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Merch
01-09-06, 01:58 AM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/12/1213_041213_tv_suicide_bombers.html

http://www.nigerdeltacongress.com/darticles/do_female_suicide_bombers_also_w.htm

Assuming it's true that the percentage of female, Islamic terrorists is rising in the ranks of homicide bombers, does the Koran's promise of a 72 virgin payoff apply to both genders? Will the females have to settle for female virgins, or does the afterlife discourage same-sex payoffs?

One male terrorist might find 72 virgins, by virtue of variety, will keep the afterlife from becoming ho-hum. But if a detonated female terrorist arrives in the great beyond to find a welcoming committee of 72 male virgins, how would that work?

If they're male virgins, would their chastity have been a result of unattractive characteristics, perhaps like Barny Fife or Peewee Herman? And if that were the case, what would they do when the moment to cum came? Or if they were like Hulk Hogan, would they compete for the prize in combative ways? Assuming the male virgins are already deceased, what would happen to the losers?

I'm getting my information from hearsay about the Koran, so I must ask, Does the Koran specify the gender of the virgins? Could it be a mixture? Or worse yet, could the male terrorist meet up with 72 male virgins in the afterlife--perhaps as a punishment rather than a reward for killing innocents?

Bucko
01-09-06, 08:03 AM
I have a question about that. From what I understand (and I'm frequently wrong) is that there is no sex in heaven. So what's the point of having 72 virgins if you can't poke em?????:shrug:

Hey, I get sick of listening to my wife once in a while. Can you imagine 72 of them??? You could never get a concesus on what to to that night or where to go. Having 72 virgins sounds more like hell than heaven to me.

Ether_Elemental
01-09-06, 08:09 AM
Are they supposed to be eternal virgins or summat? cause after the deed is done (which, if the guy dying were a true MAN, would be done in a short while) there wouldn't be anymore virgins and h'd be stuck with the equivalent of 72 wives, as if 1 were bad enough. man that seems like hell as i'm typing this. but that outcome is only fitting for those fanatical suicidal bastards! :fbomb:

RicardoHead
01-09-06, 08:17 AM
With me 72 female virgin is maybe 10 or 11 days worth of fun. 12 if there's a Gilligans Island marathon on TV.

72 male virgins would last a lifetime, however, and they'd still be in pristine condition when through.



Speaking of which, since hollywood was hellbent on making a movie about gay cowboys, why don't they realy show some balls and make a movie about gay terrorists ... Brokeback Muhamed would be a good name.

Kimmy
01-09-06, 08:25 PM
Since I don't think any of you guys would ever admit to having had a male virgin before, let me tell you something from experience..I wouldn't consider having 72 of them a reward. If you have one that knows what he's doing, that's all you'll ever want ;)

Pistol Pete
01-09-06, 10:31 PM
I was a virgin once, but the Company found out and that was the end of that.