Image Macro Asylum (Your Work Only)

[JBMoney]

This is a free-style thread for posting image macros.

*** ONLY post image macros that you made yourself. ***

You might ask, "Well golly! What's an image macro?"

Well, a macro is a small program that automates some task ("a single, user-defined command that is part of an application and executes a series of commands").

An image macro would be an image and text that would automate some expression that you might use on the board. For example, "WTF?", "ROFL", "There you go again", etc.

In general, an image macro is expected 'have the funny' even if they are rude. However, sometimes shock value or the absolute lack of 'the funny' is the aim (like a straight man).

Sometimes, the more obscure and useless a macro is, the better.

Example of one I made, there's other examples on other threads (e.g., The post padding thread.):

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/ohgod2.jpg

[shotglass]

Like this?

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/wheresfunny.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/makeold.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/reposted.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/auffbye.jpg

[wrecker05]

ROFLMAO. Outstanding work JB:laugh:

[Laurie]

How 'bout this? Is this an image macro?

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/bigger.gif heh heh ;)
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/smarter.jpg http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/rasberry_award.jpg
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/pickin.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/hal.gif
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/nowhere.gifhttp://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/comprehend.gif

[shotglass]

:D

[Laurie]

Thanks JB!

Barb! Very good ones!!


:rolleyes:

[Laurie]

For those who may need reminding! ;)

[Eagle3]

Who said vulcan's didn't have a sense of humor?;)

[Eagle3]

More sage advice.....

[Eagle3]

A little tit for tat for laurie's post :scary:

[Eagle3]

:hehe:

[Eagle3]

Someone open a window.

[Laurie]

;)

[Laurie]

:rolleyes:

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0smelly.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/louvre.gif
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0jarjar.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0shit.gif
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0back.gif

[Unkl Petri]

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[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0enigma.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0drugs.gif
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0error.gif
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0shutup.gif

[Unkl Petri]

?

[shotglass]

lol Unkl Petri.

[shotglass]

:(

[Laurie]

:rolleyes:

[Kimmy]

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[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/dunce.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/fun.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/getlaid.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/impressed.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/oic.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/pulledacuda.jpg

[Laurie]

:rolleyes:

[Heat]

Doh, lost attatchment in preview.
http://www.image-styler.com/projects/obvious.jpg

[Heat]

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[Heat]

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[JBMoney]

Just as a clarification and/or reminder. This thread is only for Image Macros that YOU MADE YOURSELF.

[RodJSM]

Yeah, Laurie, are you making those up? Those are great!

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/banhammer2.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/alltrue.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/bigfan.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/bullshit.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/eatme.jpg

[Eagle3]

:what:

[Laurie]

Rod, I did make them up. The pictures, of course are not MY creation, but the wording is.


JB, are you referring to me? Am I doing this wrong? :what:


Thanks anyway Rod!

[Eagle3]

Going where no one should have gone in the first place. ;)

[Eagle3]

:what:

[JBMoney]

No, you are not doing anything wrong, but I knew as soon as I saw RodJSM's post that you were going to think you did.

Just ignore RodJSM when he posts in here, or anywhere else for that matter.

[RodJSM]

Assuming that you'll ignore this post anyway, I just want to state, for the record, that:

a) I was merely wishing to compliment Laurie for her work.
b) JBMoney was the one that introduced the possibility that some of this work was not original.
c) I recognized some of those pictures from the past and never assumed the photos were created by Laurie and just wanted to clarify that she was indeed the one who associated those brilliantly humorous phrases with those brilliantly chosen pics.
d) Despite the fact that I only mentioned Laurie, I also found some of the others very funny. I was just especially struck by hers.

So there.:p

[Bucko]

:scary:

[Laurie]

JB, of course you knew I was going to think I did something wrong. I just don't like thinking I could have done something "inadvertently" wrong. I have a conscious....yeah, even here at bressler.org. ;)

And as far as ignoring Rod's posts. Forget it. He actually made my day. :Peck: Thanks Rod.

[Bucko]

:mad:

[JBMoney]

For RodJSM -

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/prayer.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/linebreaks.jpg

[Laurie]

:)

[Laurie]

:rolleyes:

[Laurie]

Whoops. Kinda small that last one. :OOPS:

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0broads.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0keepitup.gif
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0mondays.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0assinine.gif
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0screw.gif I didn't make this ani (duh) but I changed the text.
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0v8.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0liz.gif

[gaz]

feel the love now....

[Laurie]

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[cuda]

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[cuda]

:hehe:

[cuda]

:rolleyes:

[cuda]

:confused:

[Eagle3]

:confused:

[Eagle3]

:hehe:

[Eagle3]

Phew! :what:

[Eagle3]

:hehe:

[STIBROKER]

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[JBMoney]

That's one I can use SB!

[cuda]

:confused:

[cuda]

:mad:

[cuda]

:scary:

[Laurie]

:scary:

[cuda]

good one Laurie! :hehe:

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0fight.jpg
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0homey.jpg
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0sucks.jpg
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0weakestlink.jpghttp://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0frontpage.gif

[shotglass]

:)

[Barb101]

:scary:

[cuda]

:hehe:

[cuda]

;)

[cuda]

:alien:

[cuda]

:rolleyes:

[cuda]

:cool:

[JBMoney]

Classics Cuda.

[cuda]

:)

[cuda]

:rolleyes:

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0pig.jpg

[Laurie]

Cuda, those are good! :)

[cuda]

Originally posted by Laurie
Cuda, those are good! :)

That's what happens when I have a lot of time on my hands between deadlines. :rolleyes:

[Caligula]

Pig squealing. I like that. Remindes me of an experience that I once had.

[cuda]

:(

[hawg]

http://billyusa607.150m.com/photoshop/sms.gif

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0biteme.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0doin.jpg
http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0kungfu.jpg

[MonGooSe]

My 2 cents...
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[Bucko]

:(

[STIBROKER]

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[Heat]

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[STIBROKER]

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[Bucko]

:)

[STIBROKER]

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[STIBROKER]

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[samm]

http://dccd.net/sigs/dead.jpg

[Laurie]

:cool:

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/attention2.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/wronganswer.jpg

[Barb101]

:alien:

[MonGooSe]

Hahahahaha!!! Yessssssssss Barb!!

[MonGooSe]

:)
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[STIBROKER]

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[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0award.jpg http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0damn.jpg http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0george.jpg

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0groovy.jpg http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0fuck.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0lurker.jpg

[Laurie]

:)

[STIBROKER]

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[Unkl Petri]

that's on ugly kid

[STIBROKER]

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[STIBROKER]

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[gaz]

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[Laurie]

This is too funny!!!


http://www.swearbear.com/SwearBear/keyboard.asp

[Eagle3]

No Laurie... this isn't in response to your last post LOL

[Eagle3]

As far as I know this is a ligit pic and not a photoshop... not like I did a lot of research though. :rolleyes:

[Hobie Lapatka]

http://www.hobielapatka.com/triumph_funny_post.gif

[STIBROKER]

Originally posted by Hobie Lapatka
http://www.hobielapatka.com/triumph_funny_post.gifHAVE USED ON ANOTHER THREAD ALREADY.....YOU DA MAN....

[Laurie]

Eagle....Ya think I'm INANE? LMAO

[Eagle3]

Noooooooo.... I put that little disclaimer up there so you wouldn't think I meant you, since you had the post before it. :hehe: Of course I don't think you're inane or that you post diatribes. Bullshit? That's a judgement call *LOL* .. Just kidding!;)

[Hobie Lapatka]

http://www.hobielapatka.com/triumph_flame.gif

[Unkl Petri]

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[Laurie]

Eagle...LOL....I only posted that because you had "inane" instead of "insane." LOL


Poor attempt at humor.

[hawg]

http://billyusa607.150m.com/photoshop/last4.jpg

[Eagle3]

Yea, I wanted inane because it means "lacking sense or substance", but it does sound better with insane. LOL
I've been dieing to use that pic of Shatner. It's priceless. :hehe:

[Laurie]

Ohhhhh, you meant to have "inane." My bad! LOL

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorseek.com/haunted/devilhimself/0passinthru.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0mt.jpg

[hawg]

http://billyusa607.150m.com/photoshop/OBrother.JPG

[Hobie Lapatka]

http://www.hobielapatka.com/stfu_kitty.jpg

[Laurie]

Awwwwww.....that cutey of a cat looks like my baby "Charmin!"

[Laurie]

:)

[Hobie Lapatka]

Sorry 'bout that Laurie, I'm sure it was a coinkadink! heh.

Here's a new entry for this thread:

http://www.hobielapatka.com/are_you_an_idiot.jpg

[Laurie]

It's all good. :)

[gaz]

The day has finally arrived............

Today is the day you take your son to his first football game. Leading up to the big day you have told him about game day, the smell of the fresh cut grass, the pies that taste better at the ground than anywhere else in the world, the roar of the crowd when the home team scores.

You tell him how important this day is and what a great experience it will be.....

But the only thing he'll remember about the big day is....

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/gameball.gif (not safe for work)

[hawg]

http://billyusa607.150m.com/photoshop/frayedknot.gif

[Laurie]

Good one, Hawg. :)

[gaz]

Johnny's mum wouldn't listen when he told her it wasn't a dog.

[Eagle3]

;)

[samm]

http://dccd.net/sigs/bitch.jpg

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0dag.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/00boring.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0hurt.gif

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0peewee.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0wasntme.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0facts.gif

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0fuckit.gif http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0frodolives.gif

[Laurie]

Barb, those rock!!

[shotglass]

:sure:

[shotglass]

:(

[Bucko]

I just know I'm going to hell....

[Laurie]

LMAO! I'll meet ya there!

[Eagle3]

LMAO@bucko!

[shotglass]

lmao@eagle

[MonGooSe]

Didn't know where else to post this... hope it aint too crude hahahaha. :D:D:D
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[cuda]

;)

btw MonGooSe pulled a cuda!

[JBMoney]

I don't think it's the first ever graphical 'Cuda'... but it's probably the best. I'll have to add it to the permanent record:

http://bushwhacked.net/forum/showthread.php?&postid=21865#post21865

Edict #3: Pulling A Cuda
Variant #1: PhotoSlop

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/written.jpg

[cuda]

Ya know with all these Forum Rules being named after me, I think that I should get some kinda kick back for letting JB use it.

Cuda© <*}}>< :nolike:

[MonGooSe]

Hehehe just wonderin' if it's good or bad to do a "cuda"?

[STIBROKER]

Originally posted by MonGooSe
Hehehe just wonderin' if it's good or bad to do a "cuda"?

DEPENDS....

[cuda]

OMG!!!

[Eagle3]

:)

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/theeye.jpg

[DMS]

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[STIBROKER]

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[cuda]

Holy Shit!!!!! OUCH!!! :scary:

[STIBROKER]

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[Sideout]

Does it still count as my work if I made the picture from a t-shirt I remember as a kid? :confused:

oh and by the way...

http://www.bettersmith.com/bressler/yousuck.gif

[MonGooSe]

:hehe:
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[STIBROKER]

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[STIBROKER]

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[MonGooSe]

:hehe:
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[samm]

oh no Mr Bush is playing with his food lmao hehehe do you think he licked his fingers
lolol sorry this pic cracks me up :hehe: :p

[Sideout]

You Laugh Stib, but I used to live there...Hell that is...for real...it's not as hot as you'd think :cool:

[Laurie]

LOL.....Stibroker......I have one just like your last one....guess I should've posted it when I finished it 3 days ago! LOL The saying was pretty much the same, too!

GMTA

[Laurie]

:rolleyes:

[MonGooSe]

:)
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[samm]

hehheh she singing her ass off :cool:

[Hobie Lapatka]

http://www.hobielapatka.com/pope_please_god.jpg http://www.hobielapatka.com/pope_when_I_want.jpg http://www.hobielapatka.com/pope_shove.jpg

http://www.hobielapatka.com/pope_talking.jpg http://www.hobielapatka.com/pope_never_shut_up.jpg http://www.hobielapatka.com/pope_ass.jpghttp://www.hobielapatka.com/pope_shut_up.jpg

[JBMoney]

I love Pope-on-Pope action... Does that make me gay?

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/wtf2.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/getalong.jpg

[JBMoney]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/didthat.jpg

[MonGooSe]

:what:
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[STIBROKER]

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[gaz]

Nice one Stibroker

Somewhere safe to park the Bike....

[Eagle3]

I was thinking more along the lines of pillows.... yea, somewhere to rest your head. :)

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[cuda]

DMS, you're killing me with those poop pix!:(

*BARRRF*

[DMS]

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[JBMoney]

FYI - You can change attachments when you edit your post. Option to delete or change attachment is at the bottom of the edit form.

[STIBROKER]

http://www.klbjfm.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2664&page.number=2


http://www.klbjfm.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2818&perpge=15&pagenumber=1

[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/00elvis.gif

[DMS]

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[DMS]

"FYI - You can change attachments when you edit your post. Option to delete or change attachment is at the bottom of the edit form."

[cuda]

:hehe:

[DMS]

Did that guy just "pull a cuda"?

[DMS]

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[DMS]

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[Laurie]

:p

[Laurie]

:cool:

[DMS]

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[STIBROKER]

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[DMS]

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[DMS]

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[gaz]

TIGHT SQUEEZE

[DMS]

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[cuda]

:scary:

[DMS]

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[mikahlia]

stop with the feet and the gross pictures!! pleeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeeee!!!!!
dude, its so gross, stop that... im trying to eat lunch here. ick.

[shotglass]

:what:

[STIBROKER]

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[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0rotten.gif :rolleyes: ;) :hehe: :scary:

[DMS]

Thank you thank you Barb! you're too kind!...:cry:
And to think I even took my shoes off for you all...

well..i'll put them back on then

[DMS]

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[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0putemup.gif

This has nothing to do with anything but I wanted to say Moo damnit!:hehe:

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0moo.gif

[DMS]

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[STIBROKER]

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[gaz]

Having a Clones moment

[STIBROKER]

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[Barb101]

:scary:

[Barb101]

:!!!:

[Barb101]

:scary:

[Barb101]

:what:

[DMS]

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[Barb101]

http://www.horrorhalloffame.com/bressler/0bill.gif :p

[DMS]

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[Laurie]

:rolleyes:

[STIBROKER]

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[DMS]

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[cuda]

;)

[cuda]

:rolleyes:

[DMS]

:(

[Hobie Lapatka]

http://www.hobielapatka.com/images/I_dont_see_your_point.jpg

[DMS]

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[STIBROKER]

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[DMS]

:(

[Barb101]

Let's see if we can get this revved up again:D

[Barb101]

:scary:

[Barb101]

:rolleyes:

[Barb101]

:hehe:

[Laurie]

Barb, I DO love your warped sense of humor!

[Barb101]

Lol and I yours Laurie;) :hehe:

[Barb101]

:rolleyes: