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JBMoney
10-17-05, 08:38 PM
Village Voice (http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0528,taormino,65754,24.html) - "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?" I received this question from a female reader of my Anal Advisor column in Taboo, and believe it or not, she's not the only one pining for a pinker pucker. I've gotten letters from dozens of people asking how to make their buttholes better looking. Until recently, I couldn't give them much help, because based on my research, no product or procedure existed to lighten that place, which spends a lot of time in the dark. Then, this year, an episode of Dr. 90210 on E! featured porn star Tabitha Stevens visiting a salon in the San Fernando Valley to get her asshole bleached. I was flooded with e-mails alerting me to this cosmetic procedure's television debut. - Whole Story (http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0528,taormino,65754,24.html)

RicardoHead
10-17-05, 09:01 PM
I sure as hell hope Michael Jackson doesn't find out about this.

The pinkest, happiest buttholes I've ever seen are those that have been stroked, licked, and fucked till they couldn't help but blush with contentment.Don't know about any of you, but IMHO asslicks are best confined to pornos. I wants nuttin to do wit' tastin' poo.

Pistol Pete
10-17-05, 09:25 PM
Why do you read that website?

Spotter
10-17-05, 09:59 PM
*Nominates this thread for a future Bressler's Hall of Fame thread.*

Ojive
10-18-05, 05:47 AM
Well today hasn't been a totoal waste I did learn something :rolleyes: who'd ever thunk of bleaching the ole bung? :nono: