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JBMoney
04-21-06, 04:38 PM
TG Daily (http://www.tgdaily.com/2006/04/21/star_trek_xi_the_inevitable/) - Paramount Pictures made it official this morning: J. J. Abrams, the director of popular television series such as Lost and Alias, and most recently the director of Mission: Impossible III, has been signed on as the lead producer - probably the executive producer - of that last great certainty in the entertainment business, the next Star Trek feature film sequel. No, it's not dead, Jim; to borrow the timeless words of Michael Palin, it was "just resting."

...For over a year, fans have held onto a rumor propagated by the screenwriter for the HBO miniseries Band of Brothers, Eric Jendresen, that he was signed on by Paramount to write and perhaps produce the next Trek film. That film would have centered around a new and not previously introduced set of characters, situated in a timeframe prior to that of the last (failed) Trek TV series, Enterprise.

Instead, the story line Paramount has accepted, according to the company itself, is amazingly the same one that has been submitted and resubmitted for the last quarter century, since back when Harve Bennett was producing The Search for Spock. It involves the adolescent James T. Kirk - the original Star Trek captain - during his Starfleet Academy days, and in his first meeting with a young, or at least younger, Spock (Vulcans age more slowly than humans). Curiously enough, this is exactly the story line which actor William Shatner, who immortalized the Kirk role, said in recent talk show appearances that he had been pitching to the studio. - Whole Story (http://www.tgdaily.com/2006/04/21/star_trek_xi_the_inevitable/)

RicardoHead
04-22-06, 04:49 PM
So this flick will be based around Spock running into a pubescent Kirk in cyberspace while Kirk is hunting for cybersex and runs into Spock masquerading as a chick?

Barb101
04-23-06, 03:59 PM
According to my calculations the chance for success is approximately 4.18%

RicardoHead
04-23-06, 05:13 PM
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Ric delCampo
04-24-06, 05:03 PM
Star Trek movies need to be big.
This sounds more like a movie-of-the-week/pilot.
I always thought that a Star Fleet Academy mini-series might work if it were along the lines and with the quality of the series: The Paper Chase.
But this does not seem like a good premise for a big-screen movie.

There are lots of characters from the many series which they could combine into a unique story and situation. Such as Captain Riker of the USS Titan; with perhaps soem crew from DS9 and/or STV. Who would you like to see again?

But, mostly, it must be a epic story, too big for any other medium.

Pistol Pete
04-24-06, 06:08 PM
But, mostly, it must be a epic story, too big for any other medium.

Ok, remember the episode where Kirk and Uhura were forced to kiss each other for the entertainment of some fake Greeks? Let's take that story further.

After they escape the aliens and get back to the Enterprise, they start 'making time' for themselves: Rendezvous in a Jeffry's tube; late night reports in Kirk's quarters...etc. Uhura gets pregnant and they find themselves raising the kid on board, a bassinet bolted down next to Weapons Control. Suddenly, Klingons attack! Uhura is trying to establish communications with Starfleet while Kirk is being slung about the bridge from torpedo hits! All the while the kid is screaming up a storm wanting some tit! Spock yells, "Shut that fucking kid up!! I can't think 3-dimensionally with all that racket!!" The kid screams louder! Scotty comes onto the bridge and hollers, "Cap'n, I don't think I can hold together much longer!" Bones enters and yells, "I'm deaf, Jim!" Chekov, sitting right next to the bassinet, starts pounding his console like a spastic crack-hound and inadvertently fires a broadside at a private freighter passing through the area, vaporizing it and all aboard.

The Klingons, startled by the hosing of the privateer, pick up the squeeling and mayhem aboard the Enterprise and assume she is charging a mega-macro proton blaster, to which they beat a hasty retreat.

The baby is emailed back to Earth from the nearest starbase and all active duty Starfleet personnel are ordered to be sterilized immediately.

JBMoney
05-24-07, 09:58 AM
In the meantime... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY)

Ether_Elemental
05-25-07, 01:35 AM
wasn't there something about how the odd-numbered Trek movies being unlucky because they all turned out bad? i've heard something like that, but i don't rightly know since i havn't watched any of them.

Comic Book Guy
05-26-07, 09:31 PM
*rolls d20 saving throw vs. "released directly to DVD"* only a natural 20 can avert this

brianw13a
05-27-07, 07:50 PM
wasn't there something about how the odd-numbered Trek movies being unlucky because they all turned out bad? i've heard something like that, but i don't rightly know since i havn't watched any of them.
Haven't heard that one. In my opinion, III was way better than IV.

Let Kirk and the crew RIP