View Full Version : Going to Walmart in 2 weeks
God I cant wait. I got my coupons lined up and ready.
melendipity
04-11-06, 08:32 AM
can you buy me a female version of ya avatar :thumbsup:
:Peck:
That would be Marion Ravenwood. I dont see her with a turban on google.
DMS - I'll trade you the 75 Walmarts in a 3 mile radius here for 1/2 a mile of your beaches
STIBROKER
04-11-06, 08:47 AM
God I cant wait. I got my coupons lined up and ready.
so whats on the list this year buddy......besides a lesbian lover for Mel....
melendipity
04-11-06, 08:51 AM
so whats on the list this year buddy......besides a lesbian lover for Mel....
man, you is predictable :bore:
can ya find me an avatar with a turban thingy (female version), ta!
Yeah DMS - post your list
You can also find me in the Home Depot and the Lowes more then likely.
I need
nightstands
8 tires
bath tub
2 toilets
vanity
vanity lights
ceiling fans
wood flooring
car batteries
garage door
chlorine powder
floor tiles
wall tiles
clothing
various house hold items
video games
toiletries
ahh yeah and all in one saturday.
STIBROKER
04-11-06, 08:57 AM
man, you is predictable :bore:
can ya find me an avatar with a turban thingy (female version), ta!
awww come on mel....denial is not just a river in egypt....
and my wife wants "to spent time with me". No kids. Yeez... I hope I can stay awake after running up and down all day.
melendipity
04-11-06, 08:58 AM
crap, you is a poet and you didnt know it :laugh:
STIBROKER
04-11-06, 09:00 AM
and my wife wants "to spent time with me". No kids. Yeez... I hope I can stay awake after running up and down all day.
your going to need the kids to load all that......
man, you is predictable :bore:
can ya find me an avatar with a turban thingy (female version), ta!
there ya go
your going to need the kids to load all that......
lol naa I'll rent a van, drive up and down to the harbour, I have one of those bins there.
STIBROKER
04-11-06, 09:03 AM
she allready has one here...just needs to be croped...
http://bressler.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=19946&d=1140632783
melendipity
04-11-06, 09:05 AM
i forgot about that, can ya crop it for me stib
DMS - going to Walmart and you don't have Doritos and Pepsi on the list???
Lay some tile and then fuck the wife - thats a good Saturday in anybody's book
STIBROKER
04-11-06, 09:12 AM
i forgot about that, can ya crop it for me stib
..........blue light special on isle 9.............................
DMS - going to Walmart and you don't have Doritos and Pepsi on the list???
Lay some tile and then fuck the wife - thats a good Saturday in anybody's book
Groceries isnt that much more different in price here, it's tiles, tubs and tires, the big stuff thats just crazy expensive, and there's so little to choose from here. :(
From Walmart I'm getting a crate of lotion for the year, soap, that kinda thing. :laugh: I like Walmart because it has almost everything on the list, it's open all night, so when I reach at fridaynight around 12 I can get straight to business.
garage door
Walmart? Maybe Lowes or the Depot.
your shitting me right?
Lowes or the Depot. Yeah. My old garage door got destroyed by Hurricane Wilma. I have it pieced together with some 2x4 but it's nearing its end.
I'm relieved to know that because I was going to have to make a trip to Florida to check out their super stores. Well have fun. Don't hurt your back sounds like ya might be needing it later!:thumbsup:
STIBROKER
04-11-06, 09:29 AM
resized it
you don't have to anymore....
melendipity
04-11-06, 09:35 AM
you don't have to anymore....
all done, thanks guys :Peck:
you don't have to anymore....
what really
melendipity
04-12-06, 09:42 AM
so ......... DMS , why the Walmart attraction?
do you live in a shack on da beach ....far from civilisation and with no electricity. Wait a sec, aint that Texas? :laugh: :laugh:
STIBROKER
04-12-06, 07:10 PM
No need to ask that question, even I know this answer, cause you can get basically anything for real cheap!
So DMS, your as exited about the trip to Walmart as I am going to the Junkyard with my parts-to-pull list. This is also the caliber of excitement we used to possess when waiting for liberty call to be announced during the morning we pulled in or anchored off the beach in Thailand or P.I. (depending on which port). Good ol Thailand, I miss those speed boad liberty launches. And P.I. - that cattle car never seemed so enjoyable....counting the paso's and condoms the entire way to the main gate my friend. The Smutman will relate to all this!
Side note: Never get a blow-job by a chick with bad teeth during the speed boat liberty recovery back to the boat in Thailand, Kenney almost lost his when the speedboat smacked a high wake from one going in the opposit direction, the chick's jaw slammed into the seat he was sitting on and she bit down on him big time....and the six stitches he received on the top and bottom of his wang after getting back to the ship reminded him of this for a long long time.
:worthy: :worthy: :worthy:
Pick me up 4 boxes of 100 rounds 12ga ammo would you?
I promiss I'll send you the money.:worry:
STIBROKER
04-12-06, 08:13 PM
and don't forget the 1000 flavored ice pops for $3.99 on a roll back from $5.99...
Barb101
04-13-06, 02:40 AM
I hope they serve drinks on the boat ride over. ;)
http://horrorhalloffame.com/bressler3/00lange.gif
Can I just say his - I fucking hate Walmart....there...carry on
Their ammo's cheap there.
I don't think they do but I'll look next time I go. 100 box of 12ga is only $14.99 which is pretty cheap. They sell all the supplies at the gun club here but they try and get as many people to buy so they can spread the hazardous materials charges evenly. I'd bet you can't buy it at wallymart but I'll check. I have to go Sat for more ammo anyway.
I hate to be the barer of bad news bucko but it looks like your going to be forced to shop elsewhere for ammo, that is if you were planning on purchasing it from WalMart. Next thing you know you won't be able to purchase automotive chemicals there either like cans of carb cleaner. Carb Cleaner works great on household ant problems, sure the vapors alone will set off your indoor smoke detector, but hey, that aught to tell you something on how effective it works on ants.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/04/14/financial/f111732D04.DTL
I think they'll still carry ammo but not the guns themselves. At least that's the impression I get from the article. They'll stock other sporting items (i.e ammo)
That doesn't surprise me though. Even if they do Sportmart does. They're just as cheap but farther to get to.
one more week!!! :OOPS:
Better bone up on your Spanish. Oh wait...you don't live in Oxnard.:laugh:
Better bone up on your Spanish. Oh wait...you don't live in Oxnard.:laugh:
heh...Miami...:sure: same thing
Peckable
04-15-06, 11:07 PM
ONE WEEK
http://bressler.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20203&d=1145160295
lol .. my old mug, I musta gained bout 50 lbs by now
Peckable
04-15-06, 11:52 PM
lol .. my old mug, I musta gained bout 50 lbs by nowPacing back and forth in the WalMart parking lot will take the weight right off :thumbsup:
God I cant wait. I got my coupons lined up and ready.
Oh good, that's about the time I'm going to the Bahamas.
empty wallet empty nut :sure: It was great :thumbsup:
Oh yeah, your pretty correct Bucko on that one. I did see tons and tons of Spanish stuff in Oxnard when I was stranded over there back New Year's Eve "January 31, 1993". Back then the only thing between the Oxnard Exit on 101 and that huge mountain right before you start approaching L.A. was nothing but farm land. About three years or so ago, I drove 101 to L.A. for the first time in nearly 10 years and I couldn't believe all the businesses lining 101 at the same location now. I don't even recognize much of it anymore.
Weps, that was probably Camarillo. There's still a lot of farmand here in Oxnard. You'd have to go Hwy 1 to see it though.
But you're right...million dollar homes and businesses are getting pretty thick around here. Unless you got off at around Rice Ave. or Victoria Blvd. there's a lot of outlet malls around the 101.
Did the mountain have a radar on top of it? You'd definately know since it's about 150' in diameter. Wait..you must have been going through the Conejo Grade. That's closer to Camarillo on the 101.
Glad to hear somebody has something positive to say about Oxnard. We get bashed pretty bad by the folks in Camarillo, Ventura and Simi.
BTW..how did you get stranded? Did you have to go to Port Hueneme?
RicardoHead
04-26-06, 02:59 PM
So what ever happened to Blue Chip stamps? And why doesn't Wal:star:Mart offer them?
It was on Ketch Street, that huge apartment complex. But Oxnard is pretty nice really. The main road going in from 101 used to be pretty run down though. This chick living there also told me that they did a scene from Back to the Future III there. The part where the car gets run over by the train. Also, Oxnard has the port where my BMW intered into the United States from Germany.
Wow..small world. I live on Fisher Drive. Ketch is at the end of Fisher.
Yep..I watched them film that scene from BTTF III. They did a Clint Eastwood movie there too where he had the chimp with him (can't recall the title) They were filming "24" here at the base last week and they've filmed a lot of JAG out here (Point Mugu) Never watched either show though. *LOL*
And yes sir..I see tons of BMW's coming in from Port Hueneme. Wish I still had mine but my daughter rolled it a few years back.
The road from 101 to Oxnard is now really nice (if you're talking you got off at Victoria) They finally got it fixed up. You definately wouldn't recognize the place now. Across from Victoria they have extended the harbor and now there's million dollar homes there with private docks.
Oh...and btw..they DO still sell ammo at Wall Mart. Cheap too.
So what ever happened to Blue Chip stamps? And why doesn't Wal:star:Mart offer them?
Kids were dying of glue poisoning. :laugh: Parents would bring back 10 million stamps and make their kids glue them into the books. 4000 books would get you a set of steak knives or a towel.
Wow..small world. I live on Fisher Drive. Ketch is at the end of Fisher.
Bucko...can we have your SS# too????
come on man....internet preditors!!!
RicardoHead
04-26-06, 03:35 PM
Kids were dying of glue poisoning. :laugh: Parents would bring back 10 million stamps and make their kids glue them into the books. 4000 books would get you a set of steak knives or a towel.
You ever see that Sanford & Son where Fred was cooking cow tongue for dinner and pulled the tongue out of the pot with a tong and licked a sheet of Blue Chip stamps? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That was faroukin' hillarious!
Bucko...can we have your SS# too????
come on man....internet preditors!!!
Bring em' on. :laugh:
Rguess21
04-26-06, 07:58 PM
Remington Model 1100 :thumbs: Did ya get that at WalMart?
Remington Model 1100 :thumbs: Did ya get that at WalMart?
No..bought it from a club member at the skeet range. My favorite boomstick.;)
RicardoHead
04-26-06, 08:38 PM
Bring em' on. :laugh:
Did you kill those two ponies to your right (http://bressler.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20235&d=1146095519) yourself with those gun?
Did you kill those two ponies to your right (http://bressler.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20235&d=1146095519) yourself with those gun?
*LOL*...I wish. I have no say so in how the living room is decorated. If it was me I'd have models, flags, RC planes, helicopters, telescopes and gun crap all over the place.
Those are some ceramic pieces of fodder that have some kind of significant meaning to my wife. What, I don't know, but I ain't gonna argue about it with her. Armed or not. :laugh:
shotglass
04-26-06, 10:17 PM
Good call. You'd look funny with one of those shotguns crammed down your throat and the other crammed up your butt. :laugh: Like a double popsickle.
RicardoHead
04-26-06, 10:23 PM
great photoshop idea!
JBMoney
05-27-06, 12:11 PM
repost?
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item... Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E &J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She added, "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand.
The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Champioship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
STIBROKER
05-27-06, 12:33 PM
It's all how it is marketed JB.......
:laugh: my youngest
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/damightysparrow/100_2234.jpg
I am so proud :cry:
AhhhhhHhhhh... its that time of the year again. I should be back next week thursday.
Potroast is in the oven and there better be plenty of fucks in the Fuck You thread or I'm telling your dad when he gets home!
AhhhhhHhhhh... its that time of the year again. I should be back next week thursday.
Potroast is in the oven and there better be plenty of fucks in the Fuck You thread or I'm telling your dad when he gets home!
Have a good trip and have fun.
Barb101
07-09-07, 03:19 PM
First thing you should do when you get to Wol Mart is go to the 'toys isle'. :cool:
STIBROKER
07-09-07, 03:20 PM
AhhhhhHhhhh... its that time of the year again. I should be back next week thursday.
Potroast is in the oven and there better be plenty of fucks in the Fuck You thread or I'm telling your dad when he gets home!
HAVE FUN AT WALGREENS......
Jolly Rogers
07-09-07, 04:39 PM
HAVE FUN AT WALGREENS......
Can't miss them... they're at every corner.:rolleyes:
our young life group, used to take the kids to walmart to play hide and seek....
or to play scavenger hunt..lol
nothing like riding a bike through the store!:thumbsup:
Jolly Rogers
07-09-07, 09:27 PM
Nothing like seeing a kid get his/her ass busted down the underwear aisle...:nuts:
or getting a date either!!!!:Boobies:
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