Stop choking your chicken

[bodean]

NEW YORK - A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.

Chris Garnett, youth outreach coordinator for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said he changed his name in support of the group's anti-KFC campaign.

"People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er, KentuckyFriedCruelty.com, said in a statement. "Many vow to boycott KFC after I explain the company's indifference to cruelty to animals."

Norfolk, Va.-based PETA's complaints against KFC stem from video footage shot last year recording alleged mistreatment of birds at a Pilgrim's Pride Corp. plant in Moorefield, W.Va. The plant is a KFC supplier.

Yum! Brands, the parent company of KFC, has disputed the claims of mistreatment. In June, a grand jury refused to indict former workers at the West Virginia chicken plant.

"Stacked" star Pamela Anderson, who has narrated a PETA video showing the alleged abuse, supports Garnett's name change.

"I'm sure Chris can't wait till KFC stops torturing chickens so he can change his name back," the actress said in a statement, adding that the chicken abuse "is awful and has to stop."

[shotglass]

Who wants to volunteer to change their name to PeopleEatingTastyAnimals?

[Pistol Pete]

Who wants to volunteer to change their name to PeopleEatingTastyAnimals?

I second your suggestion. The motion is carried. There, democracy in action.

"All 'oo don't want to be crucified, raise your 'and."

[Favetti]

I thought this thread was about choking the chicken, squeezing the hen, frisking the fritters, energizing the eggs, teasing the test... cases.

[bodean]

Don't forget spanking the monkey. I am sure that PETA looks down on that, too.

[Ether_Elemental]

... floggin' the dolphin, workin' the trouser snake, beatin the bishop.. oh wait that one belongs in a different set of innuendos.

I go for the whole "For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three." philosophy.

[RicardoHead]

In defense of animal rights, I'm pretty sure every one of us agree that all animals deserve to be treated with respect whether they are household pets or destined for the BBQ.

Ants and insects are a different story.

[glockmail]

Treat animals with respect but PETA with none.

[Favetti]

{...another attempt to hijack this thread....}

pounding the parrot, slapping the snake

[sissy]

{...another attempt to hijack this thread....}

pounding the parrot, slapping the snake

umm... would that be a 7 inch snake?.. oh wait.. different thread... my bad..

[Kimmy]

I think vegetarians prefer the term "buttering your corn" ;)

[RicardoHead]

Sharpening your pencil!






I mean ...

of course ...

that is ...


if you're Sti.:worry:

[Barb101]

I think vegetarians prefer the term "buttering your corn" ;)
:D I was wondering when someone would use that one.

[Spotter]

Waxing the one-eyed wombat

[shotglass]

You all talking about tickling your pickle?

[glockmail]

polishing the knob?

[Favetti]

.... or polishing the parrot....

[Ether_Elemental]

prepping the rocket?

Hey are we turning this thread into something found in "time wasting as art"?
Post your masturbatory euphamisms here!

[RicardoHead]

Splitting the atom? :worry:

[Kimmy]

and nobody has mentioned "beating your meat" yet?

[Spotter]

Milking the cobra

[shotglass]

Y'all quit jerkin' yer gherkins.

[Spotter]

Don't bother me, I'm boppin' the bishop.

[shotglass]

Yeah, it's getting late. Time to go whip the weasel.

[Pistol Pete]

Schmalzing the wienerschlichem.

[Ether_Elemental]

Mobilizing the Purple Helmeted Warrior.

[bodean]

jerkin' the gerkin...

[glockmail]

slam the bacon? pound the pork?

the classic: wack off

[bodean]

floggin' the log or the one handed knuckle shuffle?

Has this thread gotten out of hand???? :laugh:

[Ether_Elemental]

Yes! :)
polishin' the chrome bumper

[shotglass]

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

[RicardoHead]

Crowning the King.

[bodean]

Visiting Bertha and the four twister sisters....:laugh:

Maybe the thread has gotten INTO hand....:thumbsup:

[Barb101]

masturbation :worry: :p

[DMS]

And so we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital. Tune in again next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say...

Maybe the thread has gotten INTO hand....:thumbsup:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/damightysparrow/vet_hosp.gif

[glockmail]

Visiting Bertha and the four twister sisters....

I thought it was Mrs Palmer and her four daughters?