bullshit @ work

[BCP]

So we've been out of plasti-tack for a few weeks, but no one has remembered to pick some up. Well one of the older maps kept falling down, employees attempted to restick it with years-old tack, but it just didn't do the trick. Eventually they stopped trying, and it's been laying on the floor for a little over a week now.

I drew up a tombstone on company letterhead and taped it to the base of the wall.

PIERCE COUNTY ZONING MAP

1998-2006

Here lies Zoning Map. He was a beloved member of the community, and a friend to all.

R.I.P.

So far, no one's noticed it. What sorts of B.S. have you done to keep things from getting too serious @ the office?

[RicardoHead]

I put a large styrofoam cup in the company president's chair when he's gone as an equally productive replacement. People actually go in there and talk tothe cup. No joke.

[Kimmy]

I think I addressed this topic in another thread :OOPS:

[Dave]

I think I addressed this topic in another thread :OOPS:


.....troublemaker :)

[Kimmy]

Well, Dave.. what do you do to relieve boredom at work? :p

I wasn't calling him out on a duplicate thread.. I was just adding my 2 cents
the other thread (http://www.bressler.org/forum/showpost.php?p=177132&postcount=3615)

[melendipity]

I think I addressed this topic in another thread :OOPS:

and the lack of batteries ............ :laugh:

:Peck:

Politics :nolike: The Politics of Health Care :nuts: <<<< @ work

[Dave]

I bang my head against the desk.......

[Kimmy]

I bang my head against the desk.......
I thought I heard a whack

[Rguess21]

You did, but he was doing somethingelse then.

[Kimmy]

ok, seriously.. back on topic

I work with a man that's about 70. He's very small and quiet, but looks are deceiving. He's like a mischievious little boy. I'm always finding my chair is raised or things are rearranged on my walls. To get back at him, I taped the button down on his telephone before he came in. When he got there, I hid behind the cubicle with my cell phone and dialed his number. The rest of us were almost in tears, watching him try and answer the phone. I did that a couple times and he told us there must be something wrong with his phone. I stopped, to see what he'd do. He just put it on speaker phone and started dialing. :laugh:

[Bucko]

We replace the good bulbs with bad ones in my bosses office once a week. We have him convinced that he's in the beam of one the of the radars behind us, even though it's pointing straight up, and it's blowing them. Now we're starting to ask why this mole on his neck is getting bigger every day and should have him convinced he's growing a new head there fairly soon. I caught him looking at it in the mirror the other day and had a hard time keeping a straight face.:laugh:

[Spotter]

Laughter is not tolerated in my workplace :mad:

[RicardoHead]

A couple years ago there was a guy in the office who hunted and pecked and I checked down the password list (two of us kept a master list) to see his password. It had a J and a K in it, so we went to his keyboard and switched the keycaps. The guy tried logging in for over an hour cursing away and getting pissed while we laughed our butts off. Finally, we sent him out for a cup of coffee to cool off and switched the caps back. He was totally baffled that it worked when he got back.

[STIBROKER]

you take 2, 2 penny nails and a hammer........

[Ether_Elemental]

to relieve the boredom of the night watch i sit around for the most part, getting into the breakfast kitchen for a snack, watching DVD's, getting online to go do whatever, or read a book. i just recently found my Omni Ball (http://www.herbalremedies.com/ommasrolseab.html?source=google&engine=adwords!32&keyword=%28omni+ball%29&match_type=) (which i highly recommend anyone to get because it works soooooo well and the chicks totally love it) and i recently brought it in to work with me, y'know to share the love and all, give them a taste. the females at the workplace of course thought it was fabulous, two of them even asked, separately, if i'd be staying on extra hours to massage as my new job. one them was my boss :D everyone loves me at the workplace!

[Kimmy]

the females at the workplace of course thought it was fabulous, two of them even asked, separately, if i'd be staying on extra hours to massage as my new job. one them was my boss :D everyone loves me at the workplace!

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought your letters were true until the night I took my Omni Ball to work

;)

[Ojive]

Dear Penthouse Forum

:laugh: :thumbsup:

I like cutting up and doing all kinds of mischievous stuff, but....one has to have the upper hand. Or either be willing to except pay back at any time. For me the first say 1/2 hour on the clock is my time, even though it's someone else’s. I mean I'm preparing for the day and I'm kind of moody in the first few minutes of the day, once I've gotten in touch with me I'm ready, game on let the games begin. I work with a bunch of professional guys who try and give the perception they never play tricks, they do and every now and again I mess with them.

I did work at a place and we did maintenance on aircraft and in our field we had plenty of free time. This one guy had "his" chair and so I took pennies and put them between the nipple on the piston and the handle that controls the height it was open and the handle looked normal. So when he sat down the chair went down and when he'd get up the chair would rise up it was great. At first you couldn't see the pennies because the handle that normally controlled the piston was in the way. It took him about 30 minutes to finally figure it out. And another time with this same chair my friend totally dismantled the chair I mean everything including the casters. It took that guy the whole shift to get it back together. And then I ran over his chair with a tug, it flatten out like a pancake and then put in the shop, he was really pissed! The next chair this guy got was also fair game. So I like those things but lately I've been pretty good about not bothering anyone. I do crank call some of our guys. But I go to different phones around our facility and they call back it's someone else answering and it confuses them. I usually call about a certain job or program they are involved in and it is pretty up front with actual questions and concerns.

[Dave]

I have to start tormenting my bosses....I have 11 of them, could be a full time job.

I used to do cut and paste jobs on the copy machine to make fun of co-workers - my best work was when Ellen DeGeneres came out of the closet and was on the cover of Time Magazine in a mens suit with the caption "Yep, I'm Gay".....we had this cocky kid that just started working for us, he was ex-college football player and still thought he was in the locker room...this kid was solid and could kick the shit out of me, but if he did...he'd get fired...cause...we weren't in the locker room anymore, now were we........so I stole a picture of him off his desk....(yes, he had a pciture of himself on his desk, see what I mean about him)...and I copied it and cut the head off and pasted it on Ellen's body...recopied....(this was in the days before scanners and crap)......I put a copy in everyone's mailbox....I wish I still had that.

[BCP]

I copied it and cut the head off and pasted it on Ellen's body...recopied....(this was in the days before scanners and crap)......I put a copy in everyone's mailbox....I wish I still had that.classic.

[melendipity]

My boss is fucked ................. I think she has some mental health issues and i am fucking sick of hearing her turn every issue we have at work into an issue regarding her and her fucked children ...................... :what:

[SactoEric]

In high school I worked at a sporting goods store w/ a friend & everyone else there was great too... we'd crank call each other usually using this # that was like POP-CORN but instead of "... at the tone" it said in a sexy voice, "...at the moan" & would start moaning. So, we'd call over the intercom, <dept> you have a call on line 1, then as we would normally do they'd put it on speaker phone to take the call and it would start moaning... That store was great - we also played basketball, wore roller blades around, played hockey, and at night when we were closing up we'd play ball tag w/ one of the managers... ahh, good times :)

Now that I'm all grows'd up I've had to deal w/ an Asst. Chief who lied to my boss about me being late when I had proof in the form of me emailing him to show that I was on time. I've also gotten written up for dropping the F bomb. I miss my old web design job w/ the pool table in the break room, nerf basketball, and shooting each others' stuff w/ dart guns.

[sissy]

i like inhaling helium and answering the phone..lol

[Temperance]

It seems if we have downtime time at work, co-workers bring puzzle books or novels to read. I for the most part find myself doodling, like drawing hearts on a piece of paper. It seems if I bring a book then that is when there is something to do. And here lately our boss has not been letting us kill the last two hours of work doing nothing so now we have to help night shift.

[Ojive]

working for the "g" is enough BS for a life time, everyday is something new never a real dull moment and everything is a crisis.