Kimmy!!! Happy Birthday!!!

[shotglass]

Hope you get lots of what you like most. ;) :whip: :smokin:

[Pistol Pete]

Happy birthday, sweety. :gift: :Peck:

[JBMoney]

Have a good one. ;)

[Barb101]

Happy Birthday Kim!!! *finds note written to self* :worry: :love: :sperm: :headbange: I love you girl!

[Rguess21]

Here's hoping ya havin' a great 31st. :gift: :Boobies: :beer:

[sissy]

Happy Birthday Kimmy!!!!

:gift: :banana: :applause:

[Spotter]

Happy Birthday! Now, show us the :Boobies:

That is the way it works, isn't it? :Peck:

[Peckable]

Da DaDaDa DaDa
You say it's your birthday
It's Jimmie "JJ" Walker's birthday too yeah
Da DaDaDa DaDa
You say it's your birthday
It's Jimmie "JJ" Walker's birthday too yeah
Da DaDaDa DaDa
You say it's your birthday
Happy Birthday to YA!!!!

[JasmineDreamz]

Hope you have the most wonderful and interesting birthday ever imaginable.

[Freak]

Happy Birthday Kimmy! Hope you had a great day!

:bjiz:

[cuda]

Happy Birthday Kimmy! Are you of legal drinking age yet? *mails cake*

[Favetti]

Cheers Kimmy!

[Kimmy]

:laugh: Thank you, everyone!! :Peck:

[STIBROKER]

awww man....I was out of town....what did I missssss...............

[Sideout]

Hope your Birthday was a great one, Kimmy ;)

[Dave]

Happy Birthday Kimmy! Sorry I missed it

[Kimmy]

Thanks, guys :Peck: Sti, don't worry.. you didn't miss a thing

[DMS]

I missed it too Kimmy, I wasnt online this weekend. :( Happy belated birthday , I still wish you all the best for you and your boobies. MILF MILF MILF! :Peck: :love:

[JDub]

:gift: Happy Birthday Kimmy! :smooch:

[Eagle3]

Hope it was a good one!

[Kimmy]

Thanks, everyone... wonder if we can keep this going as long as Sti's ;)

[Spotter]

... wonder if we can keep this going as long as Sti's ;)
I know a way you can keep it going a while longer :Boobies:

[Kimmy]

eh, that might freak my kid out.. he's here in the office with me at the moment ;)

[Spotter]

That's okay. We have patients :p

[STIBROKER]

what do we have here...2 pages...has some possabilities...

my last one went 4 pages...
http://bressler.org/forum/showthread.php?t=9929&highlight=happy+birthday

jb has deleted the rest... :cry:

[Kimmy]

That's okay. We have patients :p
thankfully, I understand Texanese, even though I don't speak it ;)

[bodean]

Happy be-lated birthday Kimmy!!!! Sorry that I missed it. All the best to you on your.... ummmm... ahhhhh... 21st birthday!!!!!! ;)

[shotglass]

thankfully, I understand Texanese, even though I don't speak it ;)

Is Texanese anything like French? :p :Poke:

[Kimmy]

Is Texanese anything like French?
I think that's a subcategory, when the Cajuns migrate .. you know, like Sti ;)

[gopsdragon]

Happy Birthday Kimmy, or should I say you had a REALLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sticky Kimmy.

[Kimmy]

Omigod, I didn't notice the sticky!!! I feel so honored!!! Thank you, to my sticky friend, and Gops and Bodean for the birthday wishes :Peck:

[JBMoney]

Definitely the best birthday thread... this week... so far.

[Kimmy]

I think JB is just relieved I didn't drag my tits out again ;)

[gopsdragon]

I think JB is just relieved I didn't drag my tits out again ;)

No that was just subtle prompting to do it again. :hehe:

[Spotter]

*looks for boobies*

[STIBROKER]

I think that's a subcategory, when the Cajuns migrate .. you know, like Sti ;)



HEYYYYYYYYY....AND BTW....happy birthday....AND I JUST REALISED WERE JB GOT HIS AVATAR....I feel so honored...

[melendipity]

Thanks, everyone... wonder if we can keep this going as long as Sti's ;)

Not a problem ... :p

Happy Birthday :gift: :gift: :gift: :gift: :Peck:

Now what would a Cancer girl like for her birfday?

[shotglass]

Now what would a Cancer girl like for her birfday?

http://bressler.org/forum/images/icons/weeners.gif :Pimp:

[Barb101]

What the hell is going on in here?! *looks at calendar*

[Eagle3]

Barb must have heard you shotty. :hehe:

[STIBROKER]

I say lets take this party on the road...lets take it to fight club and vist cuda....

[melendipity]

I say lets take this party on the road...lets take it to fight club and vist cuda....

Damn meat eating, deer shooting, beer swilling, noisy dang Texans.

Its Kimmy's party ............................ aint she after some weeners :p

[STIBROKER]

Damn meat eating, deer shooting, beer swilling, noisy dang Texans.

Its Kimmy's party ............................ aint she after some weeners :p


now mel can kill a thread....

[uncle john]

oops missed another one belated happiness firecracker wanna be

[Kimmy]

Thanks, Mel, Uncle John.. and anybody I neglected to thank ;)

[Spotter]

I hope no one bumps this thread today. It would be a shame if it were to become the ultimate birthday thread.

[melendipity]

I hope no one bumps this thread today. It would be a shame if it were to become the ultimate birthday thread.

**bump**


:p

now back to the weiners that Kimmy wants for her birthday :cool:

[Kimmy]

now back to the weiners that Kimmy wants for her birthday :cool:
That's a present that's appreciated any day of the year ;)

[melendipity]

That's a present that's appreciated any day of the year ;)

Size ..................... Kimmy......................... Lets talk size :p :p

*Waits for Barb to put in her experienced :Poke: input, or rather penetrative expertise*

[Kimmy]

Lets talk size
well, I'm too hungry for just an hor devours...but, I think I could finish off just about anything else ;)

[melendipity]

Not into horse's doevres darlin' ..................

I am of the understanding that they be of

1. adequate size
2. suffice the emptiness
3. are easy on the eye
4. satisfy an early apetite
5. have the option of being extended

....................................... man :shrug: now i'm getting all hot and bothered :p

[Barb101]

Size ..................... Kimmy......................... Lets talk size :p :p

*Waits for Barb to put in her experienced :Poke: input, or rather penetrative expertise*

I've never penetrative a horse...I swear. :p

[Spotter]

I've never penetrative a horse...I swear. :pI told ya that nag was lying!

[Rguess21]

Hey Kimmy, it's JDub's birthday... :flash:

[shotglass]

Oh, gross. Rguess is flashing his ol' man-boobs. :o :ugh:
Can't one of you admins glue his shirt to his chest or something?

[Kimmy]

Hey, there's nothin' wrong with his boobies, Shotty ;)

[Eddy's Geist]

Damn! I'm late to the party!

Fug' it.. I'm showin' up anyways!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIMMY!

[Kimmy]

Thanks, Ed ;) You're not too late, but you did miss the boobies...Rguess's, but they were still boobies.. come sit next to me and I'll tell you all about it ;)

[melendipity]

Thanks, Ed ;) You're not too late, but you did miss the boobies...Rguess's, but they were still boobies.. come sit next to me and I'll tell you all about it ;)

Man, what a tart!!!

Huge tart , actually.

Offering up her boobies on a golden platter for the boys. Offering her wares, as they sit next to her. Frolicking. Getting all hot and botherered. Let alone slippery and wet.


**** hmmmmmmmmmmmm! time for one of mel's threads, where JB ( me loves you JB ) will probably slip ( no pun :p ) into the Fight thread.

[Kimmy]

It's my party and I'll flash if I want to :flash:

[melendipity]

It's my party and I'll flash if I want to :flash:

Just keeping the thread going, darlin' :)

[Spotter]

It's my party and I'll flash if I want to :flash:I should hope so!

[DMS]

Just keeping the thread going, darlin' :)
c-c-c-c catfight!!

[Kimmy]

don't get your hopes up, DMS :laugh:

[Dave]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr.....hisss ssssss

[Spotter]

*looks around for boobies*

[sissy]

it's STILL kimmy's birthday? wow :D

keep bumping! :p

[shotglass]

Yeah, it's still Kimmy's birthday until we finish the kegs and run out of one dollar bills for the strippers. :Boobies:

[Spotter]

Shhh, we ran out of beer 5 days ago :laugh:

[Kimmy]

b, double e, double r, u, n ;)

[STIBROKER]

hey....happy birthday kim....or is it now a unbirthday.....

[Kimmy]

Thanks, Sti.. birthday/unbirthday makes no difference.. a party is a party ;)

[Spotter]

b, double e, double r, u, n ;)That only took me 20 minutes to decipher :nuts:

brb

[Kimmy]

Please grab some ice, too... a warm margarita sucks ;)

[Spotter]

Hey, I just got back. What did I miss?

[STIBROKER]

kimmys birthday.....hahahahahahahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[JBMoney]

Whoa.. seriously?

[wrecker05]

Sorry I missed the celebration. :OOPS: happy birthday. :D

[Kimmy]

Thanks, Wrecker..you didn't miss anything. The party is still going on.. Vincent just got back from a beer run.. let me get you a cold one. :beer:

[STIBROKER]

kimmmy....Have I told you happy birthday yet.......were is dave.....

[JBMoney]

What's a ballon?

[Spotter]

That is STIBROKER'ese for...

[STIBROKER]

hey....I can spell bulloon.....

[Dan Rather]

Im going to fax you over a birthday card.

[Kimmy]

were is dave.....
Dave was one of the first ones here... and I'm fairly fluent in Stibrokereese ;)
Who let Rather in?

[STIBROKER]

Who let Rather in?

uhhhhh.....it was cuda.....he left the door open because he was born in a barn.....

[Dan Rather]

I never miss the chance to get free beer. Im giong to sit here and drink for free for a wile and then piss my pants when I pass out. Heres a quater for my cover charge. I love free :beer:

[Spotter]

Damn, it smells like piss in here! Somebody call Brokaw to come get this guy outta here!

[Ojive]

I'm doing a ice run, any chips left? I get a few bags for ya, And somebody clean this joint up!

[Kimmy]

Don't take the long way, like Vega.. a person could starve to death ;)

[Ojive]

Yeah I'm on my way got some hamburger meat and grilling stuff and charcoal, chips and ice and my hands are full need :help: , 2 fifth's of Jack and a gallon of ice tea! Now this is going to be a recap of a party early on Friday! :Party:

[Kimmy]

I'd help you, but Me+Alcohol+Car= :Puking:

[Spotter]

Don't take the long way, like Vega.. a person could starve to death ;)bitchbitchbitch :Poke:

[Ojive]

No I need :help: to unload all this shit, the rest is game on. See that is why I have a gallon of tea, you all can :beerchug: and :Puking: I'll like be over there working the grill---- :tool:

[shotglass]

Damn, could someone get Vega off the table? He's blocking my view of the porn DVD.

[Spotter]

Damn, could someone get Vega off the table? He's blocking my view of the porn DVD.bitchbitch-urp-bitch

[sissy]

Damn, could someone get Vega off the table? He's blocking my view of the porn DVD.

he's probably "stuck" to it... ewwww

[Spotter]

Oops, sorry. Somebody get Sissy a towel. :rolleyes:

[Ojive]

Anybody seen my burger tongs? :hehe:

[Kimmy]

:worry:

[Spotter]

But she said she was a kinky girl...

[shotglass]

I told her she wasn't supposed to be doing that with them, but she wouldn't listen. :nono:

[Ojive]

damnit they ain't play things, those are for serious work :!!!: :tool:

[Spotter]

Damn, I think she's mad now. Did you see that pickle? It just barely missed my head!

[Ojive]

oh, no problem, I've got one more 5th of jack over here I'll get her a good still one-----(drink) and she'll be just fine :thumbsup:

[Kimmy]

a still one or a stiff one?

[Freak]

:laugh: ;)

[Ojive]

a still one or a stiff one?
Yeah that would be stiff one, but drink it still!

[Kimmy]

Ojive is trying to get me drunk ;)

[Ojive]

Yeah maybe, see I don't drink anymore, but hey I know what it takes to get drunk, so tip'em back your in good hands! :laugh:

[shotglass]

*rolls up a fatty*

[STIBROKER]

*rolls up a fatty*
OFFERS SHOTTY A LIGHT.....

[Ojive]

as long as it ain't dogshit, toke on :thumbsup:
The party that just wouldn't die. This is something :hehe:

[Kimmy]

*rolls up a fatty*
now you're talkin' ;)

[Barb101]

*rolls up a fatty*

I'm callin' Wrecker! :spanking: :D

[Spotter]

Hard to dial with the fur lined handcuffs I got you into. :whip:

[Kimmy]

I'm callin' Wrecker! :spanking: :D
oh, hell yeah.. call Wrecker ;)

[shotglass]

No, not him! He'll arrest just about all of us! (For our own good, of course) ;)

[sissy]

*bump*
for kimmy cause i can't stand to see this party die!

[Spotter]

*bump*
for kimmy cause i can't stand to see this party die!HEY! How did you get out of the handcuffs?

[Ojive]

Better yet, someone brought some thunderbird and it spilt all over the carpet, that gonna be fun one to clean up :hehe:

[sissy]

HEY! How did you get out of the handcuffs?

that towel had some lube on it... :Poke:

[Spotter]

that towel had some lube on it... :Poke:Sorry Sissy, that wasn't lube... :worry:

[sissy]

Sorry Sissy, that wasn't lube... :worry:

:jackoff: :Puking:

[melendipity]

~*bump*~

Just to piss off JDub :p

[Spotter]

I guess the party's over. Kimmy must have gotten bored. She was seen over at Carl & Sti's :cry:

[shotglass]

No, she got pissed off at Stibroker for crapping in her rose, so she split. She might come back later.

[Kimmy]

No, not bored.. just had to run over to the beer garden and give Sti a little support on opening day ;)

[Ojive]

Kimmy, get your ass over here...... :!!!: Some body called the fuzz, you can deal with it :hehe: Something about noise and foul smell????? :laugh:

[Kimmy]

Is foul smell against the law? Maybe they just got off duty and wanted to stop in for a drink.. I'll check it out, don't worry..

*I love a man in a uniform, oh boy and how.. * ;)

[Ojive]

Hey BTW beware that one copper looks like a skinny Barney Fife, kind of shifty!

[Kimmy]

Looks can be deceiving.. I'll be fine. You're in charge until I get back, Ojive..

[Ojive]

yeah, uuuuh ok. Well grill is warmed up and the mud pit is ready, Iced down drinks, all's I can say is party on :thumbsup:

[sissy]

just stop by to see how the party was coming along... :p

[Ojive]

:beer: Yawns and stretches, damn morning mouth, well need some ice and beer, yeah lots of beer

[Kimmy]

wooHOO!! It's Friday.. time to get it cranked up again!!! A bloody mary for lunch would do the trick.

[Ojive]

Damn women! Can we high five it? And you take over for a while; I hear my wife calling I'm in deep trouble :worry:

[Dan Rather]

:Z: :Z:

Huh? What is going on? Where is everybody? :confused:

Who poured warm water on my pants? :nolike: I bet that STIBROKER guy did it...

[STIBROKER]

it was cuda.....

[STIBROKER]

HAPPY B~DAY SHOTTY......o crap ....wrong thread.....

[Kimmy]

Ok, ok.. this is getting outta control. I'm moving everything to Shotty's.

[uncle john]

damn missed anothe rof my favorite peoples day hope it was great

[STIBROKER]

that was nice of you John.......

[Kimmy]

damn missed anothe rof my favorite peoples day hope it was great
Aww.. that's so sweet! Thank you! :Peck:

[Spotter]

Is this party over yet?

[sissy]

it's STILL kimmys birthday?... dayum!:)

[Kimmy]

nahh.. not still my birthday.. but it's still my party as long as everyone is having fun

[Ether_Elemental]

Yeah! Party on!

[Rguess21]

Happy birthday again Kimmy. I got you a really long birthday thread. :gift: :beer:

[Kimmy]

Happy birthday again Kimmy. I got you a really long birthday thread. :gift: :beer:
Thank you! It's just what I've always wanted! :Peck:

[Barb101]

Damn, even Sti couldn't top this b'day thread! :cool: Happy Birthday Kimmy!! :Peck: :love: :love: :Peck:

[shotglass]

Happy birthday!

Why is your cake buzzing? :worry: :p

[Pistol Pete]

Happy Happy, Joy Joy, Kimmy. :Peck: :beer: :smokin:

[Ojive]

Happy Birthday Kimmy, So are ya gonna have the 2nd annual Kimmy Fest?:beer::Party: :gift:

[STIBROKER]

Damn, even Sti couldn't top this b'day thread! :cool: Happy Birthday Kimmy!! :Peck: :love: :love: :Peck:



ouuuuu....night of the living birthday thread.......btw....is it that time of year again Kimmy or are we just going to keep last years age....

[DMS]

happy birthday Kimmy! http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/damightysparrow/trombone.gif

[JasmineDreamz]

Have a great glorious birthday Kimmy! Do whatever you feel like.

[Freak]

:gift: :smooch: :smooch: :smooch: :bjiz:

Hope you have fun today!

[Spotter]

Thank you! It's just what I've always wanted! :Peck:Then why the hell did you tell me you wanted a case of D-cell batteries? Oh well, happy birthday! :Peck:

[Kimmy]

Thank you, everyone! I had a nice birthday!

[STIBROKER]

Thank you, everyone! I had a nice birthday!


yer not getting out that easy.......I am going to be here fer awhile......can you make me a fried egg samich....

[Kimmy]

can you make me a fried egg samich....
absolutely.. with or without fried baloney?

[STIBROKER]

absolutely.. with or without fried baloney?

no need to get fancy....just work this one up.....

[Peckable]

:gift: :shrug: :worthy: Happy Belated Birthday Kimmy!!!!

[Kimmy]

Thanks, Peckable.. but you didn't miss it anything. The party is still going on. Want a fried egg sammich?

[Peckable]

Thanks, Peckable.. but you didn't miss it anything. The party is still going on. Want a fried egg sammich?Oh Heck Yeah... that sounds good... :p

[Eagle3]

Hope it was a good one Kimmy. :D

[Kimmy]

thank you, sexy man.. wanna sammich? ;)

[JBMoney]

again?

[Kimmy]

again?
hell, yeah :laugh:

[shotglass]

with or without fried baloney?

I got some baloney for ya...:Pimp:

[STIBROKER]

hell, yeah :laugh:


make JB's with 2 egg's....he is a two egg kind of guy.....

[Kimmy]

fried eggs and some hot guy hitting on me with a baloney line..(and it's working).. if this isn't a redneck party, I don't know what is ;)

[Spotter]

You got any Schlitz?

[Kimmy]

You got any Schlitz?
nahh.. Busch.. but, it's in bottles

[STIBROKER]

nahh.. Busch.. but, it's in bottles


hey now wait up.......Schlitz and Fried Egg Sammich's....I am having flash backs....

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/STIBROKER/SCLITZ.jpg

[jillamanda]

Damn!!! How'd I miss this one??? Happy Birthday Kimmy, sounds like you had a good one.:thumbsup: :Peck: :beer:

[Spotter]

nahh.. Busch.. but, it's in bottlesDamn woman! You marry a Rockerfeller or sumpin? That's the high price shit! *spits*

[Kimmy]

Damn woman! You marry a Rockerfeller or sumpin? That's the high price shit! *spits*
Nothing's too good for my birthday!

[Eagle3]

thank you, sexy man.. wanna sammich? ;)

Bacon, egg, and cheese with Miracle whip please. ;)

[Kimmy]

Bacon, egg, and cheese with Miracle whip please. ;)
woohoo.. kinky ;)

[STIBROKER]

is it time for cake and jagermeister shots.....

[Kimmy]

you really don't want to give me Jagermeister.. I shit you not

[smutman]

you really don't want to give me Jagermeister.. I shit you not
Please tell us why!!!!!:hehe:

[Kimmy]

ehh..I've probably already told that story somewhere on the board :OOPS:

[sissy]

well i'll be damned... i was ignoring this thread, only because i thought idiots like STI were just padding their post count... low and behold it's your birthday again.. SHIT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIMMY!

did ya get laid?
did ya have fun?
did ya get what you wanted?

doesn't matter.. you've got great boobies!

[Rguess21]

Makes mental note: sissy's birthday 11/18, now if i can jus member:confused: Oh, hi Kimmmmmay, awful dam long burthday thared ya got ear.:beer: bouta sammich?

[sissy]

oh... i'll remind ya...lol

texas style...*grin*

[STIBROKER]

i was ignoring this thread, only because i thought idiots like STI were just padding their post count...


I don't post pad....now get back in the arcade cuss you have some work to do in the Penguin Shot ...................

[sissy]

sti...*smack* upside the head