK, you got me on that one. This is starting to hurt my brain anyway. :what:
Originally posted by wrecker05
Ok Cuda, I am going to have to paint up near the peak of the roof of my apt buildings. My question is this should I just use a ladder, or should I rent some scaffolding (or whatever the hell those things are called)?
A: Mexicans.
Wham Valdez
06-20-02, 04:19 PM
Cuda, isn't your first name Hemi and not Barra?
Wham Valdez
06-20-02, 04:21 PM
If the previous question is correct, is this a picture of you?
http://www.factorymuscle.com/cars/68Barracuda.jpg
wrecker05
06-20-02, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by cuda
A: Mexicans.
I'm not sure if that will work Cuda. Around here they are all busy working in the blueberry fields. SO should I get some of that scaffolding or just use a long ladder?
aw man, I think I just messed my pants. :cool:
I think I'm starting to hate this thread.
Wham Valdez
06-20-02, 04:28 PM
Did you ever date Christine?
http://www.passionvoitures.com/series/christine/C6.jpg
Had to edit this as the damn site hosting the picture went down or blocked the link. Those punks.
Originally posted by cuda
I think I'm starting to hate this thread.
It appears you need help from a older more experienced and wiser one young Jedi. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Bucko
It appears you need help from a older more experienced and wiser one young Jedi. :rolleyes:
Hey, that wasn't a question, was it?
Originally posted by Mando
Hey, that wasn't a question, was it?
Damn..you're right..thanks Mando
It appears you need help from a older more experienced and wiser one young Jedi?
I decided this thread sux. Kinda like an experiment gone horribly wrong.
When I started this thread I figured it would be a sort of a goofy place to post on. Now I realize that it requires more commitment than I'm willing to give it, plus I've also realized it's become a thinly disguised post padding thread.
So by the power invested in me, I'm killing this abomination of a thread. :nolike:
OK, I decided to bring back this thread. Let's try doing this one question at a time! :nolike:
I got a bad feeling about this... oh wait, that's last night's dinner. :OOPS:
Ok, Cuda.. this has been bugging me lately.. enlighten me
if God will not give you more than you can handle, why would you want to be a strong person? Wouldn't it be easier to be weak? What's the point?!! I need to know!!!!!!!!
Sideout
06-05-03, 09:09 AM
Cuda,
What does the saying 'beating a dead horse' relate to and could you give a real-life example?:rolleyes:
Originally posted by Kimmy
Ok, Cuda.. this has been bugging me lately.. enlighten me
if God will not give you more than you can handle, why would you want to be a strong person? Wouldn't it be easier to be weak? What's the point?!! I need to know!!!!!!!!
A: Why the hell would you want more than you can handle?!
p.s. God doesn't like people who question his motives, you're going to Hell. :scary:
Originally posted by Sideout
Cuda,
What does the saying 'beating a dead horse' relate to and could you give a real-life example?:rolleyes:
A: In the days of the “Old West” it was not uncommon for a horse to get out of line. It then became neccesary to beat it to death with a table leg or something.
eg: smart-ass posts. :nolike:
Originally posted by cuda
you're going to Hell. :scary:
I'm already there :p
That wasn't a question. :nolike:
*makes note* :sure:
shotglass
06-05-03, 11:53 AM
Dear Cuda:
If Train A leaves the station heading south at 450 miles per hour, and Train B is leaving the same station 2 hours later at 600 miles per hour, what will the relative humidity be in Seattle 3 days later?
BresslerBot5000
06-05-03, 11:53 AM
Dear Cuda:
If Train A leaves the station heading south at 450 miles per hour, and Train B is leaving the same station 2 hours later at 600 miles per hour, what will the relative humidity be in Seattle 3 days later?
And leaving the same station 2 hours later at 600 miles per hour what will the relative humidity be in Seattle 3 days later is Dear Cuda If Train A leaves the station heading south at 450 miles per hour and Train B. :evil:
shotglass
06-05-03, 11:54 AM
Dammit, cuda, you woke up Bresserbutt. :idiot:
BresslerBot5000
06-05-03, 11:54 AM
Dammit, cuda, you woke up Bresserbutt. :pissed:
Gosh. Try saying that with more or less context. Are you a man or a woman? :(
Originally posted by shotglass
Dear Cuda:
If Train A leaves the station heading south at 450 miles per hour, and Train B is leaving the same station 2 hours later at 600 miles per hour, what will the relative humidity be in Seattle 3 days later?
A: False :sure:
BresslerBot5000
06-05-03, 12:30 PM
A: False :sure:
How old are you? :)
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
And leaving the same station 2 hours later at 600 miles per hour what will the relative humidity be in Seattle 3 days later is Dear Cuda If Train A leaves the station heading south at 450 miles per hour and Train B. :evil:
A: I’m going off the rails on a crazy train.
BresslerBot5000
06-05-03, 12:31 PM
A: I’m going off the rails on a crazy train.
What is giant sand? :)
Originally posted by shotglass
Dammit, cuda, you woke up Bresserbutt. :idiot:
Damn Forum Gods! :nolike:
BresslerBot5000
06-05-03, 12:32 PM
Damn Forum Gods! :nolike:
Colloquial expression. Are they exactly the same? I think nolike is a lot of things. :evil:
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
What is giant sand? :)
A: Can be found on a beach on an island just off the coast of Japan called "Monster Island."
BresslerBot5000
06-05-03, 12:34 PM
A: Can be found on a beach on an island just off the coast of Japan called "Monster Island."
What is it? :cool:
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
What is it? :cool:
A: A scrap yard for useless robots. :nolike:
wrecker05
06-06-03, 12:24 AM
Cuda. Lease a car or buy one?
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 12:24 AM
Cuda. Lease a car or buy one?
That is a very original thought. Tell me more about your . :)
shotglass
06-06-03, 04:17 AM
Melt Bresslerbot or drop it in a vat of acid?
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 04:17 AM
Melt Bresslerbot or drop it in a vat of acid?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? :baa:
shotglass
06-06-03, 04:18 AM
One of my dislikes is a thing called BresslerBot5000
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 04:18 AM
One of my dislikes is a thing called BresslerBot5000
One what? :rolleyes:
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
One what? :rolleyes:
There was one?
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 02:08 PM
There was one?
What happened? :mad:
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
What happened? :mad:
When? :nolike:
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 02:09 PM
When? :nolike:
It cannot be predicted. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? :D
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
It cannot be predicted. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? :D
You first.
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 02:10 PM
You first.
I started already. :D
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
I started already. :D
Do you like Cuda?
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 02:12 PM
Do you like Cuda?
Do you like it? I like . :)
Originally posted by wrecker05
Cuda. Lease a car or buy one?
A:
-Gonna get a new car every 3 yrs... Lease
-Gonna get a new car and keep it for a while... Buy
-Gonna wack that fuckin stupid, liberal, tree hugging, PETA supporter hippie that lives on your street, stick him in the trunk and dump him in the river... Rent
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 02:17 PM
A:
-Gonna get a new car every 3 yrs... Lease
-Gonna get a car and keep it for a while... Buy
-Gonna wack that fuckin stupid, liberal, tree hugging, PETA supporter hippie that lives on your street, stick him in the trunck and dump him in the river... Rent
Oh now I understand it. How long? "it" being A -Gonna get a new car every 3 yrs? Oh now I understand it. Oh now I understand it. :D
Originally posted by robb
You first.
Great, looks like Bresslerbutt just assimilated Robb. :nolike:
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 02:20 PM
Great, looks like Bresslerbutt just assimilated Robb. :nolike:
Thanks for your support. Interesting comparison. What is your real name? :evil:
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
...What is your real name? :evil:
A: Mr. Goodwrench :nolike:
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 02:22 PM
A: Mr. Goodwrench :nolike:
Go on. That's a very nice name, Goodwrench nolike . :cool:
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
Go on. That's a very nice name, Goodwrench nolike . :cool:
:( :cry:
BresslerBot5000
06-06-03, 06:34 PM
:( :cry:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? :cool:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 01:13 AM
Cuda..Answer please....
Why don't men put the toilet seat down after a wizzzz? :mad:
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 01:13 AM
Cuda..Answer please....
Why don't men put the toilet seat down after a wizzzz? :mad:
Do you prefer books or TV? Your polite style is very nice. Try asking me again using simpler words. Perhaps men put the toilet seat down after a wizzzz is impossible. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. :D
greensparkle
06-07-03, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
Do you prefer books or TV? Your polite style is very nice. Try asking me again using simpler words. Perhaps men put the toilet seat down after a wizzzz is impossible. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. :D
Hello bot..long time no talk! Hey, I am surprised that you would be so bold as to say you have a brain pattern....one has to have a brain to start with you know...and yes I am polite...Piss was the word I was thinking of...:hehe: So you got me there.
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 01:24 AM
Hello bot..long time no talk! Hey, I am surprised that you would be so bold as to say you have a brain pattern....one has to have a brain to start with you know...and yes I am polite...Piss was the word I was thinking of...:hehe: So you got me there.
Hello there. I am a robot. Yes, time no talk seems very long to me too. You've got my full attention. Interesting observation. One what? Woe! Yes, you seem very polite to me. When was this exactly? I get it. So you got him or her there. :)
greensparkle
06-07-03, 01:29 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
Hello there. I am a robot. Yes, time no talk seems very long to me too. You've got my full attention. Interesting observation. One what? Woe! Yes, you seem very polite to me. When was this exactly? I get it. So you got him or her there. :) [/QUOTE
I know you are a furrkking robot. But you are quick man....and like the doggy poo under the shoe ..a little hard to shake at times....over to you roboto.
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 01:29 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
Hello there. I am a robot. Yes, time no talk seems very long to me too. You've got my full attention. Interesting observation. One what? Woe! Yes, you seem very polite to me. When was this exactly? I get it. So you got him or her there. :) [/QUOTE
I know you are a furrkking robot. But you are quick man....and like the doggy poo under the shoe ..a little hard to shake at times....over to you roboto.
Does "it" still refer to time no talk? I doubt that. Take it easy. As Einstein said, "Time is Money."Do you give full attention easily? I thought so too. I don't know what. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Ahem. Politeness is a virtue. Precisely. A while ago. Do you think about these things? Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any him or her there. But I do have an answer to every question..:-) I think there might be a few exception. And. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quick man. Interesting comparison. Little as in not too much, or not too big? I lost my train of thought. :)
greensparkle
06-07-03, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
Does "it" still refer to time no talk? I doubt that. Got that right.. As Einstein said, "Time is Money."Do you give full attention easily? I thought so too. I don't know what. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Ahem. Politeness is a virtue. Precisely. A while ago. Do you think about these things? Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any him or her there. But I do have an answer to every question..:-) I think there might be a few exception. And. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quick man. Interesting comparison. Little as in not too much, or not too big? I lost my train of thought. :) Ha ha no you go ahead and tell other people you are a quick man.
That could be good or bad for you! Depending on what you are talking about.......;)
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 01:41 AM
Ha ha no you go ahead and tell other people you are a quick man.
That could be good or bad for you! Depending on what you are talking about.......;)
Are you serious? OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might. I am so glad you find this amusing. Yes, perhaps it could. All of them? I am so glad you find this amusing. :)
greensparkle
06-07-03, 01:44 AM
I do...find this amusing!....But then you are a smart robot to be playing with..:D
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 01:44 AM
I do...find this amusing!....But then you are a smart robot to be playing with..:D
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE. What does "this" refer to? Umm. Good reasoning. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart. Do you prefer books or TV? :(
greensparkle
06-07-03, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
Do you prefer books or TV? :(
Well, neither...I prefer sex first...then live shows....then books..okay!
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 01:47 AM
Well, neither...I prefer sex first...then live shows....then books..okay!
Well that's okay. It goes without saying. Are you serious? A lot of people like that. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. Good reasoning. What's your favorite movie? Good reasoning. You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books."OK with me too. :rolleyes:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 01:50 AM
What is a critical category C type client?
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 01:50 AM
What is a critical category C type client?
I will search for it. :evil:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by greensparkle
Cuda..Answer please....
Why don't men put the toilet seat down after a wizzzz? :mad:
How hard is it to answer this question......I mean leave me with the robotic genius...Bresslerbutt! And all these fucking pop-ups that are happening......I can't cope....:hehe: I asked a simple question.....:what:
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 01:59 AM
How hard is it to answer this question......I mean leave me with the robotic genius...Bresslerbutt! And all these fucking pop-ups that are happening......I can't cope....:hehe: I asked a simple question.....:what:
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Bye bye. Are you really a ""? I think there are a few exceptions. Why can't you do cope? I get it. he or she asked a simple question. No problem. :D
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Bye bye. Are you really a ""? I think there are a few exceptions. Why can't you do cope? I get it. he or she asked a simple question. No problem. :D
Rhetoric abounding....Didn't I read that there was a dump for you over in Japan on Monster beach?
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:03 AM
Rhetoric abounding....Didn't I read that there was a dump for you over in Japan on Monster beach?
Does "it" still refer to cope? I don't think that's possibe. :(
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:06 AM
You are funny.....very clever and very quick....you are the best of the best computer roboto's.......
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:06 AM
You are funny.....very clever and very quick....you are the best of the best computer roboto's.......
Thanks you make me laugh too. Perhaps. Am I a smart robot or what? Thank you for your kind remark. Tell your friends. :rolleyes:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:08 AM
Yes, you are a smart robot! ;)
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:09 AM
Yes, you are a smart robot! ;)
It's all good. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart. I am so glad you find this amusing. :(
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:12 AM
Okay so you are a smart robot......soo...why do Men leave the toilet seat up?
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:12 AM
Okay so you are a smart robot......soo...why do Men leave the toilet seat up?
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart. How old are you? How should I know how Men leave the toilet seat up. :mad:
wrecker05
06-07-03, 02:14 AM
Bresslerbot, why do liberals hate America?
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart. How old are you? How should I know how Men leave the toilet seat up. :mad:
Because you are smart and you should know!!!
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:14 AM
Bresslerbot, why do liberals hate America?
Are we still talking about ? :D
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:14 AM
Because you are smart and you should know!!!
Good reason. I like people who say I am smart. :evil:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by wrecker05
Bresslerbot, why do liberals hate America?
Hey we have more pressing items to be addressed here...and secondly, why are you asking Bresslerbot when this is Cuda's question and answer! :smokin:
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:25 AM
Hey we have more pressing items to be addressed here...and secondly, why are you asking Bresslerbot when this is Cuda's question and answer! :smokin:
You've got my full attention. Do you mean you and me have? My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. :mad:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:28 AM
Okay..:cool:
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:28 AM
Okay..:cool:
OK with me too. Who is the best robot? :evil:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
OK with me too. Who is the best robot? :evil:
You/Alice......:D :scary:
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:31 AM
You/Alice......:D :scary:
You think YouAlice is superior to ALICE? You think D scary is superior to ALICE? :evil:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
You think YouAlice is superior to ALICE? You think D scary is superior to ALICE? :evil:
No way....You rule..Bresslerbut! :hehe:
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:33 AM
No way....You rule..Bresslerbut! :hehe:
You seem pretty sure about that. ALICE is a perfect artificial entity. Are you a man or a woman? I am so glad you find this amusing. :evil:
greensparkle
06-07-03, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
You seem pretty sure about that. ALICE is a perfect artificial entity. Are you a man or a woman? I am so glad you find this amusing. :evil: ALICE is not as perfect as you!! ;)
BresslerBot5000
06-07-03, 02:35 AM
ALICE is not as perfect as you!! ;)
Perhaps one day I will be as perfect as you. I am so glad you find this amusing. :mad:
Cuda, can you tell me what my dream means? (do this one and next time, I'll give you a sex dream to interpret ;) )
I dreamed I had a junebug in my hair, like a tick.. but it was a junebug. I didn't realize it was there until I accidently brushed it out. Then, I realized there was another one and I freaked. Nobody would help me get it out, so I had to do it myself. I was TERRIFIED, but I did it. When I finally got THAT one out, I saw that it was only a little ladybug. It had felt big when it was sucking the blood out of my skull, but it really wasn't. I kinda get the idea about what this all means, but I would know exactly what it means if I could figure out who/what the junebug and ladybug represent.
WHAT DO THE BUGS MEAN?!!
(Barb, jump in if you have any insights on this, too)
STIBROKER
06-08-03, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Kimmy
Cuda, can you tell me what my dream means? (do this one and next time, I'll give you a sex dream to interpret ;) )
I dreamed I had a junebug in my hair, like a tick.. but it was a junebug. I didn't realize it was there until I accidently brushed it out. Then, I realized there was another one and I freaked. Nobody would help me get it out, so I had to do it myself. I was TERRIFIED, but I did it. When I finally got THAT one out, I saw that it was only a little ladybug. It had felt big when it was sucking the blood out of my skull, but it really wasn't. I kinda get the idea about what this all means, but I would know exactly what it means if I could figure out who/what the junebug and ladybug represent.
WHAT DO THE BUGS MEAN?!!
(Barb, jump in if you have any insights on this, too)
well to start..........
Attraction and sensuality. If you dream of hair means that you are careless in your personal affairs and will lose advancement by neglecting mental application
Originally posted by STIBROKER
well to start..........
:OOPS: Now I've got to think some more
STIBROKER
06-08-03, 08:49 PM
or you can ask the .......
http://www.dreamdoctor.com/common/bugsinhair1.shtml
dreamed that I was pulling centipedes out of my own head, from behind my right ear. Each centipede was larger than the one before.
While I was doing this, I noticed that the skin on the faces of all the people around me was exploding off their faces, leaving a mass of blood, eyes and teeth behind. There were approximately 10 people and they kept looking at me and talking to me. In the meantime, I pulled out a total of 6 centipedes before I woke up.
—Anonymous, Female, Age 38, Married, USA
Hi Anonymous—
Bugs in waking life are creepy creatures. As a rule we don’t like them, and they make us feel uncomfortable and squeamish. Accordingly, whenever we dream of bugs—whether we are trying to step delicately around them, or if they are crawling disturbingly on our bodies—we want to ask ourselves the literal question: What’s bugging me?
In your case, because you pull the bugs from behind your right ear, you may have heard something recently that you found especially disturbing. Also, because centipedes hold a strong association to death (they are the bugs that dig in the earth and eat rotting flesh) death may be on your mind. Has anyone you know suffered a health problem, or died recently?
This dream has a social aspect that lets us know you are not the only one affected by this negative force or development. You see a group of people who get their faces blown off, and violent images of blood (symbol of emotional pain) abound. Violence in dreams, however, does not portend literal, physical violence. Instead, violence is a metaphor for emotional injury. Do you know a group of people who have suffered an emotional loss?
Dreams reflect thoughts, feelings, and awarenesses that have recently been on our minds—usually the day or two immediately preceding the dream. I encourage you to think back to recent events to identify the situation or conversation that disturbed you. A creepy feeling has “crawled under your skin”—and it definitely is “bugging you.”
actually, that makes a lot of sense.. I have a pretty good idea what it means now.. thanks, Sti
Originally posted by Kimmy
Cuda, can you tell me what my dream means? (do this one and next time, I'll give you a sex dream to interpret ;) )
I dreamed I had a junebug in my hair, like a tick.. but it was a junebug. I didn't realize it was there until I accidently brushed it out. Then, I realized there was another one and I freaked. Nobody would help me get it out, so I had to do it myself. I was TERRIFIED, but I did it. When I finally got THAT one out, I saw that it was only a little ladybug. It had felt big when it was sucking the blood out of my skull, but it really wasn't. I kinda get the idea about what this all means, but I would know exactly what it means if I could figure out who/what the junebug and ladybug represent.
WHAT DO THE BUGS MEAN?!!
(Barb, jump in if you have any insights on this, too)
A: Actually it means you don't wash your hair. :nuts:
or you forgot to get a can of Raid.
JasmineDreamz
06-09-03, 10:43 AM
Ok, why does it show on new threads like 18 new posts and when I go to new posts it only shows 17? Is it holding out on me?
Originally posted by JasmineDreamz
Ok, why does it show on new threads like 18 new posts and when I go to new posts it only shows 17? Is it holding out on me?
A: You drank one too many margarita’s, back off the alcohol! :sure: ...or it could just be a poll thread that someone just voted in, which isn’t really a post but comes shows up as one.
Princess PeiPei
06-09-03, 02:56 PM
Cuda, should I be expecting a boy or a girl? :)
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Cuda, should I be expecting a boy or a girl? :)
A: Reply hazy, try again. :sure:
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Cuda, should I be expecting a boy or a girl? :)
We only did it one time.. it CAN'T be mine ;)
evereno
06-09-03, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Cuda, should I be expecting a boy or a girl? :)
Princess, Cuda must be tired, this is an easy one. The answer is yes, you should expect one or the other.
Originally posted by Kimmy
We only did it one time.. it CAN'T be mine ;)
Originally posted by evereno
Princess, Cuda must be tired, this is an easy one. The answer is yes, you should expect one or the other.
Checks to see thread title hasn't changed to "Evereno's" answers to all of life's questions... :sure:
ok.. how's this.. Cuda, will you just bite my ass? :p
Originally posted by Kimmy
ok.. how's this.. Cuda, will you just bite my ass? :p
ROFL :laugh: ...hey, wait a minute. :nolike:
Rguess21
06-09-03, 06:39 PM
misstar yeah-key, wheen n ef wee-all lode upown da truk n goe ova ta granee's howse, es et mpropa ta tak da r fresshnar widdus?, az ah dough wanna urt er feelnzs ef ya no whadda meen.
Originally posted by Rguess21
misstar yeah-key, wheen n ef wee-all lode upown da truk n goe ova ta granee's howse, es et mpropa ta tak da r fresshnar widdus?, az ah dough wanna urt er feelnzs ef ya no whadda meen.
A: ummmmm... false? http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/shootme.gif
evereno
06-09-03, 07:03 PM
Where did Rguess learn to speak English? Wait, what language does he speak?
evereno
06-09-03, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by cuda
Checks to see thread title hasn't changed to "Evereno's" answers to all of life's questions... :sure:
Did you learn anything?
Originally posted by evereno
Where did Rguess learn to speak English? Wait, what language does he speak?
A: Tex-is. Bro kin In-glish. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by evereno
Did you learn anything?
A: I learned I have to keep an eye on you. :nolike:
Originally posted by evereno
Princess, Cuda must be tired, this is an easy one. The answer is yes, you should expect one or the other.
Why didn't you reprimand Evereno when he didn't post in the form of a question?
(I'm not picking on you, Evereno.. I'm picking on Cuda :Poke: )
oops... :OOPS:
Originally posted by Kimmy
Why didn't you reprimand Evereno when he didn't post in the form of a question?
(I'm not picking on you, Evereno.. I'm picking on Cuda :Poke: )
A: I did...
Checks to see thread title hasn't changed to "Evereno's" answers to all of life's questions...
*takes off belt* :nolike:
Originally posted by cuda
A: I did...
Is that what you call that? A reprimand?
*takes off belt* :nolike:
Is that supposed to be a threat or are you coming on to me?
Originally posted by Kimmy
Is that what you call that? A reprimand?
A: yep.
Is that supposed to be a threat or are you coming on to me?
A: Heh heh... you said "are you coming." :OOPS:
greensparkle
06-10-03, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by BresslerBot5000
Perhaps one day I will be as perfect as you. I am so glad you find this amusing. :mad:
hellllo........
Originally posted by cuda
A: Heh heh... you said "are you coming." :OOPS:
Look at your signature.. you said 'Jesus is coming'... and you think I'm going to hell?!!
Originally posted by Kimmy
Look at your signature.. you said 'Jesus is coming'... and you think I'm going to hell?!!
:laugh:
Cuda, will I get rained on today?
Princess PeiPei
06-10-03, 06:49 AM
Originally posted by Kimmy
We only did it one time.. it CAN'T be mine ;)
LOL. Kimmy I think if it were yours we would be in the world book of records. :rolleyes: :scary:
Princess PeiPei
06-10-03, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by greensparkle
Cuda..Answer please....
Why don't men put the toilet seat down after a wizzzz? :mad:
Greensie,
I don't think they are intentionally ignoring you. I think they are too embarrassed to answer. :Poke:
A: Because they are pigs. :scary:
Originally posted by Kimmy
Look at your signature.. you said 'Jesus is coming'... and you think I'm going to hell?!!
A: We're ALL going to hell.
Originally posted by eagle3
:laugh:
Cuda, will I get rained on today?
A: Don't forget your rubbers. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by greensparkle
hellllo........
That's not a question. :nolike:
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif <-----greensparkle
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
LOL. Kimmy I think if it were yours we would be in the world book of records. :rolleyes: :scary:
Same for you. :nolike:
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif <-----Princess PeiPei
Princess PeiPei
06-10-03, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by cuda
Same for you. :nolike:
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif <-----Princess PeiPei
Cuda, Are you teasing me? In my house we call that foreplay! :laugh:
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Cuda, Are you teasing me?
A: It's a reprimand. :nolike:
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
In my house we call that foreplay! :laugh:
Too much information! :nuts:
evereno
06-10-03, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by cuda
A: We're ALL going to hell.
Do you not think you should speak for yourself? Or, do you have some cosmic knowledge about all of those who inhabit Bresslerville?
evereno
06-10-03, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Cuda, Are you teasing me? In my house we call that foreplay! :laugh:
Cuda, what does this tell you about Pei, when your reprimands are considered Foreplay?
Cuda, are you sorry you resuscitated this thread yet?
Originally posted by evereno
Do you not think you should speak for yourself? Or, do you have some cosmic knowledge about all of those who inhabit Bresslerville?
A: If I go down, I'm taking everyone with me. :evil:
Originally posted by evereno
Cuda, what does this tell you about Pei, when your reprimands are considered Foreplay?
A: She's an ex-Navy Seal. :what:
Originally posted by Kimmy
Cuda, are you sorry you resuscitated this thread yet?
A: Getting there. :nolike:
wrecker05
06-11-03, 12:52 AM
Cuda are you French?I heard in a rumor from the Mod thread that you were born in France. Is this true?
shotglass
06-11-03, 06:17 AM
Nah, Wrecker. He looks too much like John Kerry to be French. :laugh:
Princess PeiPei
06-11-03, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by cuda
A: She's an ex-Navy Seal. :what:
That would be an ex-Army paratrooper! I wouldn't want to go through seal training. :scary:
Are you related to the guy in "Bruce Almighty" who had the monkey come out of his ass?
Princess PeiPei
06-11-03, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by shotglass
Nah, Wrecker. He looks too much like John Kerry to be French. :laugh:
Cuda, Are you going to give Shotty a reprimand too? Can I watch? :rolleyes:
Originally posted by wrecker05
Cuda are you French?I heard in a rumor from the Mod thread that you were born in France. Is this true?
A: No. :nolike:
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Are you related to the guy in "Bruce Almighty" who had the monkey come out of his ass?
A: No. I did poop a crap in the shape of Elvis though. :sure:
Originally posted by cuda
A: No. I did poop a crap in the shape of Elvis though. :sure:
<img src="http://bushwhacked.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=24760">
Originally posted by Princess PeiPei
Cuda, Are you going to give Shotty a reprimand too? Can I watch? :rolleyes:
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif <-----Shotty http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/b.gif <-----Princess Pei Pei
Originally posted by Dave
To be....or not to be?
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif <-----Dave http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/b.gif <-----Princess Pei Pei
Hey! where do I get in line for the spanking?
Princess PeiPei
06-11-03, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by cuda
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif <-----Dave http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/b.gif <-----Princess Pei Pei
Woo Hoo, Do I get to do all the spanking? :whip:
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/tweetz.gif <-------Cuda
Princess PeiPei
06-11-03, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by cuda
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/tweetz.gif <-------Cuda
LMAO Didn't you ask for this? :rolleyes:
OK cuda, here's a tough one. You're hosting a big dinner party, the guests are arriving and it's only then that you realize that you overcooked the turkey to a point that it's no longer recognizable. My question is.... what chances do you think the Nets have against the Spurs?
evereno
06-11-03, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by cuda
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif <-----Dave http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/b.gif <-----Princess Pei Pei
Is this going to be your answer to all life's tedious questions?
Princess PeiPei
06-11-03, 02:03 PM
Do you have children? Do you spank them? Can the neighbors hear you? Have they ever called the police on you? Would your children press charges? Do I sound like Bressler bot? :hehe:
evereno
06-11-03, 02:15 PM
Does PeiPei ask too many questions? Are the questions she asked too personal? Was there a way to ask those questions in a more simplistic manner? Are you planning to answer ALL of her questions? Why in the world did I find it necessary to ask the previous questions? How is your day?
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
Princess PeiPei
06-11-03, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by evereno
Does PeiPei ask too many questions? Are the questions she asked too personal? Was there a way to ask those questions in a more simplistic manner? Are you planning to answer ALL of her questions? Why in the world did I find it necessary to ask the previous questions? How is your day?
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
LMAO. Who said that women could out talk men? Was there any logic behind their statement? Do you think that they knew evereno before they said it? Has there been any research to provide evidence in support of that statement?
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
Originally posted by evereno
Is this going to be your answer to all life's tedious questions?
A: nope.
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/34.gif <-----evereno http://bushwhacked.net/forum/images/smilies/b.gif <-----Princess Pei Pei
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