Merch
01-09-06, 01:58 AM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/12/1213_041213_tv_suicide_bombers.html
http://www.nigerdeltacongress.com/darticles/do_female_suicide_bombers_also_w.htm
Assuming it's true that the percentage of female, Islamic terrorists is rising in the ranks of homicide bombers, does the Koran's promise of a 72 virgin payoff apply to both genders? Will the females have to settle for female virgins, or does the afterlife discourage same-sex payoffs?
One male terrorist might find 72 virgins, by virtue of variety, will keep the afterlife from becoming ho-hum. But if a detonated female terrorist arrives in the great beyond to find a welcoming committee of 72 male virgins, how would that work?
If they're male virgins, would their chastity have been a result of unattractive characteristics, perhaps like Barny Fife or Peewee Herman? And if that were the case, what would they do when the moment to cum came? Or if they were like Hulk Hogan, would they compete for the prize in combative ways? Assuming the male virgins are already deceased, what would happen to the losers?
I'm getting my information from hearsay about the Koran, so I must ask, Does the Koran specify the gender of the virgins? Could it be a mixture? Or worse yet, could the male terrorist meet up with 72 male virgins in the afterlife--perhaps as a punishment rather than a reward for killing innocents?
http://www.nigerdeltacongress.com/darticles/do_female_suicide_bombers_also_w.htm
Assuming it's true that the percentage of female, Islamic terrorists is rising in the ranks of homicide bombers, does the Koran's promise of a 72 virgin payoff apply to both genders? Will the females have to settle for female virgins, or does the afterlife discourage same-sex payoffs?
One male terrorist might find 72 virgins, by virtue of variety, will keep the afterlife from becoming ho-hum. But if a detonated female terrorist arrives in the great beyond to find a welcoming committee of 72 male virgins, how would that work?
If they're male virgins, would their chastity have been a result of unattractive characteristics, perhaps like Barny Fife or Peewee Herman? And if that were the case, what would they do when the moment to cum came? Or if they were like Hulk Hogan, would they compete for the prize in combative ways? Assuming the male virgins are already deceased, what would happen to the losers?
I'm getting my information from hearsay about the Koran, so I must ask, Does the Koran specify the gender of the virgins? Could it be a mixture? Or worse yet, could the male terrorist meet up with 72 male virgins in the afterlife--perhaps as a punishment rather than a reward for killing innocents?